Online slots are extremely toxic

[Bloatgoat]

I find it fun, but stressful some times too

It is fun as long as you win yes. But when deposit after deposit after deposit brings you nowhere it kind of starts eating on you and all conspiracy theories start to live it's own life in your mind on how rigged online slots are.

I still find it 'impossible' for 'any game' to 'not hit' at all. And i surely dont believe games are truely random. They are always within parameters; random within the box. Pre-designed algorithms which ensure a long term profit for the casino upon every spin.

 

[dionysus]

It is fun as long as you win yes. But when deposit after deposit after deposit brings you nowhere it kind of starts eating on you and all conspiracy theories start to live it's own life in your mind on how rigged online slots are.

I still find it 'impossible' for 'any game' to 'not hit' at all. And i surely dont believe games are truely random. They are always within parameters; random within the box. Pre-designed algorithms which ensure a long term profit for the casino upon every spin.

well, sure; noone denies slots arent designed to favour the casino and that ultimately, the house always wins; that's why they arent set at a 100% RTP

 

[Bloatgoat]

For me to hit big on Chilli i had to bonus buy for a straight 45 minutes on 500 each. The gamble feature barely 'works' beyond 12 spins. I had 2 times a 24 spins feature on 500 euro bonus buy, but 24 spins are no guarantee to hit big. It is usually within the 8 to 12 and sometimes 16 free spins to hit big. Initial high multipliers upon start give a usual remaining 4 dead spins > 1 small or medium win followed with another streak of dead spins. For me to hit the initial 10k and later the 13k required me to bonus buy and hit gamble as much as i can. Prepare to lose if you go balistic like i did. Dont be greedy, try to take the 12 or 16 spins for granted. When a bonus buy drops with 4 symbols (12 spins) just take it. It's 8 out of 10 times that it will fail on the gamble feature upon first spin.

But the RTP seems to be highest when going max bonus buy; even if you take 8 spins for granted to initial payout after a bonus always seems best compared to lower buys. It's tough, my brother was watching my streak using remote desktop software, and we both witnessed a buying streak that would any streamer go vomit lol. I was prepared to lose; and i came out winning.

Really, dont do like i just posted above. But it's just my observings. The white rabbit game complete does nothing when going 1000 to 2000 euro bonus buys. I bought 5 straight 1 grand bonus buys, it never passed with a 12 rheel retrigger once. It was usually < 1000 or ~ 1500 win on avg which kind of set me straight at the end again.

And most imporant: know when to stop, know when to walk away. You could lose whatever you stake easily. My rule of thumb is that the bonus buys starts paying off or go equal after 5 times.

 

[dionysus]

And most imporant: know when to stop, know when to walk away. You could lose whatever you stake easily. .

solid advice for anyone

 

[trancemonkey]

It is fun as long as you win yes. But when deposit after deposit after deposit brings you nowhere it kind of starts eating on you and all conspiracy theories start to live it's own life in your mind on how rigged online slots are.

I still find it 'impossible' for 'any game' to 'not hit' at all. And i surely dont believe games are truely random. They are always within parameters; random within the box. Pre-designed algorithms which ensure a long term profit for the casino upon every spin.

Every slot game will eventually make money for a casino, as will every table game. That's no secret.

 

[Bloatgoat]

solid advice for anyone

Added; spend the money wiselely. I'm buying a Audi S5 today. This way it does'nt poor back into where i got it from.

Every slot game will eventually make money for a casino, as will every table game. That's no secret.

Casino's stating that every spin or every event is fully random, is debunked. It's like you have a ball that bouncing up and down in a box. It could never escape the inside of that box.

 

[trancemonkey]

Added; spend the money wiselely. I'm buying a Audi S5 today. This way it does'nt poor back into where i got it from.



Casino's stating that every spin or every event is fully random, is debunked. It's like you have a ball that bouncing up and down in a box. It could never escape the inside of that box.

No, it really isnt debunked. By anyone. Including you.

If it is, please post evidence below

 

[Casinomeister]

Ok - this thread is pretty much hijacked to beyond recognition. I need to shut this down while I move the non-topic posts elsewhere. I will reopen this when I am done.

Please don't hijack threads - instead, please say what you want to say and start new threads. It is time consuming moving posts, and difficult as well since some posts contain subject matter on topic and off.

 

[Casinomeister]

New thread here: Atheism, Marxism, and all that other stuff

Please continue the off- topic convo over there. Thanks!

 

[Bloatgoat]

Oh well,

After recieving the initial of 22k, i decided to play a bit more, and topped out at another 25k which i had set for withdrawl yesterday. So in barely 2 ~ 3 days timespan, i made 10 euro into 45.000 euro. Lmao.

I'm done with slots tho. ^

 

[trancemonkey]

Oh well,

After recieving the initial of 22k, i decided to play a bit more, and topped out at another 25k which i had set for withdrawl yesterday. So in barely 2 ~ 3 days timespan, i made 10 euro into 45.000 euro. Lmao.

I'm done with slots tho. ^

But they are still rigged tho, right?

 

[Bloatgoat]

We will never know

I started to recieve emails from the Casino related to automaticly joined the Elite club, i.e a personal contact, a whatsapp number, a private phonenumber and all that, the same VIP threatment. Hell they even order food for you while playing online.

 

[goatwack]

I'd like to know Bloatgoat's trick, from one goat to another

See whenever I whine about slots' blatant riggedness I win diddly squat. In fact I can't even remember where/ what the Withdrawal options look like

 

[Bloatgoat]

I think i posted this somewhere before.

The RTP on the game Chilli seems to be most in 'our favor' when buying bonus games on 500 euro a game. The trick is to actually push to either 16, 20 or 24 spins, which i succeeded more then 5 times by now. Having 24 spins on the highest bet (in my particuler casino) does'nt guarantee a big huge hefty win, but a few of those smaller ones could add up to the 25k i just did in a few hours. Now i am not saying go ahead and start pounding on 500 euro bonus buy games, but make sure to have bankroll and patience. I've bin swinging from 10k all the way up to the last bonus buy and come back at it, to finally have a striking hit of purple fullscreen symbols and what more. The most difficult part is getting past the gamble feature because that is the thing that will hurt your ass. You could fail up to 8 times getting past the 8 spins. You could get recked having 16 free spins and land back on 8. You could have 20 and get raped back to 12 in a attempt to 24 spins.

But when luck is on your side, and at some point, it will / has to, nothing really can go wrong and it does what it is supposed to do. Give some mf wins.

Tip: know when to stop. I withdrawled 22k the first day, 25k the second day. I kept money from the first day on my account, as a sort of security whenever the casino does something. But they are very relaxed and a withdrawl of 47k in barely 2 days was NO PROBLEM at all!

But be carefull man; playing for 5 hours is'nt good for the mind.

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Here's your proof.

 

[trancemonkey]

I think i posted this somewhere before.

The RTP on the game Chilli seems to be most in 'our favor' when buying bonus games on 500 euro a game. The trick is to actually push to either 16, 20 or 24 spins, which i succeeded more then 5 times by now. Having 24 spins on the highest bet (in my particuler casino) does'nt guarantee a big huge hefty win, but a few of those smaller ones could add up to the 25k i just did in a few hours. Now i am not saying go ahead and start pounding on 500 euro bonus buy games, but make sure to have bankroll and patience. I've bin swinging from 10k all the way up to the last bonus buy and come back at it, to finally have a striking hit of purple fullscreen symbols and what more. The most difficult part is getting past the gamble feature because that is the thing that will hurt your ass. You could fail up to 8 times getting past the 8 spins. You could get recked having 16 free spins and land back on 8. You could have 20 and get raped back to 12 in a attempt to 24 spins.

But when luck is on your side, and at some point, it will / has to, nothing really can go wrong and it does what it is supposed to do. Give some mf wins.

Tip: know when to stop. I withdrawled 22k the first day, 25k the second day. I kept money from the first day on my account, as a sort of security whenever the casino does something. But they are very relaxed and a withdrawl of 47k in barely 2 days was NO PROBLEM at all!

But be carefull man; playing for 5 hours is'nt good for the mind.

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Here's your proof.

That shows 5 withdrawals of nothing. Lol

 

[Bloatgoat]

Yes, that they are processed, the 5 batches of each 5k my friend.

 

[trancemonkey]

Yes, that they are processed, the 5 batches of each 5k my friend.

But surely each one would show 5000 in the in/out, and your balance would drop by 5000 each time right?

 

[Bloatgoat]

But surely each one would show 5000 in the in/out, and your balance would drop by 5000 each time right?

Be assured, their system might work a bit different, but there's 2 transactions showing for both withdrawl and when the withdrawl is processed.



It's usually within 24 hours before the actual transaction is being processed, so yeah. I'm not here as a joker pretending to won big. I know i wake up around saturday / sunday with a estimation of more then 40k extra on my account.

 

[Mr_Slot5]

Oh well,

After recieving the initial of 22k, i decided to play a bit more, and topped out at another 25k which i had set for withdrawl yesterday. So in barely 2 ~ 3 days timespan, i made 10 euro into 45.000 euro. Lmao.

I'm done with slots tho. ^

Unbelievable.

In 8 years I've never cashed out more than £900 at any one time

Well done

 

[Bloatgoat]

I just did it again. Turned 2k into 22k. I am slowly thinking that this is more of a bug then just luck.

I am looking at a total of 60k in withdrawls over the last 3 days. This should alert any casino staff member by now lol. But it's a brand with a reputation and they never made a problem out of the 40k withdrawl. My gf watched me play all the time. I explained her the pattern that i was expecting and i was right.

No other game is currently hitting for the last 3 days as the game that i'm currently playing.



I assume that games do get tested properly before being tossed in the wild, do they?

 

[Mr_Slot5]

I just did it again. Turned 2k into 22k. I am slowly thinking that this is more of a bug then just luck.

I am looking at a total of 60k in withdrawls over the last 3 days. This should alert any casino staff member by now lol. But it's a brand with a reputation and they never made a problem out of the 40k withdrawl. My gf watched me play all the time. I explained her the pattern that i was expecting and i was right.

No other game is currently hitting for the last 3 days as the game that i'm currently playing.

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I assume that games do get tested properly before being tossed in the wild, do they?

If I'm running cold I run cold on all games, no matter what I play/provider etc. The opposite happens very occasionally too where no matter what game I play on, I just hit bonus after bonus. I never push my luck on sessions like that though...I get to a respectable level of withdrawal vs money deposited and leg it before it's all taken back

 

[Bloatgoat]

I find it strange to have such a large, big winning streak in 3 days straight. We're talking 65.000 euro and my deposits in total was'nt even 1/3rd of that.

 

[Mr_Slot5]

I find it strange to have such a large, big winning streak in 3 days straight. We're talking 65.000 euro and my deposits in total was'nt even 1/3rd of that.

Can you tell us the casino name and slot so we can all avoid playing there for the next month or so, seeing as you've seemingly emptied it

 

[Bloatgoat]

Can you tell us the casino name and slot so we can all avoid playing there for the next month or so, seeing as you've seemingly emptied it

Wait, where'nt games operated by providers and not casino's?

 

[Nik]

I find it strange to have such a large, big winning streak in 3 days straight. We're talking 65.000 euro and my deposits in total was'nt even 1/3rd of that.

Any screenshots would be appreciated