naughty

[just play]

A woman walks into
> an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
> file her taxes.
>
>
> The accountant says,
> "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
> questions." He gets her name, address, social
> security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your
> occupation?"
>
>
> "I'm a
> whore," she says.
> The
> accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No,
> No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase
> that."
>
>
> The woman says,
> "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
>
> "No, that still
> won't work. Try again."
>
>
>
> They both think for
> a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
> farmer."
>
>
>
> The accountant asks,
> "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
> prostitute?"
>
>
>
> "Well, I raised
> a thousand little peckers last year."
>
>
>
>
>
> "Chicken
> Farmer it is."
>

 

[reda]

very cute. made me chuckle.