Greetings from the revenue dept

lojo

Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht
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Jan 18, 2007
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Hello, my name is agent exx,

I just wanted to thank so many of the posters here for doing my job for me and saving the taxpayer so much money, you are true heros!
Whether you are a disgruntled ex-employee of a casino, or just a pissed off player, please continue to challenge, bribe, and trick other members here to provide evidence for us to pursue the evil scum payment processors who are threatening the security of the free world.

Also, if you know of a processor and would like to share that information on an open forum, please do. It takes so many man hours for us to uncover this information ourselves, you have saved the taxpayer considerable sums of money. Thank you.

I understand there is a place set aside for US Players to discuss issues here, and I would encourage you to discuss them more freely there as well, I have agents and/or potential agents in place ready to follow any lead.

Please, please, please, DO NOT use the private messaging function of this or any other site to share information! DO NOT email each other either as this will only make our jobs so much more difficult, and that will affect you, the player, eventually through increased costs in our operations and of course, increased taxes on you and everyone else. You wouldn't want to be responsible for that, would you.

If anyone would like more information or a start-up kit for your own 'forum watch' program please visit dojfux.org and click on the 'accidental informant' link. This week we are offering the incentive of 'turn in three, get off free'.

Thank you for your cooperation, and good day.
 
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Mousey

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Up$hitCreek
Lojo! :lolup: You owe me a monitor clean up! I just honked diet coke up my nose and spit some of it on the screen. My eyes are still watering.... but I'm still laughing, too....
 

lojo

Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht
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Location
USA
Lojo! :lolup: You owe me a monitor clean up! I just honked diet coke up my nose and spit some of it on the screen. My eyes are still watering.... but I'm still laughing, too....


Bwahahaha gotcha!!!

Of course it's too late, but we could make them use the search function :)
 

happygobrokey

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Jul 24, 2006
Location
canada
those doj fucks, what gives them the right?

the people do, kind of.

in a backward, perverted, archaic, monochrome kind of pseudo-way.

but the end justifies the means, and we can't let the terrorists win.

who's with me?
 

lojo

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Jan 18, 2007
Location
USA
those doj fucks, what gives them the right?

the people do, kind of.

in a backward, perverted, archaic, monochrome kind of pseudo-way.

but the end justifies the means, and we can't let the terrorists win.

who's with me?

That's right Happy, and what's up with that nutter talibabi who said, ""They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Oh wait a minute, that was-- Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania (1759)

"Those who have been once intoxicated with power and have derived any kind of emolument from it can never willingly abandon it." -- Edmund Burke

"Freedom is never an achieved state; like electricity, we've got to keep generating it or the lights go out." -- Wayne LaPierre

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes." -- Thomas Paine

"If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too." -- Somerset Maugham

"Patrick Henry did not say, 'Give me absolute safety or give me death.' " -- John Stossel, "20/20", ABC-TV, Aug. 3, 2001

and finally...
"The tyranny of a principal in an oligarchy is not so dangerous to the public welfare as the apathy of a citizen in a democracy." --Montesquieu, 1748

:D
 

happygobrokey

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Location
canada
lmfao john stossel

what a geraldo wannabe

:thumbsup:
 

happygobrokey

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i bump the thread to give an hilarious remark, and you thank lojo?? i should have let this one get shifted to page 2 and die :p;):rolleyes:

(op was funny at the time though loj):thumbsup:
 

lojo

Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht
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Jan 18, 2007
Location
USA
I got your humor Happy, that's why I smart-assed back :D

Never heard of this stossel fellow, but I liked his remark... OmG just googled him, he's that nutter sold-out rightwinger who works for the bushy propaganda machine. Ruck me funning.... still it was a good comment even if he models his face after gerry like jacko did with diana. Thx for pointing that out I won't cite that doof any more.
 
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