(NSFW) Getting Screwed Thousand Times

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
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She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
 
Hello betdouble,

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Great start!

Maybe introduce yourself properly so we know who you are before too many more x-rated posts.
 
Surely the gentlemen on this forum can handle this level of x-ratedness? Fun joke:D
 
I agree, but its nice to know a little bit about someone before they come across all Bernard Manning on the forum.
 
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Great start!

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It's an oldie, but so am I. I got a chuckle, that's the kind of dirty joke you can tell your mother.

My mom, RIP only told me one dirty joke, and I was a teenager still.

Why do bees hum?

Wouldn't you hum too if you had your honey between your legs.?
 

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