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[dunover]

I don't really follow NLC's output these days and haven't done for a while, I used to check their affiliate site regularly to see what new games they had coming up, but sometime around the Mental/Evil Goblins/Punk Toilet era I just stopped caring. (Did everyone who made Punk Rocker, or Wixx, or East Coast vs West Coast just leave the company or something?)

Anyway, I thought I'd have a little nosey this morning and their latest slot is called 'Nine To Five', and like all of NLC's output has been for quite some time now, it's entirely constructed around the bonus buys with a basegame that'll quickly make you want to go and do something more enjoyable, such as finding the largest object in your house that you can insert sideways into your rectum without dying.

The first two bonus buy options didn't raise much of an eyebrow with me, 75x and 200x respectively, actually rather tame by NLC's standards.

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And there's the 'lottery' option as well, for those who like to gamble their gamble whilst gambling. (And we wonder why organisations like BACTA tend to thrash out.)

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But this is the one that really caught my attention, you literally pay 1370x stake to get a straight 1 in 6.7 chance to hit the top prize of 9217x, on a single spin of a mega symbol that either lands or doesn't land. It takes about two seconds to play out.

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And this is the whole thing, two seconds might be a slightly generous measurement of the time it takes to play out.

This is a losing spin.

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And then, on average, once every 6-7 spins, this happens:

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If you don't get that, you can easily lose 10,000x in under 30 seconds.

Remember folks, gambling should be fun, and gamble responsibly!

NOTE - I had a search on the forums and couldn't find this mentioned anywhere else except in the Winners Screenshots thread where it sort of got lost in the posts, so I thought it was worth flagging up here in the NLC thread.

Winners Screenshots- November 2023 - Page 4 - Casinomeister Forum

Yes, you get just under 7x bet for gambling 1370x stakes, all or nothing. Crazy. All the time the theme implies gambling can rescue you from the drudgery of your daily toils which fund the gambling. As for the disturbed hospital one, I'm only surprised they don't have cartoon characters of Harold Shipman and Lucy Letby on it.

 

[Sprocket]

Max win or no win. Jesus wept

 

[Kroffe]

it's entirely constructed around the bonus buys with a basegame that'll quickly make you want to go and do something more enjoyable, such as finding the largest object in your house that you can insert sideways into your rectum without dying.

Dont leave us hanging, what object did you go for?

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Dont leave us hanging, what object did you go for?

That's between me and one of Mrs Chopley's Yankee candles.

 

[dunover]

Dont leave us hanging, what object did you go for?

Now I'd suggest it would have to be less than 10cm wide and non-abrasive to prevent serious injury and chamfered for sideways insertion. So an egg cup? A pear? Napkin ring?

As for Yankee candles, what a rip-off you can buy 3 or 4 equally nice ones the same size for the price of one of those. Must be rich in Chopley's house.

 

[Kroffe]

Now I'd suggest it would have to be less than 10cm wide and non-abrasive to prevent serious injury and chamfered for sideways insertion. So an egg cup? A pear? Napkin ring?

As for Yankee candles, what a rip-off you can buy 3 or 4 equally nice ones the same size for the price of one of those. Must be rich in Chopley's house.

I wasnt really looking for suggestions, but thanks anyway.

 

[megadam]

Now I'd suggest it would have to be less than 10cm wide and non-abrasive to prevent serious injury and chamfered for sideways insertion. So an egg cup? A pear? Napkin ring?

As for Yankee candles, what a rip-off you can buy 3 or 4 equally nice ones the same size for the price of one of those. Must be rich in Chopley's house.

Speaking from experience there Dunover or is that a recent re-telling of the same sensations you've experienced on your latest Christmas Bonanza videos?

Ironically NLC have now resorted to re-skinning their own games and redoing the math model and crapping out lower quality slots like the other studios bought out by Evolution sadly.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

As for Yankee candles, what a rip-off you can buy 3 or 4 equally nice ones the same size for the price of one of those. Must be rich in Chopley's house.

The secret is to invest all your money into BTG's slots, I particularly recommend Lucky Streak Mark 2 on maximum bet.

 

[Daavid63]

That's between me and one of Mrs Chopley's Yankee candles.

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[slot_zombie]

Might as well chuck a grand on red or something. A more heinous bonus buy I struggle to think of.

 

[justdoit]

I did 2 bonus buys first lost second got max win, but I see max wins from spin with extra bets

 

[satchnz]

I did 2 bonus buys first lost second got max win, but I see max wins from spin with extra bets

Which of the bonuses did you land?

 

[dunover]

That's between me and one of Mrs Chopley's Yankee candles.

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Word of advice - make sure it is NOT lit before insertion!

 

[satchnz]

Word of advice - make sure it is NOT lit before insertion!

Experience?

 

[justdoit]

Which of the bonuses did you land?

max win one, from bonus buy on new nolimit 9 to 5

 

[justdoit]

Which of the bonuses did you land?

 

[satchnz]

max win one, from bonus buy on new nolimit 9 to 5

Ah sorry, I misread your post. You didn’t also get a max win from spinning the base game, you saw someone else get it. Do you know how many scatters they landed in the base game to get max?

 

[justdoit]

Ah sorry, I misread your post. You didn’t also get a max win from spinning the base game, you saw someone else get it. Do you know how many scatters they landed in the base game to get max?

no scatters on max win bonus, you buy bonus you get one spin max win or nothing, someone hit on VS from UK max win with extra bets is video on Bigwinboard

 

[satchnz]

no scatters on max win bonus, you buy bonus you get one spin max win or nothing, someone hit on VS from UK max win with extra bets is video on Bigwinboard

Yeah I know how the max win bonus buy works. Just wondering which bonus was hit in the base game in order to get max win (the Middle Management or Ivory Tower bonus). I’ll look for that win on BWB now.

 

[justdoit]

Yeah I know how the max win bonus buy works. Just wondering which bonus was hit in the base game in order to get max win (the Middle Management or Ivory Tower bonus). I’ll look for that win on BWB now.

it drops that blue screen if it hit full screen u get max win, I was spin last night on $0.80 plus extra bet it drop half screen

 

[justdoit]

Yeah I know how the max win bonus buy works. Just wondering which bonus was hit in the base game in order to get max win (the Middle Management or Ivory Tower bonus). I’ll look for that win on BWB now.

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[justdoit]

now you can see live wins on Nolimitcity slots

 

[goatwack]

It's probably coincidence with all them mega wins appearing out of nowhere, just as NLC's dodgy Bonus Buys and shonky game mechanics get bumped in this thread....

Dreams can come true with NLC - you just have to believe in yourself ?

 

[megadam]

It's probably coincidence with all them mega wins appearing out of nowhere, just as NLC's dodgy Bonus Buys and shonky game mechanics get bumped in this thread....

Dreams can come true with NLC - you just have to believe in yourself ?

Believed in myself when DJ Psycho released......after about 1000x down on 20p I did achieve my dream. Signed up to Gamstop and have stayed away from slots ever since!

 

[slot_zombie]

Just watched the new video from the Gentleman Gambler playing NoLimit City games on "action spins".

If you haven't seen them, you can just basically choose your stake and speed through the RNG results one after the other without having to watch anythng happening on screen, or reels spinning. It will give you the option of playing the bonus if one lands or you can just reveal what the bonus would have paid and carry on.

Interesting but also lacking in entertainment...

 

[Kroffe]

I remember some casino did that a year or two back.
You could not do it on all slots/providers but many of them.

I tried it once on DOA with a €20 deposit, had 3 bonuses before balance was zero, all done in record time.
Not my cup of tea, but i guess im not part of the intended market for such an option.

 

[goatwack]

Because that's a pro-player implementation that's really not the epitome of their greedy intent.

Calling them Action Spins, Super Spins or Fast-ey Excitement Spins doesn't negate how £50 can be incinerated in 20 seconds flat....

Should be the sole preserve of programmers in a debug menu format, a million miles away from players...but then this is NLC - the masters of misery, and no doubt frothing at the prospect of making this viable.

After all, this is the utopia towards which developers, casinos and streamers strive towards; reel off a bunch of 'RNG' results in record time, only replaying the flashy bonuses for the mind-hordes to consume ?

 

[ultra100]

now you can see live wins on Nolimitcity slots

Yes, and IMHO, it's a worthwhile move. Despite prior criticism, especially regarding the Gulag slot episode, the page provides transparency and valuable information on NLC slots, including the latest wins, hot and cold slots, and popular choices.

I've personally tested it, and it delivers almost real-time data—there's only a slight delay of a few minutes or so.

 

[satchnz]

Just watched the new video from the Gentleman Gambler playing NoLimit City games on "action spins".

If you haven't seen them, you can just basically choose your stake and speed through the RNG results one after the other without having to watch anythng happening on screen, or reels spinning. It will give you the option of playing the bonus if one lands or you can just reveal what the bonus would have paid and carry on.

Interesting but also lacking in entertainment...

Was watching a streamer play this for over an hour a few days ago. It’s like watching a spreadsheet. And surely NLC are pushing RG to the absolute limits with features like this?

 

[TheAddict]

All that time blowing over 1k into Tombstone at 10p a spin, looking for 1 more glimpse of some action. All that time that I'll never get back. Luckily, now I can just blow that money instantly, chasing that one spin where the action commences, and read about it once it has happened, on a spreadsheet. Thanks, NLC. Thank fuck for that.

 

[slot_zombie]

Meanwhile the bandit has had a session on the Max Win or 0 spins on 9 to 5.

Initially got the balance up to 8k then it disappeared in minutes.

Goat-triggering stuff for sure.

 

[justdoit]

Action Spins on Nolimit

 

[slot_zombie]

Just hit the bonus on Hoarder 40p stake and two of the scatters were super split.

Paid 56p.

B*****ds.

 

[satchnz]

Just hit the bonus on Hoarder 40p stake and two of the scatters were super split.

Paid 56p.

B*****ds.

Congrats. You must still be buzzing.

 

[ritae]

Can anyone explain what happened here? I have never seen a policeman in this game before???

Even checking the game rules and information there is no mention. It was a nice win for a non bonus buy.

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[justdoit]

Can anyone explain what happened here? I have never seen a policeman in this game before???

Even checking the game rules and information there is no mention. It was a nice win for a non bonus buy.

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On rare occasions, you might get extra lucky and land the Policeman

- which instead adds the collected multiplier straight to the jumping wilds

 

[justdoit]

Can anyone explain what happened here? I have never seen a policeman in this game before???

Even checking the game rules and information there is no mention. It was a nice win for a non bonus buy.

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you can find lot of info about nolimit

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[johnnymcc1966]

Just watched the new video from the Gentleman Gambler playing NoLimit City games on "action spins".

If you haven't seen them, you can just basically choose your stake and speed through the RNG results one after the other without having to watch anythng happening on screen, or reels spinning. It will give you the option of playing the bonus if one lands or you can just reveal what the bonus would have paid and carry on.

Interesting but also lacking in entertainment...

Its a new way to circumvent autoplay. It wouldnt be so bad if it was on a brand other than NoLimit though!

 

[slot_zombie]

Ouch.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Just got this in an email from NLC. I mean, I don't object to theme in and of itself, slotting is adult entertainment after all, but fucking hell the art is just so bad.

 

[pinnit2014]

They were once a decent provider - Tombstone and Deadwood being decent games but then the GCSE Art students seized control - kinda like GB News, seeing how much they can push the envelope: just got a bit pathetic.

Their games now verge on unplayable

 

[ESCJAMIE]

Just got this in an email from NLC. I mean, I don't object to theme in and of itself, slotting is adult entertainment after all, but fucking hell the art is just so bad.

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Only Kenneth I want to see

 

[justdoit]

 

[Jono777]

Big Win Board have been posting a few playable demo links via YT lately.

Tried a few of them and this ^^^ was one of them. Recent as this week.

I am so grateful I can access and test these games without it costing me a penny as they're clearly a rip off, get rich quick(er) scams and will never see a single 10p of my real casino balances.

 

[justdoit]

Big Win Board have been posting a few playable demo links via YT lately.

Tried a few of them and this ^^^ was one of them. Recent as this week.

I am so grateful I can access and test these games without it costing me a penny as they're clearly a rip off, get rich quick(er) scams and will never see a single 10p of my real casino balances.

you can play for real on Gamdon casino

 

[Jono777]

Big Win Board have been posting a few playable demo links via YT lately.

Tried a few of them and this ^^^ was one of them. Recent as this week.

I am so grateful I can access and test these games without it costing me a penny as they're clearly a rip off, get rich quick(er) scams and will never see a single 10p of my real casino balances.

you can play for real on Gamdon casino

 

[Guntis]

If you check their fun zone site you'll see a list of top winners with some of them having balances over 1mil. These can sit and easily spin those bonus buys at 10k a spin without any problems. For NLC one of those players is more valuable than thousands of one-pound spinners. It's shit for the rest of players but nothing we can do about it, and it won't change.

 

[orion]

If you check their fun zone site you'll see a list of top winners with some of them having balances over 1mil. These can sit and easily spin those bonus buys at 10k a spin without any problems. For NLC one of those players is more valuable than thousands of one-pound spinners. It's shit for the rest of players but nothing we can do about it, and it won't change.

@Guntis
what you wrote made me reflect a bit

I lost a fortune at their games and I never ever had a single important win (400x up), despite having done dozens of thousands spins.

and yeah I am a low roller cos I am not a football star, and in my poor country a tenner is still enough to buy a meal.

and tonight for the very first time I had a promising feature (Fire in the hole 1 - upgrade with green "collecting" symbol during the feature) and would you believe it ? for the very first time I had the game freezing (happened once only in dozens of thousands spins), and when finally I could log in again, I discovered that the feature paid zero in the following spins.

Yes, sure.
Why not.

What you wrote helped me to take a decision, I m not giving them not even a cent anymore. They can go to hell.

Thank you Guntis !

 

[justdoit]

only game I do bonus buy on and off DOA2 and wanted, rest of bonus buys I watch Bandit spam for an hour ? Itry my luck on 5 for 40 spins then spend 200 on bonus of 20p

 

[TamingTheBeast]

I really respect NLC's creative liberty in their games, for me some of them are really masterpieces like land of wild, snake brick 2000 (F you stupid insta-kill snek), 9-5 and many others but yeah the super grim themed ones I just avoid them it's that simple. No one is obligated to play must kill kenneth or disturbed, these games are still a breath of fresh air compared to the 100th boring iteration of big bass bs.