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Jack hammer. Done with it. Ate my balance. And when it finally gave me free spins...I retriggered free spins and had 75 free spins at once , it gave me 7.50$ back.. Spins were 5 cents a line. So done with it.
 
I Could Go On And On

Aztec Idols and Ninja Fruits (Play'n Go)

Why don't you just give me the free spins ?!! For how long it takes to get the free spins on this.. :eek2: Definitely not worth your time or money !! Even the "Pick Me" bonus has gone really bad !!

Koi Princess (NetEnt)

Do I even need to say ? Best off playing with the bonus bet OFF

Creature From The Black Lagoon (NetEnt)

Since this game has come out, I've played it quite a lot.. I've come off the free spins bonus with stupid amounts like £0.00p, £0.04p, £0.09p and £0.49p.. Think my biggest win was around £5 odd on the free spins :icon_evil

Big Bang (NetEnt)

I've only played this game a few times but wow, theres a very good reason for that....... censored
 
Piggy riches :(

once upon a time, it was a nice slot :/ But in past few weeks i gave it 6-7 chances and all at a decent bankroll because im well aware how its HV so not really complaining... that much. But there is only as much as one can take, and for me that was Piggy eating $70 of my bankroll on 15c bets. with no fs of course, not that it matters because fs is mostly crap there anyways but still...

those 2 oinks sounds is still haunting me :(

managed like 700 spins before i couldnt take it anymore, and i think i got 2 scatters at least 100 times. or at least it felt that way :P
 
Koi Princess
Most of the times it doesn't even matter if you activate the bonus thing. Still as dead. Totally worthless. And that thing when it zooms out and you think you're going to get the three fishes but then zooms in again instead..:mad::mad::mad: I've given it too many chances but now I'm done with it.

Aloha
Always been totally worthless and boring to me.

Gonzo's Quest
In the beginning it was fun but now it's impossible to win anything and I don't seem to be the only one with extreme bad luch on Gonzos now days.

Razortooth
Played demo version and bonus seemed awesome and that feature with the tiger that shows up but then I tried with real money and I won like $2 on 100 spins. Crap. Don't really like Quickspin games that much at all.
 
Fucking birds on this fucking shit wire , these fucking assholes should get shot and burnt and their existence should be erased.
What a fucking shit.
Never get fucked like this before , this is fucking pile of shit makes COTBL a fun slot to play
 
Fucking birds on this fucking shit wire , these fucking assholes should get shot and burnt and their existence should be erased.
What a fucking shit.
Never get fucked like this before , this is fucking pile of shit makes COTBL a fun slot to play

Yup, it's official.

She won't be playing that game again censoredcensoredcensored
 
Fucking birds on this fucking shit wire , these fucking assholes should get shot and burnt and their existence should be erased.
What a fucking shit.
Never get fucked like this before , this is fucking pile of shit makes COTBL a fun slot to play

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Plenty O'Fortune (Playtech)

I really enjoyed the game ... until I read that the rtp is under 92 % :confused::eek: Why the hell? Just increase it ...

And talking about Playtech ... Halloween Fortune as well! I loathe those random freegames/multiplier stuff that ranges from 3 Free spins x1 up to 20 x10
 
Plenty O'Fortune (Playtech)

I really enjoyed the game ... until I read that the rtp is under 92 % :confused::eek: Why the hell? Just increase it ...

And talking about Playtech ... Halloween Fortune as well! I loathe those random freegames/multiplier stuff that ranges from 3 Free spins x1 up to 20 x10

most playtech slots (especially 50 liners) are like that. Something between 90% and 94% :D
 
most playtech slots (especially 50 liners) are like that. Something between 90% and 94% :D

I thinks it`s a 20 liner but I always played with 5 lines ... the weird thing about it is that Plenty o`Fortune is a kinda low variance slot where you cannot really win high amounts. So why should people play it when losing is sure as hell since there`s not even the chance to hit big?

Luckily (:rolleyes:), the Playtech slots haven`t been running smoothly on my devices for months due to connectivity issues ... so I don`t care about them anymore
 
Sting Pong really is a stinking machine! Played 100s of rounds didn't get the free spins bonus once and the best win it could spit out was a paltry 28quid on 1.25 spins! eeuuccch!

Wolfpack pays sure it can pay big but I was ready to lose my mind at it for teasing with the almost bonus constantly so difficult to get! Just hellish! Will be avoiding unless my balance is enormous!! Need it to get a biggie on this it seems....
 
Anything on Casumo in general. Casumo hates me. I've been depositing there for weeks and can't win a bean. Eats my bankroll at min bet in minutes. Really peed off by it. Think il self exclude from it. It brings nothing but misery to games I generally like on other sites.

I also hate jack and the beanstalk and thunderstruck 2 as bonus never seems to hit but I find them addictive at the same time.
 
All Playtech (Great Blue chiefly) and all Endorphina.

Great Blue is by far the best of a motley crew of crap. Game was very generous during the winter but has become ridiculously tight in the Spring. Getting a good bonus is rare and just getting a bonus is difficult. This isn't like Dragon's Temple where getting a bonus should be hard due to a guaranteed 50+x 1-3-5 Wild reels feature. Also, their latest slot might be this year's winner for the biggest POS ever made. Some Magical Stacks slot with Japanese speech.

The sad thing about Endorphina is that their slots are a great alternative to Novomatic slots that Canadians can't play but they are way too tight. I feel Novo machines are fair in regards to features but these guys are shooting themselves in the foot by making bonuses way too hard to get. I sent Endorphina an e-mail and I hope they listen. I like their slots but not if they eat up money right quick.
 
All Playtech (Great Blue chiefly) and all Endorphina.

Great Blue is by far the best of a motley crew of crap. Game was very generous during the winter but has become ridiculously tight in the Spring. Getting a good bonus is rare and just getting a bonus is difficult. This isn't like Dragon's Temple where getting a bonus should be hard due to a guaranteed 50+x 1-3-5 Wild reels feature. Also, their latest slot might be this year's winner for the biggest POS ever made. Some Magical Stacks slot with Japanese speech.

The sad thing about Endorphina is that their slots are a great alternative to Novomatic slots that Canadians can't play but they are way too tight. I feel Novo machines are fair in regards to features but these guys are shooting themselves in the foot by making bonuses way too hard to get. I sent Endorphina an e-mail and I hope they listen. I like their slots but not if they eat up money right quick.

Yeah, I agree with you. I played Playtech slots but they were never generous to me. At first i thought :"Well it's just one of them, may be the other one will bring me some money". But noooo, they just continued to rip my money off me without even giving me a slight glimse of light in the end of th tunnel. From that time I do not play Playtech slots and don't regret it.
 
Question about played etc

Is there a list anywhere on here that can tell me what games are playtech, microgaming, bally, Newent, quickspin etc? Just to save time when viewing a page full of slots it would be easier to spot the brands of different ones.
I'm fairly n00b to using forums with my slot hobby lol
 
Is there a list anywhere on here that can tell me what games are playtech, microgaming, bally, Newent, quickspin etc? Just to save time when viewing a page full of slots it would be easier to spot the brands of different ones.
I'm fairly n00b to using forums with my slot hobby lol

To my knowledge, there isn't one here. But there is something else that was created by one of our admins, Simmo!

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And I believe that Simmo! had some assistance in compiling the data from dunover. So it's quite a handy resource.
 
To my knowledge, there isn't one here. But there is something else that was created by one of our admins, Simmo!

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And I believe that Simmo! had some assistance in compiling the data from dunover. So it's quite a handy resource.

Excellent, thanks for that :-)
 
Yeah, I agree with you. I played Playtech slots but they were never generous to me. At first i thought :"Well it's just one of them, may be the other one will bring me some money". But noooo, they just continued to rip my money off me without even giving me a slight glimse of light in the end of th tunnel. From that time I do not play Playtech slots and don't regret it.

Only four of their slots are any good: Great Blue, Marilyn Monroe, Dragon Kingdom (which is a stretch) and Top Gun. Their Marvel slots look interesting but they aren't available in Canada. Not really missing a whole lot.

Endorphina answered my e-mail but I'm going to have to talk with Video Slots Online about the response first.
 
Spinions....rarely wins over x 3 bet,deadspin after deadspin,bonus is rare an payed crap for me...under x4 bet.maybe im just unlucky but this game i cant play again
 
Spinions is definitely deserving of a place in the slotting Hall Of Shame. And the Hall of Lame as well.
It's a dismally atrocious effort from Quickspin.
It worries me that people actually spent time "developing" this game. Developing what exactly? As many ways as possible to bore the player to sleep or to death?

It was a damn good job I found this out while playing it in fun mode. Although in this case, I think "bore mode" would have been a more appropriate description.
 
Played Tarzan from Microgaming for the first time tonight....

Wait ~250 spins for the bonus to drop in, the wheel spins to 5x and the bonus ends.

5x , f@{king 5x. :confused:

F@{k right off, you piece of s#i+e! :mad:

Never ever again!

Agreed! What a massive pile of dog dirt that game is! Why do they even make stuff like that?

Is there a thread for slots that should be brought back? I vote for Lord of the Rings. I loved that game!
 
Is there a thread for slots that should be brought back? I vote for Lord of the Rings. I loved that game!
As you're new to the forum, you may not know that MG cloned LOTR - it's Girls With Guns - Jungle Heat.
OK, the icons aren't the same but the game plays and pays the same.
(Apparently a clone of the second version of LOTR - not the original)

My vote goes for South Park - I miss that game SOOOOOOO MUCH! :sob:

KK
 
This choice may shock some people but I'm saying Deck the Halls as much as I love the game....it took the complete piss for a feature yesterday must have been 200 spins without a feature and no win higher than 30x! What in the hell??

My other nomination is Pharoahs Secrets by Playtech so disappointing it used to be my go to game! None of the features even managed 100x and the retriggers(the whole point of the slot) were near enough absent one retrigger in about 7 features is appaling for this!!
 
As you're new to the forum, you may not know that MG cloned LOTR - it's Girls With Guns - Jungle Heat.
OK, the icons aren't the same but the game plays and pays the same.
(Apparently a clone of the second version of LOTR - not the original)

My vote goes for South Park - I miss that game SOOOOOOO MUCH! :sob:

KK

Thanks KK I didn't know that, I might have to try it out but I guess some of the entertainment is in the music and images etc (I'm a massive Tolkien fan!)

I also miss South Park, that was a pretty cool game. Fruustrating at times though!
 
This choice may shock some people but I'm saying Deck the Halls as much as I love the game....it took the complete piss for a feature yesterday must have been 200 spins without a feature and no win higher than 30x! What in the hell??

My other nomination is Pharoahs Secrets by Playtech so disappointing it used to be my go to game! None of the features even managed 100x and the retriggers(the whole point of the slot) were near enough absent one retrigger in about 7 features is appaling for this!!

Is that not standard for that slot considering how high the volatility is? I very rarely ever get a bonus on that within 200 spins.

I have heard alot of complaints about TSII. Right now I am tracking my stats on it for the past 4-5 months. So far Im almost at 50,000 spins. Ill reveal them after 100k. Right now all i can say is the stats are absolutely shocking. So much so, I feel this game has become flawed somehow. I have similar tracked stats from games like Game of Thrones, Jurassic Park, BDBA and TSII rtp and bonus frequency is no where near these other 3 at all.

Id love to make a thread and call them out but since 100,000 spins is considered a small sample size, its senseless. But I can still throw it in this thread because I dont think an rtp under 50% is acceptable over that many spins.
 
TSII is not the same game as when first launched.

It is a totally different piece of code, FACT!

Not using the 'R' word, (Flawed is good, I like Flawed) but you could at least win on the SOAB :p

I honestly believe there was some sort of update and the math was effected by mistake (if this is possible). Because this isnt book of dead claims where people think its changed this slot is outright not proper.

I just dont think the play of this game is purposely done because if people were out there rigging slots, well..they wouldnt do it this bad would they lol

Right now my rtp after 42,089 spins is 48.9% with a bonus frequency of 1 in ever 511 spins (higher than bonanza) I find this almost impossible. Now I will accept it can be a bad run and bad coincidence and I also think by the time I reach 100k spins ill be up to 75%. But still if it is 75%.......that is still really really bad.

Ive also done all these spins on .30-.60 as I knew this would be a massive loss to me so I kept it very small.

Another thing about the wild storm. My best win is 50ish x. Only one 3 reel. Like ok.
 
Since things have changed for me, I don't know if I have a list of games to avoid other than Tarzan. I just avoid slots with terrible pays and no potential.

I have been playing way too much on my tablet and neglecting slots that are only on PC. Maybe it's time to have a run on some other PC slots other than Great Blue, Hellboy and Marilyn Monroe. Perhaps it's time to play Buffalo Blitz, Lady In Red, Hearts & Tarts, Jack & Jill and Terminator 2 again.
 
Is that not standard for that slot considering how high the volatility is? I very rarely ever get a bonus on that within 200 spins.

I have heard alot of complaints about TSII. Right now I am tracking my stats on it for the past 4-5 months. So far Im almost at 50,000 spins. Ill reveal them after 100k. Right now all i can say is the stats are absolutely shocking. So much so, I feel this game has become flawed somehow. I have similar tracked stats from games like Game of Thrones, Jurassic Park, BDBA and TSII rtp and bonus frequency is no where near these other 3 at all.

Id love to make a thread and call them out but since 100,000 spins is considered a small sample size, its senseless. But I can still throw it in this thread because I dont think an rtp under 50% is acceptable over that many spins.

Is it that high variance though?? Theoretically max win is full screen of Santa's with wilds which is what 4000x if during bonus and compared to break da Bank again, got, even 300 shields that's nothing now. I would have classed it mid to high.
 
Is it that high variance though?? Theoretically max win is full screen of Santa's with wilds which is what 4000x if during bonus and compared to break da Bank again, got, even 300 shields that's nothing now. I would have classed it mid to high.

Yeah I would consider deck the hells and bdba high variance. Although, with a max win of 4000x (well unless you get it twice in the bonus..which would never happen) you would think it shouldnt play that high when comparing it to DHV and DOA
 
Yeah I would consider deck the hells and bdba high variance. Although, with a max win of 4000x (well unless you get it twice in the bonus..which would never happen) you would think it shouldnt play that high when comparing it to DHV and DOA

Max win on one free spin is actually 8000x stake not 4000x

5 Wilds pays 4000 coins x 30 lines and doubled in free spins pays £2400 on a 30p spin so 8000x
 
I honestly believe there was some sort of update and the math was effected by mistake (if this is possible). Because this isnt book of dead claims where people think its changed this slot is outright not proper.

I just dont think the play of this game is purposely done because if people were out there rigging slots, well..they wouldnt do it this bad would they lol

Right now my rtp after 42,089 spins is 48.9% with a bonus frequency of 1 in ever 511 spins (higher than bonanza) I find this almost impossible. Now I will accept it can be a bad run and bad coincidence and I also think by the time I reach 100k spins ill be up to 75%. But still if it is 75%.......that is still really really bad.

Ive also done all these spins on .30-.60 as I knew this would be a massive loss to me so I kept it very small.

Another thing about the wild storm. My best win is 50ish x. Only one 3 reel. Like ok.


I hardly play MGS anymore these days...
Actually on most slots you mention in a previous post the average trigger of FS is something like 1 every 600 spins for me...
Tracked it for GoT 243 lines, Jurassic Park, Playboy and Dragonz...
It is like MGS has upped the average amount of spins to trigger a feature, not sure how to say it otherwise...

We all have the occasional time where we can go a few hundred spins without a feature but when it comes more common it rules out the randomness of the slots...Takes far more spins to trigger FS and sometimes with devastating under 10x pays...

So predictable from Microgaming slots these days.

So MGS is now like pretty much on the bottom of my pile and lately only play Novomatic and a bit of Netent...

Pragmatic has some vile slots too btw, beware of them! :)
 
Yes, MG has been disappointing last few months. Their only redeeming feature is the pacing of their games, a supposed value for money indicator, however that's become moot as the bonuses are too infrequent & hugely underwhelming.

So whilst you get a lot of playtime, the 'playtime' consists of watching your cash dwindle away to nothing. So MG is nearly on my blacklist to be honest.

Netent, can't remember when I last had a lengthy session on all their games kinda thing. It's come down to one game now - DOA - and that's due to some form of slot nostalgia. Their games all play like dirt and DOA's current state is laughably juxtaposed with how it used to play...

Been playing a bit of IGT recently, and discovered how balanced their games actually are. No fanfare, just solid, fun games that actually make you feel that you're gambling.....not like the 'Donate & Go' associated with MG & Netent.

I quite like IGT's Knight- something game, the one with the wild scatters. Must have played that for four hours yesterday, which is quite remarkable given it's 80p a spin. That's about 8x my normal betsize :eek::cool:
 
Maybe I should put Pretty Kitty (my old favourite) to this list....it has no mercy last 10 days....14 000 spins in 65 sessions, only 20 features (big wins ranging from 50x to 110x), no full screen of cats...RTP below 50%, like someone erased big wins...

But even lower varianced games are filth: Huangdi (clone of Ariana) killed 200 deposit in 2500 spins....

MG is generally in big taking mode, I hesitate to say something worse...

RNG...yeah, right...

And Reel spinner is one of the worst MG slots ever...
 
Since things have changed for me, I don't know if I have a list of games to avoid other than Tarzan. I just avoid slots with terrible pays and no potential.

I have been playing way too much on my tablet and neglecting slots that are only on PC. Maybe it's time to have a run on some other PC slots other than Great Blue, Hellboy and Marilyn Monroe. Perhaps it's time to play Buffalo Blitz, Lady In Red, Hearts & Tarts, Jack & Jill and Terminator 2 again.

no chance, the slots are all cold. the good days are over.
 
Pretty kitty is damn awful. My last 15 bonuses on that has paid 20x and under.

I had 4 retriggers on it. 4. and it paid 13x. Like yeah right.

This slot is changed, 100%, it never performed that ugly for such a long time...today killed me with 50% RTP, not a single expanding spin in 215 spins!!! Best spin was 12x in base game and one FS with 15x. This is the case for the court of law:mad:

It has great potential and you can't believe that after 60 spins you have 2x as max win and continue playing and it smashes you...and now I am paranoid because of all that full screens in winning section....MG tweaked this one, I am sure...
 
This slot is changed, 100%, it never performed that ugly for such a long time...today killed me with 50% RTP, not a single expanding spin in 215 spins!!! Best spin was 12x in base game and one FS with 15x. This is the case for the court of law:mad:

It has great potential and you can't believe that after 60 spins you have 2x as max win and continue playing and it smashes you...and now I am paranoid because of all that full screens in winning section....MG tweaked this one, I am sure...

I am way too new at this slot to comment on whether its been changed but when I had like 45 freespins and it paid 13x along with the pile of other shitt bonuses that was enough for me to decide this slot was a disaster!

I only started playing it a bit from seeing some of your old screenies and me getting some freespins on it from my MG casino and it played ok

45 freespins or however amount the trigger is on 90 cent bet paid $11 something. :eek:
 
This slot is changed, 100%, it never performed that ugly for such a long time...today killed me with 50% RTP, not a single expanding spin in 215 spins!!! Best spin was 12x in base game and one FS with 15x. This is the case for the court of law:mad:

It has great potential and you can't believe that after 60 spins you have 2x as max win and continue playing and it smashes you...and now I am paranoid because of all that full screens in winning section....MG tweaked this one, I am sure...

Yes it has.....for great disappointment as well as great success. Like any game with great potential.

These big wins (and you've had plenty of them on Pretty Kitty) have to be paid for by other (unlucky) players. You can't expect those players to be constantly footing the bill for your sustained rungood. At some point, you've got to take your turn at enduring a bad run, including sessions where the game seems to be "unreasonably punitive". We've all had them, some more than others. But that is HV at work. There's times where you run so good on a game for so long that you feel like you merely have to turn up in order to win. But the flipside of that is a game that plays so bad it is like trying to get blood out of a stone. Just be thankful you had the good run BEFORE the bad one. Many won't get the same privilege.

Once again, an experienced CM member allowing good past performance to skew their expectations of continued future success. Which inevitably leads to tinfoil talk the minute things don't go their way. Where were all the complaints during the winning spells? :rolleyes:
 
Yes it has.....for great disappointment as well as great success. Like any game with great potential.

These big wins (and you've had plenty of them on Pretty Kitty) have to be paid for by other (unlucky) players. You can't expect those players to be constantly footing the bill for your sustained rungood. At some point, you've got to take your turn at enduring a bad run, including sessions where the game seems to be "unreasonably punitive". We've all had them, some more than others. But that is HV at work. There's times where you run so good on a game for so long that you feel like you merely have to turn up in order to win. But the flipside of that is a game that plays so bad it is like trying to get blood out of a stone. Just be thankful you had the good run BEFORE the bad one. Many won't get the same privilege.

Once again, an experienced CM member allowing good past performance to skew their expectations of continued future success. Which inevitably leads to tinfoil talk the minute things don't go their way. Where were all the complaints during the winning spells? :rolleyes:


I am aware to almost everything you said. I did expect bad streak(s), but not that bad. According to many sources, PK is medium-to-high variance slot. But I am not complaining about big wins missing (full screens, althoug 12000 without is much), but because of any lack of sustainable wins. These days is playing PK like playing GOT, DOA and BOOK OF RA together. And worse. You can't say that 1200 spins without any significant wins (max win was 30x and happened once) is "normal". The drop to cold streak happened in july and now it is culminating. After nearly milion spins, I think I know just a little about this slot. As many of you claim that DOA has changed after moving to html5, I think I have a right to express my feeling about posibble (although probably unreal) game change. You are talking about other players.. I don't know, I have a feeling that this slot is not that popular (according to quite rare screens and videos)...just look GOT..super cruel slot but mega big hits are shown now and then.
 
Yes, MG has been disappointing last few months. Their only redeeming feature is the pacing of their games, a supposed value for money indicator, however that's become moot as the bonuses are too infrequent & hugely underwhelming.

So whilst you get a lot of playtime, the 'playtime' consists of watching your cash dwindle away to nothing. So MG is nearly on my blacklist to be honest.

Netent, can't remember when I last had a lengthy session on all their games kinda thing. It's come down to one game now - DOA - and that's due to some form of slot nostalgia. Their games all play like dirt and DOA's current state is laughably juxtaposed with how it used to play...

Been playing a bit of IGT recently, and discovered how balanced their games actually are. No fanfare, just solid, fun games that actually make you feel that you're gambling.....not like the 'Donate & Go' associated with MG & Netent.

I quite like IGT's Knight- something game, the one with the wild scatters. Must have played that for four hours yesterday, which is quite remarkable given it's 80p a spin. That's about 8x my normal betsize :eek::cool:

Agreed. I had a session on Immortal Romance last week. It took 754 spins to land a 2 reel WD that payed nothing. It did seem to wake up a bit after that but I have had dozens of bonuses over the last few weeks and only one crept over 100x. I used to love this game. I also refuse to play TS2 now because its such a massive pile of crap. You have to wait ages for a bonus and then when you get one 9/10 time its utter tripe. MGS and quickspin are bottom of the list for me. I usually go blueprint or BTG first these days. I love all the features of blueprint and I love the potential of BTG.
 
i am thinking of putting immortal romance on my never play again list after it lost me $200 in just under 2 minutes
my never play again list is emperor of the sea and league of fortune
league cost me a hundred bucks earlier in about 130 spins at 1 dollar a spin
also i am never playing thunderstruck 2
that thing cost me atleast 5 grand since i started slotting online
 
King Kong. Whats the point of getting 150 spins if you win 25x? Might as well take the mystery prize and save yourself 15 minutes of boredom.

The other King Kong is crap too. Actually I don't like Jungle Spirit, Wild Turkey, or that horrific slot with the cats...kitty shitter. They've all taken my money without ever providing a decent size win. Maybe it's the animals that hate me?
From now on I vow to only play slots that don't feature animals. There can't be very many so that should save me some money too.:o
 

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