- Joined
- Apr 27, 2009
- Location
- the land of snow and maple syrup
A rather....well, let's call her ditzy woman passed and stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, ma'am. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."
"Okay," said she. "I hope it's not too hard. I've never been terribly good at tests.' "
"Yes, ma'am, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, hmm, let's see" said she, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
"The next question," she said, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Why, yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted her. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said the woman, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." She broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "welcome ma'am!" then looked over with a beckoning finger. "Gabriel? I think we're going to need a rewrite."
"Okay," said she. "I hope it's not too hard. I've never been terribly good at tests.' "
"Yes, ma'am, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, hmm, let's see" said she, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
"The next question," she said, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Why, yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted her. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said the woman, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." She broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "welcome ma'am!" then looked over with a beckoning finger. "Gabriel? I think we're going to need a rewrite."
