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Sorry to hear about your dad, mine is currently in hospital after having a fall in town a couple of weeks ago, very long story cut short they later found he had a perforated gall bladder (oddly however they reckoned unrelated to the actual fall) and I'll never ever forget the phone call last week where they mentioned they would have to perform an emergency operation overnight with a sombre warning that it might not be a success

Thankfully it all went OK and he is on the mend although still has a long way to go

Manchester Airport has a small arcade area in one of the terminal arrival areas which has several fruit machines although these days mainly just the pointless likes of Deal Or No Deal MAXIMUM (on 70% of course to really improve your mood after a long flight!), I did get a GO ALL THE WAY on the £100 Deal Or No Deal Midas Touch last time I was there though! Had quite a few 'playable' machines over the years although there used to of course be players in the local vicinity generally keeping on top of them and they perhaps don't get a ton of casual play anyway compared to the handful of £500 terminals...also half of them are broken anyway in terms of the accepting money side of things to begin with and nobody really seems in that great of a rush to come out and repair them as in I've gone back 6 months later and a machine is still there and still broken!

I'm going to perhaps annoy you now, the train rather than the tram to Manchester Piccadilly station would have taken you 10-15 minutes rather than an hour and you could have then just caught a Bury tram from there :) Been gone for 10-15 years now but Manchester Piccadilly station also used to have the 'Big Shots' arcade which was literally a Noel Edmonds fantasy world with the amount of DOND fruits they had!

You are correct in that Bury Admiral is 99.9% digital with 0.1% granny Bar X 10p and 0.0% fruit machines, to be fair pretty much the same for every Admiral and Merkur venue in the UK these days though, and they wonder why the arcades are dead (both venues are 24/7 though because shift workers might want to enjoy a gamble according to the planning permission and nothing at all to do with an addict wanting to pop in and do brains)
 
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Sorry to hear about your dad, mine is currently in hospital after having a fall in town a couple of weeks ago, very long story cut short they later found he had a perforated gall bladder (oddly however they reckoned unrelated to the actual fall) and I'll never ever forget the phone call last week where they mentioned they would have to perform an emergency operation overnight with a sombre warning that it might not be a success

Thankfully it all went OK and he is on the mend although still has a long way to go

Manchester Airport has a small arcade area in one of the terminal arrival areas which has several fruit machines although these days mainly just the pointless likes of Deal Or No Deal MAXIMUM (on 70% of course to really improve your mood after a long flight!), I did get a GO ALL THE WAY on the £100 Deal Or No Deal Midas Touch last time I was there though! Had quite a few 'playable' machines over the years although there used to of course be players in the local vicinity generally keeping on top of them and they perhaps don't get a ton of casual play anyway compared to the handful of £500 terminals...also half of them are broken anyway in terms of the accepting money side of things to begin with and nobody really seems in that great of a rush to come out and repair them as in I've gone back 6 months later and a machine is still there and still broken!

I'm going to perhaps annoy you now, the train rather than the tram to Manchester Piccadilly station would have taken you 10-15 minutes rather than an hour and you could have then just caught a Bury tram from there :) Been gone for 10-15 years now but Manchester Piccadilly station also used to have the 'Big Shots' arcade which was literally a Noel Edmonds fantasy world with the amount of DOND fruits they had!

You are correct in that Bury Admiral is 99.9% digital with 0.1% granny Bar X 10p and 0.0% fruit machines, to be fair pretty much the same for every Admiral and Merkur venue in the UK these days though, and they wonder why the arcades are dead (both venues are 24/7 though because shift workers might want to enjoy a gamble according to the planning permission and nothing at all to do with an addict wanting to pop in and do brains)

Thanks for your thoughts k6kaysix and I'm really glad to hear your dad's on the mend, hopefully he'll have a good recovery from here :)

As for Manchester Airport I couldn't see any machines anywhere, I do remember last time I went through there, which IIRC was 2018, they had a sort of arcade area in both the public side of the airport, and also through in departures (where you can't get to unless you're flying) - maybe I missed something but as best as I could tell, they've both gone now, and there are now no machines anywhere in the airport. (Even the pub style place didn't have so much as a digi cabinet or two.)

For the Metrolink versus train thing, honestly, I'd still do it on the Metro, it's so bloody convenient and I don't really mind the journey itself, watching the world go by through the windows of the tram isn't unpleasant. The cost to get from Bury To Manchester Airport was £4.60p, which is pretty much from one end of the network to the other, and only requires a quick hop across the platform at Victoria, I'd take that over faffing around getting onto a train. (Bearing in mind I'd have no idea which train I was after or how to even pay for it or anything.)

With the arcades there was nothing that even remotely tempted me to go in, I'm slightly curious as to what sort of RTPs you'd be getting in a land-based digi arcade though (answers on a postcard) but looking through the windows I just thought, 'Nope, nothing to tempt me to go in there'. Can you get Worms on a decent RTP though? That might be of interest!
 
A new video for the channel (i.e. not a reupload), this time covering some 'holy grail' early ROMs for Barcrest's Star Wars, where the absurd INCOMPETENT/CORRUPT (delete as appropriate) superhold stake switch trick still works, and you can fuck the machine so hard it literally just curls up in a ball on the floor whilst screaming CRITICAL ERROR CONTACT BARCREST CRITICAL ERROR CONTACT BARCREST CRITICAL ERROR CONTACT BARCREST CRITICAL ERROR CONTACT BARCREST.

Nice job Barcrest!

 
Fourth of the five in the Gambling Low Ebbs Series is now back online.

The thumbnail for this video was created by the DALL-E AI, it was given the description, 'A human is under the effects of LSD, he has done a poo in his pants and the poo is also hallucinating'.

 
Last Ebbs video and its Q&A are now back online. That's the lot of them now, there was supposed to be a Part 6 but I never got round to making it.

The Q&A video has technically never been online before, I kept the Vegas Movie Studio project around on my editing laptop for a while and played around with it a bit more after the original upload, to create this version, but I never bothered to upload it as it is mainly the same video. However, since I'm now reuploading all the Ebbs videos this seems as good a time as any to upload what might be rather wankily described as the 'Director's Cut'.


 
Latest reuploads, all reasonably self-explanatory from the thumbnails really :)

The Channel Update video segues into a short potted history of tourism on the Isle of Man, for some reason.




 
Couple of new videos on the channel as in, newly made videos, not reuploads from the old channel.

Surprise surprise BFM fucked up with another Deal Or No Deal, and Mazooma couldn't even get a £5 jackpot machine that could be played by kiddies at the seaside right. Fully infinitely emptiable and capable of leaving a 10p/£5 jackpot machine blocking at £1 for an ungodly amount of time.

Compensated machines, aren't they just great....


 
Thought I'd get this one back online, and someone over at Desert Island Fruits was asking for it anyway.

This is the time I beat the 'unbeatable' 65xD+B WR on the 1777% bonus at Tropica Casino back in 2012. The good folks right here at CM told me it was unbeatable and was simply a 'playtime' bonus, but having had a sift through all the help files for the games I was playing (I was reading help files long before it was fashionable....), I found a very interesting slot with a true skill bonus round that contributed 100% to wagering and with good enough play on the bonus round, could yield an RTP of nearly 99%.

You only got 72 hours to wager the whole lot (a £100 deposit yielded a balance of £1,877 and a WR of....... £122,000....) So, armed with a few stiff drinks - I set about the most determined weekend of slotting I've ever done :D

This is the first time this video has been fully timecoded, but having watched it again to do the timecodes, and if I do say so myself, it is quite an entertaining ride - so perhaps is worth watching from start to finish. A lot of very big spins in here too (maxing out at a sustained run of £7.50p spins) - because wagering £122K in 72 hours isn't a trivial undertaking!

 
Thought I'd get this one back online, and someone over at Desert Island Fruits was asking for it anyway.

This is the time I beat the 'unbeatable' 65xD+B WR on the 1777% bonus at Tropica Casino back in 2012. The good folks right here at CM told me it was unbeatable and was simply a 'playtime' bonus, but having had a sift through all the help files for the games I was playing (I was reading help files long before it was fashionable....), I found a very interesting slot with a true skill bonus round that contributed 100% to wagering and with good enough play on the bonus round, could yield an RTP of nearly 99%.

You only got 72 hours to wager the whole lot (a £100 deposit yielded a balance of £1,877 and a WR of....... £122,000....) So, armed with a few stiff drinks - I set about the most determined weekend of slotting I've ever done :D

This is the first time this video has been fully timecoded, but having watched it again to do the timecodes, and if I do say so myself, it is quite an entertaining ride - so perhaps is worth watching from start to finish. A lot of very big spins in here too (maxing out at a sustained run of £7.50p spins) - because wagering £122K in 72 hours isn't a trivial undertaking!


Seeing this actually inspired me to look at some rival casinos as I refuse to play at ukgc now. I fully accept that it might take 1 week+ to get paid but if im only risking small deposits and taking 200%+ bonuses Im happy to wait a week to get paid. A few days ago I opened an account with Royal Casino Club and played a 300% bonus with a £25 deposit. I bust on 25p spins. Next day I got a free chip that I grinded out on 20p spins and made a withdrawal request of £30! They processed my docs and paid me in 4 days. Exciting :D
 
Seeing this actually inspired me to look at some rival casinos as I refuse to play at ukgc now. I fully accept that it might take 1 week+ to get paid but if im only risking small deposits and taking 200%+ bonuses Im happy to wait a week to get paid. A few days ago I opened an account with Royal Casino Club and played a 300% bonus with a £25 deposit. I bust on 25p spins. Next day I got a free chip that I grinded out on 20p spins and made a withdrawal request of £30! They processed my docs and paid me in 4 days. Exciting :D

TBH I didn't even realise Rival were still a thing! I really liked their games back in the era of me making the video so if they're still knocking out similar games - (y'know, proper online slots with some nice unique touches) - I'd be officially interested. (The mainstream online slots landscape has totally lost me now and I just can't be arsed.)

What are Rival's RTPs like these days? Even a decade ago they were a bit..... ahem..... 'variable' to say the least :D
 
TBH I didn't even realise Rival were still a thing! I really liked their games back in the era of me making the video so if they're still knocking out similar games - (y'know, proper online slots with some nice unique touches) - I'd be officially interested. (The mainstream online slots landscape has totally lost me now and I just can't be arsed.)

What are Rival's RTPs like these days? Even a decade ago they were a bit..... ahem..... 'variable' to say the least :D
Unfortunately Rival decommissioned about 75% of their slots with the change to HTML5 - including nearly ALL of the iSlots :axeman2:
So no more Hole in Won fun for us :mad:

Most (if not all?) Rival casinos have now gone multi-software and I'm not sure if Rival themselves as a provider even exist any more...
I have seen some new slots recently described as being from "Rival" - but I don't know if it is the original developers.

God how I miss some of their GREAT old games! 😭

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Ahhhh yes I remember those. I used to like Jacques Pot and his Gourmet Slot! Makes me quite nostalgic seeing screenshots of decent online slots.

Give me the Viper Client back circa 2011/2012 (when the original GOOD version of IR was out) - and I'd be happy.
 
Read a lot of your 3Dice posts lately and wondering if you have any old or new videos from playing there?

I think you might be the guy who used to come up on YouTube when searching 3Dice, but that channel appears to be missing now.
 
Read a lot of your 3Dice posts lately and wondering if you have any old or new videos from playing there?

I think you might be the guy who used to come up on YouTube when searching 3Dice, but that channel appears to be missing now.
Yes, when 'Scatterville Skunks has just bent me over and fired a big one up my a*se"
 
Read a lot of your 3Dice posts lately and wondering if you have any old or new videos from playing there?

I think you might be the guy who used to come up on YouTube when searching 3Dice, but that channel appears to be missing now.

Sounds like me :) There's not a lot of 3Dice content out there! I still have all the videos I made for 3Dice although it's not my intention to reupload them all to the new channel as its focus is very much on fruit machines/fruit machine emulation now.

That said there are two or three 3Dice videos I had in mind to possibly reupload, including the one where I caught on camera a Royal Flush coming in on Jacks Or Better Video Poker.
 
This weekend im going to open up a crypto.com account with a btc debit card and keep a small pot of cash in there for Rival slots. Honestly couldnt believe it when I got the email from Casino Royal Club (im not a shill, honest) saying congratulations we have paid you. Nice quiet evenings in the autumn and winter playing Rival slots. The two Ive found that are over 96%rtp if anyone's interested are 5 reel circus and loco 7s. Loco 7s can be a bit dull but the rtp makes wagering a possibility. Been using coinbase but need to open a crypto.com account asap because CB will eventually cotton on im using it for gambling. No more shitty UKGC for me I've found an escape!
 
Sounds like me :) There's not a lot of 3Dice content out there! I still have all the videos I made for 3Dice although it's not my intention to reupload them all to the new channel as its focus is very much on fruit machines/fruit machine emulation now.

That said there are two or three 3Dice videos I had in mind to possibly reupload, including the one where I caught on camera a Royal Flush coming in on Jacks Or Better Video Poker.
You gotta put that 3Dice round robin all-slots-to-bonus one back. :)
 
I miss the old slots challenge videos. I remember back in 2012 waking up on saturday mornings in the HMO I was living in with a hangover, Turning my old Dell tower PC on and seeing a Chopley video coming up!


Yeah, there’s a lot of nostalgia now in those videos for those of us who watched them back in the day.

I think what made them feel extra special was the fact he wasn’t an affiliate pushing players to sign up. I can’t think of any other channel who created videos as a hobby, but it made his content the most genuine and opinions feel the most honest.

Go on YouTube today and it’s flooded with affiliates playing on crypto sites with people asking “let us know if they paid you so I can sign up too”

Yes, of course they will pay him. A casino isn’t going to pay a streamer to play there for thousands of viewers, only to deny their withdrawal in front of them. :rolleyes:
 
Yeah, there’s a lot of nostalgia now in those videos for those of us who watched them back in the day.

I think what made them feel extra special was the fact he wasn’t an affiliate pushing players to sign up. I can’t think of any other channel who created videos as a hobby, but it made his content the most genuine and opinions feel the most honest.
It was also the wide variety of providers, the different challenges (quad slots of doom, 3dice alphabetical, Tropica 122k etc), an explanation of the games (pay tables, variance, what to look for) and a genuine relatability while enjoying a "swig of burp".

Now-a-days we have 20x the number of slots to chose from, 100x the number of "streamers" and yet they all play the same ultra-high variance dross.... I wonder why :rolleyes:
 
Thanks for the comments folks, nice to see there's a bit of love out there for my 'bespoke online slots content' :D

Even back in the day I was slightly fed up with some of the histrionics surrounding online slots, although it was before the days of the online streamers in the old 2012 era, whereas the more recent channel I made in 2018-2021 was well into the streamer era of course.

Let's be honest, online slots are a lot of waiting around for something to happen, and my videos were intended to be an honest reflection of that reality, grinding away at a bonus, putting up with a load of shit features, hoping for those decent hits in the basegame or bonus round, and maybe one of those nice little rich runs that pop up from time to time, with the odd properly big win in there too.

Never say never of course, but with even my beloved 3Dice having gone down the route of clones and, dare I say it, rather mundane games compared to their innovative older stuff (when they actually leant into the 3D stuff, there's a clue in their name!), I'm not quite sure where the spark to play again would come from - and that's before you even start on the hassle involved with just bloody well playing online at all these days.

Easier (and cheaper!) to just fire up the PS5 for an evening's entertainment!
 
This is an online slots reupload from 2019, but it's not my gameplay that is featured. The story around this one is pretty nice, and involves a friend of mine from the earliest days of fruit machine emulation. (2001.)

If you want to just skip to the bonus round (it's an epic pay!) then by all means do so, but for me it's the story that makes this one.

The good news is that the guy did stay self-excluded and stuck with his GAMSTOP too, so none of this win got gambled back, and he used it all on good things for his family and himself.

 
Thanks for the comments folks, nice to see there's a bit of love out there for my 'bespoke online slots content' :D

Even back in the day I was slightly fed up with some of the histrionics surrounding online slots, although it was before the days of the online streamers in the old 2012 era, whereas the more recent channel I made in 2018-2021 was well into the streamer era of course.

Let's be honest, online slots are a lot of waiting around for something to happen, and my videos were intended to be an honest reflection of that reality, grinding away at a bonus, putting up with a load of shit features, hoping for those decent hits in the basegame or bonus round, and maybe one of those nice little rich runs that pop up from time to time, with the odd properly big win in there too.

Never say never of course, but with even my beloved 3Dice having gone down the route of clones and, dare I say it, rather mundane games compared to their innovative older stuff (when they actually leant into the 3D stuff, there's a clue in their name!), I'm not quite sure where the spark to play again would come from - and that's before you even start on the hassle involved with just bloody well playing online at all these days.

Easier (and cheaper!) to just fire up the PS5 for an evening's entertainment!
The online stuff seems to be in the past. No Doubt there will be random drunkun missions from time to time. Super excited for that
 
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Have no fear, you can play slots, with real slots odds, in the videogame Borderlands 2, and the end result is exactly the same as real online slots, in that at the end of it all, you haven't won any money!

 
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