3.: I like to play slots, I am just a slots player.
If I tried to abuse bonuses, I would not play slots, that is for sure
That is absolute fiction.
Let's take a look at the terms of their bonus structure:
Games as they count towards the wagering requirement.
* Slots and Parlor Games - 100%
* Table Poker, Roulette - 25%
* Video Poker, Casino War - 5%
* All versions of Blackjack, Power Poker, Craps, Baccarat, Sicbo, Progressive Slots and Games, Red Dog, Paigow Poker, All Aces and Jacks or Better Video Poker - 0%
Microgaming house edge for slots is variable on the slot, but generally range from 3.5-4.5 percent. If you question this, go look at any Microgaming slots payout, I've looked at 32red's entire year of slots payouts in the past and know that they have not paid out less than 95% ever, and frequently payout much higher, often around 97%. Since Microgaming does not allow their slots payouts to be changed by the operator, I think its a fair assumption that players club will more or less mirror their payouts over time.
So, I'm going to go ahead and be exceedingly generous and use a house edge that is obviously much higher than they have as a way of showing how fictious your argument is. We'll call Microgaming Slots at 5% HA, they count 100% for a HA of 5%.
We don't have to calculate any of the excluded games.
Roulette: According to the Wizard of Odds, the lowest HA of any roulette game on the internet is Microgaming's French Roulette, who's outside bets (red/black, odd/even, high/low) payout at 1.35% due to the La Partage rule where you get half back if you spin a zero. Bets at roulette count 25% towards the WR for an adjusted HA of 4*1.35% or 5.4% HA, which is higher than slots.
Jacks or Better has a HA of .46% counts at 5% for an adjusted HA of 20 * .46% or 9.2% again, higher than the HA of slots.
Casino War has a HA of 2.33% counts as 5% for an adjusted HA of 20 * 2.33 or 46.6% again, higher than the HA of slots.
The lowest edge table game is the Pair Plus bet on 3 card poker at 2.32% counts at 25% for an adjusted HA of 4*2.32 or 9.28% HA.
So every game has at least a .4% HA edge or higher when clearing the wagering requirements of this particular bonus.
I'll bet you the exact amount that you had confiscated that I can name two specific bonus abuse strategies and Mario can confirm that you used one of those two strategies I named by looking at your Playcheck history.
Still want to play stupid? Take me up on my bet, and I'll find an escrow service for it.