On my never again play list

[dave1888]

AND!!!!

ANy of endorphina slot if you dont have atleast 500x bet starting balance... You propably need 1000x - 2000x to get feature...

Mongol treasures.. I have played that game easily 5000 spins and NEVER got even 4oak of any good symbols.. think about it, not even 4 horse symbols once in 5000 spins...

Also twice lost 400x bet starting balance without single feature :/

They sound as brutal as Novomatic slots..

 

[curremon]

I just dont understand what they were thinking when making these games... i think they were drunk as hell ...

 

[Jono777]

Stick to any pre 2014 games and over time you still get a fair crack of the whip!
(With maybe the exception of IR!)

Newer the games = rarer the wins, higher the variance and shitter the paytable!!!

 

[mcgameboy]

Stick to any pre 2014 games and over time you still get a fair crack of the whip!
(With maybe the exception of IR!)

Newer the games = rarer the wins, higher the variance and shitter the paytable!!!

Time to let it go mate lol. IR is still a good game.

 

[Jono777]

Time to let it go mate lol. IR is still a good game.

For sure!

Was more of a 'friendly dig' at the game for members who've witnessed and shared my struggles with it this year.

To be fair the latter half of this year my results have improved on IR, nowt earth shattering but most definatley a lot less brutal than it has been at some points this year.

Joined Royal Panda and Turned the Chamber of Spins Gold with just one deposit!!!! pity about the WR,so near but yet so far

 

[daenyboi]

I have tendencies to enter the slots i hate the most.

Ruby Slippers
DoA
IR
T2
Victorious
Lost Island

 

[chris87]

I haven't stopped playing it (quite yet), but Gonzo's Quest can be a real bad boy.

At a couple of casinos I've been going ages without a sniff of a bonus. At one, at long last, the feature dropped in yesterday after 1000s of spins and a large investment. "At last" I thought, only to be awarded £2.20 on a £1.00 bet, my recored lowest on the free falls! WTF

Chris

 

[psychogene]

I'm never going to play any isoftbet games again until someone here can produce to me a real money screenshot of x500 win (if possible Alice Adventure/Ninja Chef/Illusions 2 - all same type of game) or similar.

I have played isoftbet games since Jan 2015 numerous times (at least 50 sessions+) and I can count on 1 hand (no 3 fingers) how many times I have made a withdrawal just playing solely isoftbet games. I'm not even withdrawing $200+ like I would with netent/novomatic/microgaming - I managed something like a $100 ... once.

Isoftbet games are great to look at but boy are they tight as hell!

 

[Alfran]

Didnt want to do this but i just have to.
So i declare that i will no longer play Gemix!!! I've been almost solely playing that game in 2015, and it was kind for a bit but brutal the last 3 months. We must part ways. I may have to turn back to DOA after a long break from it. Care to suggest a better alternative to Gemix?

 

[KasinoKing]

Didnt want to do this but i just have to.
So i declare that i will no longer play Gemix!!! I've been almost solely playing that game in 2015, and it was kind for a bit but brutal the last 3 months. We must part ways. I may have to turn back to DOA after a long break from it. Care to suggest a better alternative to Gemix?

I remember it was you who posted a thread a few months back about Gemix... and after that I got a bit addicted to it as well!
Although you're very unlikely to ever get any earth-shattering wins on it, I did have several good profitable sessions and 3 wins over x100 (x133, x203 & x304 - all in November). But when it's "dead" it's a very frustrating game to play

Can't suggest any direct alternatives, as it's a pretty unique type of game, but DOA is about as far away from it as you can get!
(Gemix is very low variance, DoA very high).
I can only think maybe you would like games where the free-spins have the potential to get better as they play out - like Gonzo, JaB, Evolution, etc...?

KK

 

[Alfran]

I remember it was you who posted a thread a few months back about Gemix... and after that I got a bit addicted to it as well!
Although you're very unlikely to ever get any earth-shattering wins on it, I did have several good profitable sessions and 3 wins over x100 (x133, x203 & x304 - all in November). But when it's "dead" it's a very frustrating game to play

Can't suggest any direct alternatives, as it's a pretty unique type of game, but DOA is about as far away from it as you can get!
(Gemix is very low variance, DoA very high).
I can only think maybe you would like games where the free-spins have the potential to get better as they play out - like Gonzo, JaB, Evolution, etc...?

KK

Games in the past that i had liked were..... JAB, Jack Hammer, Blood suckers, Ghost pirates, Frankenstein, Private eye, deck the halls, hulk (hero jackpot), ... yea i know.. i have really weird (BAD) taste !! lol

 

[randomiam]

gemix

Ive hit 1000x on gemix a couple of times and 1400x once .

 

[Alfran]

Ive hit 1000x on gemix a couple of times and 1400x once .

i've hit the 1000x too... but lately its been terrible. i hit a 50 time deposit with no withdrawal. So time for a change

 

[Skylined87]

I'd have to go with Koi Princess. All the features which hit quite regularly usually pay less than money put into the slot before getting the feature. Also, Space Wars, Mega Joker, Pyramid: Quest for Immortality, Stickers, CFTBL, Big Bad Wolf. That's because when I start playing either of those slots I usually tilt and lose it all (not to mention they can be really great money suckers, but any slot can do that).

 

[Clarktastrophe]

Twin Spin. I see people complaining that they hardly ever get a 5 reel join up. I'd love to get a 3 reel join up now and again never mind a 4 or 5! Everywhere I play this slot it constantly avoids any join ups.
Starburst. I've actually feel asleep playing this slot.
Raging Rhino. It's not that I want to avoid it, it's just that I have to unless I win the lottery for funds. Anyone who says this slot is a 100% random needs to explain how. It just does the same pattern over and over again. If it was 100% random hardly any casino would have this as it may randomly pay customers that rare big feature constantly and crippling a casino.
Anything Playtech. Cryptologic had Marvel slots that were usually good at paying out and very entertaining(remember Ultimate Hulks Revenge!) Playtech come up with their own and i.m.o. quite crap just like the rest off their slots.

 

[dandan]

Definately Immortal Romance! And DOA and Go Bananas!!!

 

[slotter999]

I'd have to go with Koi Princess. All the features which hit quite regularly usually pay less than money put into the slot before getting the feature. Also, Space Wars, Mega Joker, Pyramid: Quest for Immortality, Stickers, CFTBL, Big Bad Wolf. That's because when I start playing either of those slots I usually tilt and lose it all (not to mention they can be really great money suckers, but any slot can do that).

Completely agree re: koi - I won't stick another penny in that machine. I once put 1k through that at £4 a spin and got a single feature. The win lines are also so poor that your bankroll gets eaten away quickly even at modest stakes.

I can't make my mind up on stickers.... It's definitely a money gobbler but the build up on the wilds definitely raises your heartbeat a little. Just avoid high stakes - never seen anything bigger than x20 at £10

Space wars is also another sucker but big wins can come from anywhere. If I play this....it's a hit and run at high-ish stakes.

Pyramid I play quite a bit and I quite like it. Again...I wouldn't play a long session but like stickers the build up is quite exciting. This machine is also capable of some real monster payouts...I've seen some screenshots which are crazy....30k EUR I think of a 4 EUR bet...1k EUR off a 20c. Alas my PB is about x70 :-(

 

[Adriana B]

On the top of the list is:

Path of the Wizard -- get in and get out if you score -- even if it's only $20. Unfortunately, I'm not too bright
Lost Island -- they lost me after 100+ spins
Cazino Zeppelin -- had so much promise (does it have some sort of memory where it knows it paid out???). Can't cop a free spin as well as with Vikings Go Wild -- used to be awesome and now cannot get a free spin to save my sorry ass. Vikings go wild almost seems rigged -- can always hit 2 of the free spin features but the 3rd never comes up even after 100's of spins. Something not right there.
Playboy -- I know this is good for some but it really, really sucks for me.
The Wishmaster -- what the hell is going on with this prick. Used to be able to get quite a few genies but absolutely nothing lately.

Hmmmm ... many more to add but I guess this will do for now.

 

[datshowiwoll]

The Finer Reels of Life. this slot seems to hate me! Immoral Romance is a pussycat in comparison

 

[Adriana B]

What the hell were these guys thinking ??? Just played Fruit Warp -- had 25 free spins and had an awesome win of 50 cents. Oh yay! The most boring, shitiest game ever -- yup -- this definitely precedes Path of Wizards. Go back to the drawing board Einsteins.

 

[dreamguardian1]

Hot as Hades -- the little prick comes out and smiles at you and leaves without any payouts. Ughhhh
Immortal Romance -- why do you tease me so ????
Terminator2 -- not even any foreplay
DOA -- please .... just one time give me a win!
Girls gone wild frozen -- yeah, well go to hell and warm up a bit

There are more but these are my top 5.

Ok First off sorry for the bad luck on those. However, i know i should not have laughed but your comments on some of these had me cracking up laughing so hard my sides split and i had to go pee.

 

[sledge13]

BUST THE BANK - 1400 Spins b4 free spins....win 20x!!!! Microgaming fast becoming a joke on all games, Immortal Romance et all!

 

[slot_zombie]

BUST THE BANK - 1400 Spins b4 free spins....win 20x!!!! Microgaming fast becoming a joke on all games, Immortal Romance et all!

I'm starting to hate Microgaming, took a few bonuses on MG sites and ALWAYS bust out well before meeting the WR. They seem so dead, and bonuses so few and far between... Don't even get me started on Thunderstruck II..

 

[sledge13]

I'm starting to hate Microgaming, took a few bonuses on MG sites and ALWAYS bust out well before meeting the WR. They seem so dead, and bonuses so few and far between... Don't even get me started on Thunderstruck II..

This is so true, they have changed something across the board on Microgaming, pretty disgraceful, Netent to be fair still give you a good run on most of their slots...

 

[Adriana B]

Full Moon Fortunes -- not even one feature and way too many dead spins