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EggOMatic Slot - NetEnt

i've had some fantastic runs on lucky angler, and ive seen the other side of it too, if its generally underplayed in comparison to doa then their will be a lack of screenshots, but it is one of my fave net ent slots, not saying its capable of producing doa wins, but in the base game with sticky wilds in matching positions on reel 2 and 4 its possible to have long streaks of continuous wins, and 5oak of the highest symbols paying both ways and multiple times equals a good win :thumbsup:,

i do think the doa screenshots breed further success, if you see someone winning x1000 you give it a whirl, i find the slot totally dull but i do admit to having a good try at getting that monster bonus round because ive seen so many screenshots, so many so close but x200 is about my best on doa :(

im yet to hit a monster free spins round on lucky angler, but im sure if it got played as much as doa we would see some, it needs a chopley test with spreadsheets or something :p

i can agree on muse though, ive tried it a few times and been massively underwhelmed, oh and space wars was just a huge waste of an amazing looking game :)
 
I had an another go at it yesterday with 200€ bankrolls at two casinos betting 2€ a spin. The first session ended quickly with only 120-130 spins with my balance reaching zero. I didn't see any big cash prize eggs, mystery eggs or freespin eggs on that run so it didn't give me any kind of chance really.

Off to the other casino where it starts off with missing eight freespin eggs in a row and keeping my balance at 10-30xbet range from my initial deposit for over 300spins. Then it lunges down and triggers the first set of freespins with only 20xstake bankroll left. It triggers with 12spins and goes on to re-trigger a few times reaching a total of 39spins. Two 50ishxstake wins make it worth my while finishing at 124.75xbet but I have to say there where alot of dead spins (basicly no wilds showing) and this was a re-occuring theme as I went to trigger many more freespins (all poor to mediocore pays). I topped my balance at 480€ and made a withdrew at 400€ to get my money back. Most exciting occurance was a 125xbet egg that never triggered with zero wilds showing up when it was on the line. Saw a total of ten mystery eggs with only one trigger to give a 50x cash prize.

I have to say the slot definetely grew on me a bit but as already stated by many posters it's just too low variance so getting ahead is a long shot. To answer Nate I have to say that the new Netent slots are good entertainment but they just don't pay well. Would be great to play these kind of innovative slots geared towards high variance. But I reckon we are the minority thinking this way as clearly these slots are very popular. For example many netent casinos most played lists included Starburst for the longest time since it came out and I think this has lead to the developing of these low variance slots. Also most casinos ought to love the fact that these kind of games greatly reduce the risk of any real jackpots (aye, simply put players just can't get ahead) :(
 
Hmm, have anyone else noticed that when you increase your bet level the eggs still pay the same value :confused:. while all other wins ofcourse increases accordingly. while if you change the coin size everything increases as you would expect.

i hope i am missing something here, or else this is a serious bug. :eek:

Edit: nvm must just have been some display error. i can see them change now. sorry my bad.
 
Hmm, have anyone else noticed that when you increase your bet level the eggs still pay the same value :confused:. while all other wins ofcourse increases accordingly. while if you change the coin size everything increases as you would expect.

i hope i am missing something here, or else this is a serious bug. :eek:

Edit: nvm must just have been some display error. i can see them change now. sorry my bad.

If you increase your bet the eggs disappear. I wonder how that affects the RTP. Lets say you had an egg with 20 spins and you increase your bet by 20c. Will that egg reappear sometime. I know you might not hit it but im curious.

One more thing is that the Slot remembers your bet - I got a notification on that and proceeded to have a nightmarish session:rolleyes: ...

Nate
 
I like this slot and the concept and I have had some good not great wins.

In my most recent session on this slot,my balance was stable for around 200 spins hitting the odd coin egg and that's all. I had 10 eggs that were free spins and 5 that were wild although I never 'hit' any.Then all of a sudden it went ice cold on my next 160 spins.

30 of those 160 spins were wins and no higher than 3xbet,a dead patch where I had an empty conveyor for 30 spins and I 'hit' no eggs in 160 spins.

I also find the extensive dead patches seem to occur quite regularly.
 
God fucking damn this slot is frustrating.

Currently at over 500 spins without a free spins round and those wilds dropping left and right of the eggs all the time is driving me nuts. It also managed to suspiciously miss what would have been a really big win with the expanding wild on the top paying symbol, by dropping the wild one reel away and paying nothing.

I'm also getting narked off with an egg disappearing off the conveyor belt only for a wild to drop in there on the next spin.

Hurting my bankroll too, I was in a massively EV+ position when I started playing it (€350 bankroll with €1400 to wager), I'm playing EggOMatic on 40c spins, the bastard had better not bust me out before I meet wagering.....

EDIT - Mystery egg just paid 125x stake, my biggest win so far by a country mile. Still only put me back to €330 though.

Right, just checked, €1286 to wager with a €330 bankroll. This should happen now. If I were being mega-safe I'd just fire up Bloodsuckers, but I'll stick with EggOMatic for a free spins round I think.
 
Gah, there's the sort of egg you don't want to see disappear off the left hand side of the screen.

Over 750 spins now I haven't seen a free spins round, but I did just get two wilds to land next to each other to snag two eggs worth a massive 2.5x and 5x stake.

I've got my stubborn hat on now, and that can tend to get expensive....

EDIT - 10 free spins just landed, paid 30x stake :( Still, the free spins are quite good fun, I may stick around on this for a while.

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LOL,it always misses the big ones...
I am done with Netent slots,I dislike them beyond any other brand...
They have fun slots,fun themes,nice graphics but the return pay is to cry for...

See my previous post somewhere on the forum where I did a serious try to play Starburst ending up with €4.00 stakes trying to get a somewhat decent win out of it...It was a disaster... :rolleyes:
 
HATEFUL SLOT.

I've now had another 125x egg trundle all the way across the conveyor belt, only to have THREE WILDS land in various places on the very next spin. (I'd have to get some actual stats to prove this, but I think the WILDS turn up far more often when there are no eggs on the conveyor belt, it's certainly what it feels like anyway.)

Over 1100 spins and I've had a single 10 free spins bonus round that paid 30x stake.

I've lost track of the number of expanding wild eggs and mystery eggs that have made their way across without being hit, and then it'll cheerfully land a wild for a shitty 2.5x egg.

Also, the wilds themselves seem to 'dance around' the slots on the conveyor belt where the eggs are in a way that I'm finding hard to believe is random.

PISSING ME OFF NOW - I'd better make wagering on this stupid abomination, I was in a hugely EV+ position before I started on it.
 
Over 1100 spins and I've had a single 10 free spins bonus round that paid 30x stake.
I've played this quite a bit, and though I share your frustration with the eggs falling off without hitting - I still believe it really is random.
I felt the same as you at first, but when I watched the spins with no eggs present, the wilds still seem to be quite elusive.

Only one lot of free-spins in 1100 pulls SERIOUSLY SUCKS though! :(
I thought my luck was bad - but I reckon I've been getting free-spins roughly once every 150-175 pulls on average, and a few times I've had like 3 lots inside 100 pulls.

IMHO this is one of NetEnt's better recent releases.

KK
 
I've played this quite a bit, and though I share your frustration with the eggs falling off without hitting - I still believe it really is random.
I felt the same as you at first, but when I watched the spins with no eggs present, the wilds still seem to be quite elusive.

Only one lot of free-spins in 1100 pulls SERIOUSLY SUCKS though! :(
I thought my luck was bad - but I reckon I've been getting free-spins roughly once every 150-175 pulls on average, and a few times I've had like 3 lots inside 100 pulls.

IMHO this is one of NetEnt's better recent releases.

KK

Well it's absolutely scything through my bankroll on 40c spins, I've had a few free spins round now and IIRC my best win so far is 55x stake, I just had an absolute stinker where 10 free spins paid 1.5x stake and I didn't have a single wild land for all 10 spins.

I've had the mystery egg twice, which paid 125x and 20 free spins (the free spins round was poor), and I think I've had the expanding wild two or three times, one of which did make a reasonable win of about 60x stake.

It's also capable of chucking out numerous patches of 10 dead spins or more, and not even having an egg up on the conveyor belt at all for similar stretches.

Best win remains that 125x stake off the mystery egg, other than that I haven't topped 100x stake.

I'm going to see it out on this slot, either I'll make wagering or I'll bust out, but busting out from the position I was in would be really, really bad.
 
25 free spins bonus round with a 7 free spins retrigger for a total of 32 spins pays 31x stake.

I think this screenshot from the round says it all really, four shit eggs up the top to choose from, and it can't even bring itself to give me one of them, dropping the wild instead onto the reel with no egg above it. (Which itself had only been a 2.5x stake egg when I hit it.)

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WANKER OF A THING.

NOT RANDOM NOT RANDOM NOT RANDOM.

The RNG might be random behind the scenes but the reels on this are as gimped as all other NetEnt slots (the eggs are just an extension of that). I don't know why I'm finding this even remotely surprising or annoying.

Anyone who doesn't think so just lob 2000 spins in a single session at it like I have, and make your own mind up.

I think this fucker of a thing is going to bust me out, I really do. €1286 to wager with a €330 bankroll playing a low variance slot at 40c per spin, how can that go wrong?

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Well I am now back from a nice afternoon out with the family and I'm determined to stick it out on this fucking slot.

I have a balance of €174 and €650 left to wager.

I've got a horrible feeling I'll bust out pretty much as soon as I make wagering, but if I finish in a position to withdraw €100, I will do so. (Less than that I'll just play to a bust.)

The RTP on this slot is stated as being 96.5%, given its extremely low variance it's surely got to behave a bit better on the home straight than it did earlier on.....
 
I believe the eggs are similar to bonus rounds, where (according to NetEnt) the randomness is "different".

Ahhhh yes, special NetEnt 'different' randomness :D

Well I'm just not accepting that it's random, the RNG behind the scenes picking the round result is random and fair I'm sure, but thereafter everything is gimped and rigged, standard NetEnt fare.

Take this set up it just gave me (missed the screeny).

Normal play, mystery egg above reel 4, 100 coin egg above reel 5.

It spins in a WILD on the bottom stop of reel 3, the bottom stop of reel 4, and the middle stop of 5. (So that's pretty unusual in itself, three WILDs in a single spin, all adjacent, and two of them open an egg.)

The WILD on 5 awards the 100 coins, the WILD on 4 opens the mystery egg to reveal..... THE EXPANDING WILD LOL LOL LOL.

So not only does it give an expanding wild in a really shit position (and picks it from the mystery egg), it also does it when there are already two normal WILD symbols adjacent to it, so the expanding wild only actually expands into three other spaces, and makes a couple of low paying 5OAK winlines for the standard NetEnt 5-10x stake win.

This is not an isolated example, I've been watching shit like this for well over 2000 spins now, I defy anyone to spend an extended session playing this slot and conclude that all the wild/egg/reels stuff is even remotely random in the way that we'd all understand it.

The round result is picked by the RNG at the spin trigger, and it makes everything up to suit itself from there. (A bit like Elements with its amazing ability to find a losing spin for the fourth winning spin needed for a feature trigger.)
 
WANKER OF A THING.

NOT RANDOM NOT RANDOM NOT RANDOM.

The RNG might be random behind the scenes but the reels on this are as gimped as all other NetEnt slots (the eggs are just an extension of that). I don't know why I'm finding this even remotely surprising or annoying.

Anyone who doesn't think so just lob 2000 spins in a single session at it like I have, and make your own mind up.

I think this fucker of a thing is going to bust me out, I really do. €1286 to wager with a €330 bankroll playing a low variance slot at 40c per spin, how can that go wrong?

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I shouldn't say this, but I'm literally PMSL when Chopley goes on one of his rants; one remembers his voice from the videos, then his capitalised rants come to life when you put the two together. Just don't go attacking that nice Honda my friend!!

Yes, the reels are utterly gimped on it, I've only ever played it in freeplay and TBH I was reduced to dribbling torpor after 20 minutes. You can tell if you look closely at the reels and the little hesitations when the egg above is going to get a wild underneath.

The scope for big wins is poor on this slot too. I don't think you'll bust out on it, but you'll have little if any profit.

BTW I'm now doing the same as you regarding slots. I have had some decent sessions in the last month, but win or lose I am totally bored and my heart's not in it. IF I get a decent bonus maybe, otherwise I'm abstaining. Following you on this one. All you look back on at the end of the year is hours of drip-drip-drip from your bank.
 
My balance is now down to €100 and I still have €240 to wager.

Unless some sort of miracle happens, the fucking thing is actually going to bust me out from a hugely EV+ position.

Shocking slot.

EDIT - What'll probably happen is I make it with my original deposit back, come to think of it. Still a very poor show.
 
Chopley, i play this slot all the time but never seen a run on it like you are having.
This slot can be frustrating as hell but isn't that the case with almost all slots released by netent lately

I think you are just very unlucky. I know it is hard to believe when on such a bad run, I have been there many times with the other netent slots like silent run, wild rockets etc.

These netents slots can be dead dead cold and and give only small prizes or many small bonus rounds (if you even get any) I have cashed out a few times playing this slot but allways small cashouts. For example 50 deposit and 200 cashout. My experience is cashout small amounts because the way this slot is setup you will just play it all back.

Good luck and I hope you will hit something nice soon!
 
Chopley, i play this slot all the time but never seen a run on it like you are having.
This slot can be frustrating as hell but isn't that the case with almost all slots released by netent lately

I think you are just very unlucky. I know it is hard to believe when on such a bad run, I have been there many times with the other netent slots like silent run, wild rockets etc.

These netents slots can be dead dead cold and and give only small prizes or many small bonus rounds (if you even get any) I have cashed out a few times playing this slot but allways small cashouts. For example 50 deposit and 200 cashout. My experience is cashout small amounts because the way this slot is setup you will just play it all back.

Good luck and I hope you will hit something nice soon!

Do not mention it! This is the devil's game! ;)
 
SUPER MEGA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not even 100x stake, please NetEnt, just piss off.

Still, at least I'll actually make wagering now, whatever is left when I do I'm going to withdraw and grab out of the cashpoint with my NET+ card as soon as Redbet pay me.

Seriously, even if I pay a £3 fee to withdraw a tenner I'll do it, after nearly a month's absence I'm very vividly reminded of why I was playing only the juiciest of EV+ bonus offers, this one was a marginal call and it's been thoroughly tedious.

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A couple of little wins after that one and I made wagering with €123.63 available to withdraw, and make no mistake, I transferred that straight over to the Boss Poker/Betting wallet (where withdrawals can be made from at Redbet) and yanked the lot.

In total I did about 3700 spins on EggOMatic at 40c per play, and I had ONE WIN OVER 100x STAKE. (That 125x stake win off the mystery egg.)

What an appalling slot.

Still, got to keep it in perspective, my deposit was only €50 so it is a nice little profit, it's just that the UTTER SHITNESS of this slot has left a sour taste in my mouth.
 
A couple of little wins after that one and I made wagering with €123.63 available to withdraw, and make no mistake, I transferred that straight over to the Boss Poker/Betting wallet (where withdrawals can be made from at Redbet) and yanked the lot.

In total I did about 3700 spins on EggOMatic at 40c per play, and I had ONE WIN OVER 100x STAKE. (That 125x stake win off the mystery egg.)

What an appalling slot.

Still, got to keep it in perspective, my deposit was only €50 so it is a nice little profit, it's just that the UTTER SHITNESS of this slot has left a sour taste in my mouth.

I don't really know you and have never seen any of your videos that I have heard about but you don't mince words when you get a crappy run do you.
 
Well on the plus side Redbet paid to my Neteller account in just over an hour, not too shabby for a Saturday evening.

I don't really know you and have never seen any of your videos that I have heard about but you don't mince words when you get a crappy run do you.

As dunover and others have alluded to on occasion, it's all a bit tongue-in-cheek and over-the-top :D

The basic sentiments are honest of course, but I'm not really working myself up into some kind of terrible rage, which may be what's conveyed by my written posts - dunover's saying it perhaps makes a bit more sense if you ever watched my videos.

Since I'm basically done with online slots now I'll probably re-upload them all at some point on a 'ghost' YouTube account with comments turned off, just as a kind of historical archive so people can watch if they want to.
 
I had go on this eggy thing for a laugh the other day, it's a nibbler alright, masquerading with pomp and ceremony to pay out little. Although I did hit the bonus round few times free spins and expanding wilds. Apart from that it doesn't appear to pay much, to be fare I did get double my money but was playing a wr so had no chance cashing out really. Was ok for bit fun but I don't thnk anyone's ever going take much from this slot.i did have go n Aztec idols and got n quite well on that, hitting the gold pyramids few times but not the whirly wheels. Still would go over twice my balance....... Tried dead or alive then and got good spanking.......
 
BTW I'm now doing the same as you regarding slots. I have had some decent sessions in the last month, but win or lose I am totally bored and my heart's not in it. IF I get a decent bonus maybe, otherwise I'm abstaining. Following you on this one. All you look back on at the end of the year is hours of drip-drip-drip from your bank.

Yeah I think it almost inevitably happens at some point, as long as you're not addicted - (and I get the vibe that both me and you like our slotting but at the same time can easily turn our backs on it if the mood takes us) - there comes a point where, as you very correctly say, the 'drip-drip-drip' of money out of the bank account becomes far more irritating than any enjoyment from the slotting itself can cancel out.
 
Yeah I think it almost inevitably happens at some point, as long as you're not addicted - (and I get the vibe that both me and you like our slotting but at the same time can easily turn our backs on it if the mood takes us) - there comes a point where, as you very correctly say, the 'drip-drip-drip' of money out of the bank account becomes far more irritating than any enjoyment from the slotting itself can cancel out.

Yes, I remember before Easter I didn't play for 6 weeks, and then sporadically until my night of madness at Guts where I made my 'great escape' with 1200-odd profit cashed out in the end. Since then it's been 50 here or 100 there and I've just been finding it monotonous. Over the year I'm over 1500 down which to spend hours glued to the laptop simply isn't worth it. On Tuesday I deposited £10 at BGO and played 20p-40p stakes, and it lasted SEVEN HOURS solid - I turned over 830 pounds in play in that time and cashed out 70. Last night I got stuffed for over 200. Neither event had any emotional effect for me, winning at BGO or losing last night. Both just left me brain-dead and tired and wanting to sit out in the garden.

Today I tidied up my accounts. I shut all those with pending periods (BGO/Tropezia/MetroPlay) and a couple that don't offer me any decent bonuses despite my play there (Unibet and Heypoker) had their 6-month break button hit. I kept JPP and Virgin with a low deposit limit on them to keep them alive as sometimes they do chuck a good one at 20xD at me. Guts I kept as I like the site and the little offers/spins we get sometimes from them plus it has all my favourite slots in one place. That's it and that's how it's going to be from now on.

Ironically my BGO experience above reminds me of how you like to play, extended low-stake 'grinding' sessions. The thing is, I don't have your patience although I do have the discipline as my 70 cashout shows. I couldn't do it again, effectively being paid 10 quid an hour to vegetate in front of a screen, watching reels until my eyes bleed. I step back, not through financial pressure (although I lose like everyone else in the end) but merely to protect my sanity from the spinning inanity. (I like that one...)
 
Here are the results for 100 free spins features, and the base game hits over 100xBet that i got while getting the 100 features.
This is from free play.

Personally i don't like this game at all, neither the theme nor the gameplay.


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Here is the spreadsheet if anyone wants it.
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How do you get these statistics?

I collected them manually in free play at Betsson, using CheatEngine to speed up the gameplay.

Unfortunately i have no idea how to automate the process, i just leave it running in the background while doing other stuff, with stop triggers for free spins and 100xBet.
And then i simply enter the results in the spreadsheet.
 
I decided to give this a decent try now :D.. Have just tossed couple spins now and then, but never a real long session. Starting of with 180€ and 0,4€ spins.
Now it has gone 150 spins without feature and my balance is down to 150€. Does not seem too promising :mad:
 
I always wondered what really happened (and I'm probably not the only one), did someone reveal your real identity in the comments?

Those of us who have been in the UK scene for over a decade doing land based AWP's and after that online know who the real Chopley is from previous forums and discussions. For his own reasons he took the channel down and now he plays only selectively with a few sites/offers so feels it's appropriate to repost the videos. I think it's self explanatory as he has his casino accounts in Chopley username just like I tend to use 'dunover' so any casino seeing them knows who made them and posted them. Some may have seen it as an advertisement so were OK, some may have got pissy if they didn't like the one done on their site. They could be anything from ambivalent, to bonus-banning/threatening to withhold w/d's to threatening legal action. If you look at BigWinPictures they don't tend to identify the casino which obviously Chopley did.

When he reposts them I'm going to go through them again for the humour and emotions ranging from despondency to 'we like that YES! we fooking do!' :D
 
I decided to give this a decent try now :D.. Have just tossed couple spins now and then, but never a real long session. Starting of with 180€ and 0,4€ spins.
Now it has gone 150 spins without feature and my balance is down to 150€. Does not seem too promising :mad:

Save your money go play DOA at least if you get i hit it shall be worth while , they have maybe three or four machines that can pay well wouldnt even bother with the rest
 
Oh my god! This slot can be just truly terrifying. I have now played 400 spins and my balance is down to 90€ ?!? Just amazing from a low variance slot :D.. Have not seen the freespins yet.. Ill have to up my bet soon :mad:
 
Upped my bet to 0,8€. 200 spins and my balance is showin 0,2€.
Before having this session with a healthy bankroll, I thought this is propably the worst netent slot I have ever played. And after this session I can remove that word propably from the sentence :p. Just god damn fucking amazingly badly designed slot from netent!
All in all with a 350xbet bankroll (100/0,4+80/0,8) I got 600 spins and not a single feature round.
My best hit was stunning 22xbet and second best win was 10xbet.
 
Upped my bet to 0,8€. 200 spins and my balance is showin 0,2€.
Before having this session with a healthy bankroll, I thought this is propably the worst netent slot I have ever played. And after this session I can remove that word propably from the sentence :p. Just god damn fucking amazingly badly designed slot from netent!
All in all with a 350xbet bankroll (100/0,4+80/0,8) I got 600 spins and not a single feature round.
My best hit was stunning 22xbet and second best win was 10xbet.

I feel your pain man :(

It's one of the most desperately horrible slots I've ever played.

It's also a shame because NetEnt's graphics and sound artists are absolutely superb, in fact, the game design itself of EggOMatic is brilliant too, I think it's a really novel, entertaining slot concept - it's just that whoever decided on the paytable and variance needs a serious kick up the arse.
 
I just had to toss in another 24€ and try to get the freespins. I got em.. Look at this beauty.. Not a single wild during the freespins.


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Some may have seen it as an advertisement so were OK, some may have got pissy if they didn't like the one done on their site.

It better not be that. IIRC his last video was a Boss media casino who asked him try their shitty software. Anyway, he's clealry not interested to share what actually happened so I'm done asking/speculating.
 
It better not be that. IIRC his last video was a Boss media casino who asked him try their shitty software. Anyway, he's clealry not interested to share what actually happened so I'm done asking/speculating.

Well when he closed down the youtube channel he did post this.

The YouTube channel is no more I'm afraid, there is the potential for some 'real life' crossover that I'd rather not risk.

Sorry about that!

I guess this means that someone he works with or someone in the community where he lives might have identified him.
I do miss his videos, pretty much the only guy that could make 1 hour+ videos of him playing slots that were interesting and funny :).
 
I just had to toss in another 24€ and try to get the freespins. I got em.. Look at this beauty.. Not a single wild during the freespins.

The slot is pure junk, it really is, like pretty much all of NetEnt's recent output. I'd say the last decent slot they released was Evolution.

I'm currently playing out my most recent VIP bonus match at 3Dice, and holy shit, the slots are actually fun! Yeah I'm focused on making wagering but I'm enjoying jumping around the slots, hit a decent 100x stake bonus round on Payola, a nice 125x stake 5OAK on the base game in Arctic, a 100x bonus round on Enchanted Spins, currently playing through a 'rotation' of Kyoko's Quest (doing all the training rounds and then rescuing PonPon), and then I'll probably do the same for Ching Ching if I haven't made wagering by then.

The point is that the slots are FUN, they're well designed and even the low variance ones kick out reasonable hits on a regular basis.

Unlike yesterday where I really couldn't end the session soon enough and get my money out, today I'm enjoying playing the games and may carry on playing for a bit even after I've made wagering.

Anyway, he's clealry not interested to share what actually happened so I'm done asking/speculating.

Please guys, I've said all I want to in public about it, you know I'm generally entirely forthright and open about everything, so if I'm not being so about a particular subject then there's a reason for it :)
 
The slot is pure junk, it really is, like pretty much all of NetEnt's recent output. I'd say the last decent slot they released was Evolution.

I'm currently playing out my most recent VIP bonus match at 3Dice, and holy shit, the slots are actually fun! Yeah I'm focused on making wagering but I'm enjoying jumping around the slots, hit a decent 100x stake bonus round on Payola, a nice 125x stake 5OAK on the base game in Arctic, a 100x bonus round on Enchanted Spins, currently playing through a 'rotation' of Kyoko's Quest (doing all the training rounds and then rescuing PonPon), and then I'll probably do the same for Ching Ching if I haven't made wagering by then.

The point is that the slots are FUN, they're well designed and even the low variance ones kick out reasonable hits on a regular basis.

Unlike yesterday where I really couldn't end the session soon enough and get my money out, today I'm enjoying playing the games and may carry on playing for a bit even after I've made wagering.



Please guys, I've said all I want to in public about it, you know I'm generally entirely forthright and open about everything, so if I'm not being so about a particular subject then there's a reason for it :)

End of, enough said.
 
I must confess I haven't (well, just a few freespins I got for it at Unibet), am I missing a rare gem? :D

Not really. It's a well made, good looking, fun to play original slot but you can't win (shocking, I know). How do you keep your players on the long run with slots like that? People need to win sometimes otherwise they just stop playing, no? It's such a shame that great slots designs with high RTP's get completely wasted because of piss poor paytables.

NetEnt should start hiring players on CM to make their paytables (and I'm not even kidding).
 
I must confess I haven't (well, just a few freespins I got for it at Unibet), am I missing a rare gem? :D

No, it's complete sh!te. If you find egg-o-matic a horror show, this is cut from the same cloth. The way it plays is almost a mirror of egg-o-matic (paytable/win spread) and should not be touched. I have put 1k free play through this and wouldn't bet a penny of my nor anyone else's money. You don't even have the joy of egg-o-matic's gimped free spins.
 

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