So I'm out for a drive today (I do leave the house once in a while) and I notice a growing number of real estate agent's faces on benches. Maybe I just never noticed before but it seems like every stop sign and street light has a picture of some weirdo looking at me with what seems to be a happy nauseous look hoping they can "stare" me into buying a house. I have to wonder how often these ads even work. I just can't see myself glancing off toward a bus stop while I wait for a light to change and see an over sized head that looks eerily like my 8th grade English teacher and thinking "Hmm. I should move."
If any of these ads have your face on them I only have one thing to say. Stop smiling. We know it's not real. You don't even look happy. You look like the photographer decided against "Say cheese!" and went with "Smile and I'll let you live." And if you did need to throw up you should have postponed the photo shoot.
And I'm not moving.
If any of these ads have your face on them I only have one thing to say. Stop smiling. We know it's not real. You don't even look happy. You look like the photographer decided against "Say cheese!" and went with "Smile and I'll let you live." And if you did need to throw up you should have postponed the photo shoot.
And I'm not moving.

