akagazelle
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- Joined
- Oct 25, 2014
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- Myrtle Beach, SC
Bonuses are Bogus
Thanks for writing this, I totally agree and I NEVER use match bonuses! I learned the hard way many years ago and I don't repeat mistakes! I also like knowing that if I miraculously do win I can cash out anytime. I just wish if and when I do that I can get my money back without those exorbitant fees and having to wait up to 20 days!!!
Good LUCK to you and to ALL..
Thanks for writing this, I totally agree and I NEVER use match bonuses! I learned the hard way many years ago and I don't repeat mistakes! I also like knowing that if I miraculously do win I can cash out anytime. I just wish if and when I do that I can get my money back without those exorbitant fees and having to wait up to 20 days!!!
Good LUCK to you and to ALL..
THE BONUS:
AKA THE
BULLSHITTING OF NUMEROUS UNINFORMED SLOTTERS
OK, I've had enough of this archaic and unimagaintive crapola.
Bin the bloody things!
1. Times have changed - we need better ideas.
2. Cut the reams of terms and conditions by a third.
3. Cut PABs/disputes plus grief for casino CS.
Let's face it, "200% up to $2000!" screams the headline ad! And the gullible take it all in, not realizing the math is hopelessly EV- with ridiculous WR. Of course, you're not going to get easy money. So an 'attractive' 100% to £50 say? Only 35x B WR? Look closer. At those levels stakes will be low. 6 hours and thousands of spins later, you have actually cashed-in your bonus! Way-hey! You've earned 50 quid for 6 hours, about the same you'd get in MacDonald's.
Sod's law you win big and see it dribbled away chasing WR. Or you accidentally over-bet. Or you don't see that many slots are on the 'list of doom' for bonus play and yes! you wanted to play a few of them. You spend your 6 hours chipping away at WR, thinking "I'm nearly there!" Oh no you're not, because the sly f*ckers have a term which means unless you have played only slots by Gonorrhea Games the contribution is only 50 or 75%. 2 more hours needed - "Oh, NO! It's my bedtime now.."
I seldom take them now. Saves reading tedious terms and seeing my fave games excluded. I win when I win, not 6 hours later if I can hang in there long enough.
So, we have Trada say with cash feed-ins as you play so you get a %age but in cash. Withdraw when you want, you've earned it.
We have Guts and EU Casino etc. with no-wagering Free Games. Cash again, do with them as you will, win all you win.
So, how about CASH bonuses like Trada's? A decent wedge of FS with no wagering when you sign-up, subject to deposits/play?
Or, God forbid, a decent loyalty cash-scheme as you play like Videoslots does? None of this Microgaming crap whereby you play 10,000 quids' of games and you get a poxy tenner of points which need wagering 35x, but a decent plan?
Just think casinos - you'd retain players like Trada and VS do. Not just attract fly-by-night bonus-seekers most of whom won't deposit again once they realize how poor a proposition your 100% SUB was. You could thin your terms out, give your reps a breather on CM and let your CS have a few extra coffees or sessions with the emery-board.
COME ON! You can and should do better.....


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