- Joined
- May 13, 2014
- Location
- Wolverhampton
Just went to grab a smoke, picked up the packet and nowt but tobacco crumbs, none left.
No problem I though, I'll go to the shop and buy some, damn! front door is locked, now where are my keys?
Gave up after a brief search so climbed thru kitchen window, (neighbours are nosy here) over the garden gate, grazing my knees in the process.
Jump in the car, IDIOT JON how can you drive a car with no keys, you'll have to walk.....
Get to the shop, just as they're pulling the shutters down, some family event or something so closing up super early.
ARRGHH! - Will my luck ever change I shout out loud.
Walk back home time, trembling for my nicotine fix, does anything ever go my way, I must be the unluckiest bloke on the planet.
As I'm walking I notice a bloke behind me playing a miniature violin
- sad, sad times 
Any chance of a few free spins or a no deposit cash bonus please?

No problem I though, I'll go to the shop and buy some, damn! front door is locked, now where are my keys?
Gave up after a brief search so climbed thru kitchen window, (neighbours are nosy here) over the garden gate, grazing my knees in the process.
Jump in the car, IDIOT JON how can you drive a car with no keys, you'll have to walk.....
Get to the shop, just as they're pulling the shutters down, some family event or something so closing up super early.
ARRGHH! - Will my luck ever change I shout out loud.
Walk back home time, trembling for my nicotine fix, does anything ever go my way, I must be the unluckiest bloke on the planet.
As I'm walking I notice a bloke behind me playing a miniature violin


Any chance of a few free spins or a no deposit cash bonus please?





