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Jack hammer. Done with it. Ate my balance. And when it finally gave me free spins...I retriggered free spins and had 75 free spins at once , it gave me 7.50$ back.. Spins were 5 cents a line. So done with it.
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Jack hammer. Done with it. Ate my balance. And when it finally gave me free spins...I retriggered free spins and had 75 free spins at once , it gave me 7.50$ back.. Spins were 5 cents a line. So done with it.

and i really thought everyone has that one on their blacklist already![]()
Definitely not worth your time or money !! Even the "Pick Me" bonus has gone really bad !!






I've given it too many chances but now I'm done with it.Fucking birds on this fucking shit wire , these fucking assholes should get shot and burnt and their existence should be erased.
What a fucking shit.
Never get fucked like this before , this is fucking pile of shit makes COTBL a fun slot to play

Why the hell? Just increase it ...Plenty O'Fortune (Playtech)
I really enjoyed the game ... until I read that the rtp is under 92 %Why the hell? Just increase it ...
And talking about Playtech ... Halloween Fortune as well! I loathe those random freegames/multiplier stuff that ranges from 3 Free spins x1 up to 20 x10

most playtech slots (especially 50 liners) are like that. Something between 90% and 94%![]()
rolleyes
, the Playtech slots haven`t been running smoothly on my devices for months due to connectivity issues ... so I don`t care about them anymoreAll Playtech (Great Blue chiefly) and all Endorphina.
Great Blue is by far the best of a motley crew of crap. Game was very generous during the winter but has become ridiculously tight in the Spring. Getting a good bonus is rare and just getting a bonus is difficult. This isn't like Dragon's Temple where getting a bonus should be hard due to a guaranteed 50+x 1-3-5 Wild reels feature. Also, their latest slot might be this year's winner for the biggest POS ever made. Some Magical Stacks slot with Japanese speech.
The sad thing about Endorphina is that their slots are a great alternative to Novomatic slots that Canadians can't play but they are way too tight. I feel Novo machines are fair in regards to features but these guys are shooting themselves in the foot by making bonuses way too hard to get. I sent Endorphina an e-mail and I hope they listen. I like their slots but not if they eat up money right quick.
Is there a list anywhere on here that can tell me what games are playtech, microgaming, bally, Newent, quickspin etc? Just to save time when viewing a page full of slots it would be easier to spot the brands of different ones.
I'm fairly n00b to using forums with my slot hobby lol
To my knowledge, there isn't one here. But there is something else that was created by one of our admins, Simmo!
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And I believe that Simmo! had some assistance in compiling the data from dunover. So it's quite a handy resource.

Yeah, I agree with you. I played Playtech slots but they were never generous to me. At first i thought :"Well it's just one of them, may be the other one will bring me some money". But noooo, they just continued to rip my money off me without even giving me a slight glimse of light in the end of th tunnel. From that time I do not play Playtech slots and don't regret it.
Spinions....rarely wins over x 3 bet,deadspin after deadspin,bonus is rare an payed crap for me...under x4 bet.maybe im just unlucky but this game i cant play again



Played Tarzan from Microgaming for the first time tonight....
Wait ~250 spins for the bonus to drop in, the wheel spins to 5x and the bonus ends.
5x , f@{king 5x.
F@{k right off, you piece of s#i+e!
Never ever again!
As you're new to the forum, you may not know that MG cloned LOTR - it's Girls With Guns - Jungle Heat.Is there a thread for slots that should be brought back? I vote for Lord of the Rings. I loved that game!
As you're new to the forum, you may not know that MG cloned LOTR - it's Girls With Guns - Jungle Heat.
OK, the icons aren't the same but the game plays and pays the same.
(Apparently a clone of the second version of LOTR - not the original)
My vote goes for South Park - I miss that game SOOOOOOO MUCH! :sob:
KK
This choice may shock some people but I'm saying Deck the Halls as much as I love the game....it took the complete piss for a feature yesterday must have been 200 spins without a feature and no win higher than 30x! What in the hell??
My other nomination is Pharoahs Secrets by Playtech so disappointing it used to be my go to game! None of the features even managed 100x and the retriggers(the whole point of the slot) were near enough absent one retrigger in about 7 features is appaling for this!!

TSII is not the same game as when first launched.
It is a totally different piece of code, FACT!
Not using the 'R' word, (Flawed is good, I like Flawed) but you could at least win on the SOAB![]()
Is that not standard for that slot considering how high the volatility is? I very rarely ever get a bonus on that within 200 spins.
I have heard alot of complaints about TSII. Right now I am tracking my stats on it for the past 4-5 months. So far Im almost at 50,000 spins. Ill reveal them after 100k. Right now all i can say is the stats are absolutely shocking. So much so, I feel this game has become flawed somehow. I have similar tracked stats from games like Game of Thrones, Jurassic Park, BDBA and TSII rtp and bonus frequency is no where near these other 3 at all.
Id love to make a thread and call them out but since 100,000 spins is considered a small sample size, its senseless. But I can still throw it in this thread because I dont think an rtp under 50% is acceptable over that many spins.
Is it that high variance though?? Theoretically max win is full screen of Santa's with wilds which is what 4000x if during bonus and compared to break da Bank again, got, even 300 shields that's nothing now. I would have classed it mid to high.
Yeah I would consider deck the hells and bdba high variance. Although, with a max win of 4000x (well unless you get it twice in the bonus..which would never happen) you would think it shouldnt play that high when comparing it to DHV and DOA
I honestly believe there was some sort of update and the math was effected by mistake (if this is possible). Because this isnt book of dead claims where people think its changed this slot is outright not proper.
I just dont think the play of this game is purposely done because if people were out there rigging slots, well..they wouldnt do it this bad would they lol
Right now my rtp after 42,089 spins is 48.9% with a bonus frequency of 1 in ever 511 spins (higher than bonanza) I find this almost impossible. Now I will accept it can be a bad run and bad coincidence and I also think by the time I reach 100k spins ill be up to 75%. But still if it is 75%.......that is still really really bad.
Ive also done all these spins on .30-.60 as I knew this would be a massive loss to me so I kept it very small.
Another thing about the wild storm. My best win is 50ish x. Only one 3 reel. Like ok.



Since things have changed for me, I don't know if I have a list of games to avoid other than Tarzan. I just avoid slots with terrible pays and no potential.
I have been playing way too much on my tablet and neglecting slots that are only on PC. Maybe it's time to have a run on some other PC slots other than Great Blue, Hellboy and Marilyn Monroe. Perhaps it's time to play Buffalo Blitz, Lady In Red, Hearts & Tarts, Jack & Jill and Terminator 2 again.
Pretty kitty is damn awful. My last 15 bonuses on that has paid 20x and under.
I had 4 retriggers on it. 4. and it paid 13x. Like yeah right.

This slot is changed, 100%, it never performed that ugly for such a long time...today killed me with 50% RTP, not a single expanding spin in 215 spins!!! Best spin was 12x in base game and one FS with 15x. This is the case for the court of law
It has great potential and you can't believe that after 60 spins you have 2x as max win and continue playing and it smashes you...and now I am paranoid because of all that full screens in winning section....MG tweaked this one, I am sure...

This slot is changed, 100%, it never performed that ugly for such a long time...today killed me with 50% RTP, not a single expanding spin in 215 spins!!! Best spin was 12x in base game and one FS with 15x. This is the case for the court of law
It has great potential and you can't believe that after 60 spins you have 2x as max win and continue playing and it smashes you...and now I am paranoid because of all that full screens in winning section....MG tweaked this one, I am sure...

Yes it has.....for great disappointment as well as great success. Like any game with great potential.
These big wins (and you've had plenty of them on Pretty Kitty) have to be paid for by other (unlucky) players. You can't expect those players to be constantly footing the bill for your sustained rungood. At some point, you've got to take your turn at enduring a bad run, including sessions where the game seems to be "unreasonably punitive". We've all had them, some more than others. But that is HV at work. There's times where you run so good on a game for so long that you feel like you merely have to turn up in order to win. But the flipside of that is a game that plays so bad it is like trying to get blood out of a stone. Just be thankful you had the good run BEFORE the bad one. Many won't get the same privilege.
Once again, an experienced CM member allowing good past performance to skew their expectations of continued future success. Which inevitably leads to tinfoil talk the minute things don't go their way. Where were all the complaints during the winning spells?![]()
Max win on one free spin is actually 8000x stake not 4000x
5 Wilds pays 4000 coins x 30 lines and doubled in free spins pays £2400 on a 30p spin so 8000x

Yes, MG has been disappointing last few months. Their only redeeming feature is the pacing of their games, a supposed value for money indicator, however that's become moot as the bonuses are too infrequent & hugely underwhelming.
So whilst you get a lot of playtime, the 'playtime' consists of watching your cash dwindle away to nothing. So MG is nearly on my blacklist to be honest.
Netent, can't remember when I last had a lengthy session on all their games kinda thing. It's come down to one game now - DOA - and that's due to some form of slot nostalgia. Their games all play like dirt and DOA's current state is laughably juxtaposed with how it used to play...
Been playing a bit of IGT recently, and discovered how balanced their games actually are. No fanfare, just solid, fun games that actually make you feel that you're gambling.....not like the 'Donate & Go' associated with MG & Netent.
I quite like IGT's Knight- something game, the one with the wild scatters. Must have played that for four hours yesterday, which is quite remarkable given it's 80p a spin. That's about 8x my normal betsize![]()

