Corona virus - Covid 19 discussion

[Kroffe]

Don't have a beard either but beardie-weirdies are known to harbour many a germ in them, that's actually proven.

However, if told to shave it off because of some BS directive I'd probably grow it out further into full-tramp mode just to piss them off, with strategic crumb placements

Pretty arrogant of you to think that you would be the one deciding when and where the crumbs go.
A beard becomes sentient after about 3 months.
From that point forward, the journey that food makes from plate to mouth becomes a gamble with no guarantee of success.

 

[steveh35]

Coronavirus case in Northern Ireland person travelled from Italy via Dublin.

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[Kroffe]

What have i missed, why are the Italians giving everyone the corona virus?

 

[steveh35]

What have i missed, why are the Italians giving everyone the corona virus?

According to Daily Mail a superspreader marathon runner infected 13 people in Italy before he was diagnosed.

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[dunover]

One of the uk health trusts has asked all the staff to shave off their beards so their masks fit properly
but those who object on cultural or religeous grounds are exempt, thats bloody disgusting when it affects
the risk to patients,its either necessary or not.Typical of this country,shit scared of offending minorities
even when it could seriously affect others.

Beards should be banned anyway. Coarse, untrustworthy types sport them, along with people whose eyes are too close together. Bad eggs, the lot of 'em.

 

[steveh35]

Beards should be banned anyway. Coarse, untrustworthy types sport them, along with people whose eyes are too close together. Bad eggs, the lot of 'em.

I think this popular duo won't be happy with you

 

[Kroffe]

Beards should be banned anyway. Coarse, untrustworthy types sport them, along with people whose eyes are too close together. Bad eggs, the lot of 'em.

I could not have said it better myself.

 

[shadow123]

Dont forget left handed people, spawn of the devil
Could be a lot of unemployed Santas this year
Just ignore my rants, on a weeks timeout on the slots, not missing them only 5760 mins left to go

 

[dunover]

I think this popular duo won't be happy with you

Who are they? John Paul Jones and Robert Plant?

 

[Playford7]

Beards should be banned anyway. Coarse, untrustworthy types sport them, along with people whose eyes are too close together. Bad eggs, the lot of 'em.

Was going to elaborate...
but no, resisted lol

 

[Playford7]

Dont forget left handed people, spawn of the devil
Could be a lot of unemployed Santas this year
Just ignore my rants, on a weeks timeout on the slots, not missing them only 5760 mins left to go

I’m left handed...

 

[goatwack]

I’m left handed...

So out comes the truth behind your evil posts

 

[sufferinsilence]

The virus has also reached the cycling peloton. Final 2 stages of the UAE Tour cancelled.

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Will we see many sportsevents cancelled? Hopefully the Euro's and the Olympics are a go...

 

[steveh35]

A lot of very unhappy Bristol people on Twitter claiming that Greta Thunberg and her climate march are endangering the locals and it should be banned.

Just how does a mass gathering of schoolchildren during a time of potential epidemic go ahead and doesn't this prove that any forced measures including closing schools for 2 months would be ignored.

 

[shadow123]

Quite possible all events may have to be cancelled the way its going.A few more cases in the UK and the
all schools will be have to close.Fraid to say my confidence in the government and the NHS in coping
with a major outbreak is zero,

 

[steveh35]

Quite possible all events may have to be cancelled the way its going.A few more cases in the UK and the
all schools will be have to close.Fraid to say my confidence in the government and the NHS in coping
with a major outbreak is zero,

NHS is much more resilient than you think the media love to put the NHS down but a lot of stories are overblown.

Closing schools is ridiculous you think the kids are going to just sit in the house watching tv or playing videogames plus the parents have to find childcare etc,

 

[shadow123]

Is a matter of what has to be done to control the virus, better that kids have to sit around at home than
catch and spread the virus.I have every admiration for the NHS but without the financial backing I still dont see
how they can cope,being a full time carer I have a lot of contact with health workers and they all say everything is cut to the bone.

 

[steveh35]

Is a matter of what has to be done to control the virus, better that kids have to sit around at home than
catch and spread the virus.I have every admiration for the NHS but without the financial backing I still dont see
how they can cope,being a full time carer I have a lot of contact with health workers and they all say everything is cut to the bone.

I am not saying things are not tough and challenging but from the media you would think everytime you walked into any NHS facility we were all running around in a state of total stress with our heads falling off.

If you went into most NHS places you would see most are just getting on with the job and leaving the issues to the management it isn't as bad as the media portrays.

 

[shadow123]

I understand most what is said in the papers is BS, front pages make sales but i reckon this virus
could turn out to be the biggest challenge to this country ( and the world) in decades and every resource
available has to be thrown at it now while it can make a difference.One good thing is that at last
the govenment has the power to get things done, we will see if Boris is up to the mark

 

[steveh35]

First British person dies

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[pereblue]

 

[goatwack]

Ah, Asterix comics

Mind you, their situation is resolvable. Just have Getafix make a cure for Corona in 2 pages!

 

[pinnit2014]

Got to learn to shut my mouth

There’s no cases in Holland, proclaimed naively

Today: second case.

Cue the ‘oh, dunno if we can go’ and general hysteria.

Checking the legal position of grounding anti anxiety medications into someone’s dinner. Including my own.

 

[steveh35]

It was reported today that if the Coronavirus disrupted the football then the season could be abandoned with no premier league winners crowned and no teams promoted or relegated.

Imagine the lawsuits for that.

 

[shadow123]

The spread risk has been raised to very high worldwide

 

[paulcr]

I don't know why they did't stop all air travel like when the Icelandic volcano erupted and closed the European air space.

 

[Mr_Slot5]

It was reported today that if the Coronavirus disrupted the football then the season could be abandoned with no premier league winners crowned and no teams promoted or relegated.

Imagine the lawsuits for that.

Why lawsuits, it's just football and the scousers would have to suck it up

 

[goatwack]

Where's the accountability of these individuals NOT to travel back from wherever they came until checked, or better yet, not visit locales in S.E Asia and smear half the populace under some blissful cloud of indifference.

Where's the onus on people to 'lay low' or have themselves checked out before being prompted to do so, but instead spreading themselves about like human viruses.

Also quite clear governments had no real interest in preventing or curtailing the spread of this, from their brilliant keystone cops planning and management

 

[pinnit2014]

Where's the accountability of these individuals NOT to travel back from wherever they came until checked, or better yet, not visit locales in S.E Asia and smear half the populace under some blissful cloud of indifference.

Where's the onus on people to 'lay low' or have themselves checked out before being prompted to do so, but instead spreading themselves about like human viruses.

Also quite clear governments had no real interest in preventing or curtailing the spread of this, from their brilliant keystone cops planning and management

Tad harsh, I mean, they've told me i should be washing my hands and, up until now, it'd never occurred to me

If folk had been carrying more than their duty free allowance through customs they'd have been subjected to greater scrutiny.

 

[ESCJAMIE]

It was reported today that if the Coronavirus disrupted the football then the season could be abandoned with no premier league winners crowned and no teams promoted or relegated.

Imagine the lawsuits for that.

As an Albion fan, Id be fuming !!

But Id also piss my self at liverpool

 

[steveh35]

Kim Jon Un looking for any Coronavirus spores that might be trying to enter North Korea

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[dionysus]

who's a good boy? who's a coughcough cough good boy?

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[steveh35]

Dog has low immune version of Coronavirus

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[shadow123]

They are finally having a COBRA meeting today, hope they come up with something better than last weeks
advice,sing happy birthday while washing your hands,Not sure I would be too happy doing that in public.
Home and Pub funerals may be allowed, save a lot of messing about I suppose

 

[steveh35]

New devastating consequence of the Coronavirus

 

[pereblue]

A Positive effect of this Virus is a decrease in the Nitrogen Dioxide Levels over china:

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[mack341]

This is quite a good graphic from the daily mail website, though it's probably out of date now

 

[Kroffe]

This is quite a good graphic from the daily mail website, though it's probably out of date now

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Double that for Sweden now, 14 confirmed.

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Site is in Swedish tho.
I think it does daily updates on the Corona-virus, and how its progressing.
The risk for a general spread of infection is still considered low.
I think most if not all confirmed cases in Sweden have been people that have caught the virus during travel.

Im running low on food in the bunker, and the toilet-paper supply is not what it once was.
I tried making an order for more paper from some dude in china, but apparently he got arrested before he could send the order.
I figure i have 3-4 days until im out of wiping-options, 5-6 if i dont mind using socks.

If you dont hear from me in 3-4 days, i have probaly forgotten about this thread, since im not all that worried about the virus.

 

[mack341]

That was a good site with a very thorough article I used the translate option

If you run out of food perhaps the toilet paper issue lessens

 

[Kroffe]

That was a good site with a very thorough article I used the translate option

If you run out of food perhaps the toilet paper issue lessens

Yeah, ive been checking it every once in a while to see if there are any important updates.
It have sources for the info, wich is always nice.

Before i had to escape to the bunker to survive the virus, i was working on a no-poop diet.
A diet so perfectly balanced that the body absorbs 100% of it, leaving no waste.
I was so close to completing it aswell.
My research is largely based on Sherlock&Watsons original research "No shit sherlock"
But since they were fictional, there were certain problems with finishing the work.

 

[lockinlove]

First confirmed case today in our hospital in newmarket ontario

 

[geordiecolin]

I nearly shit myself this afternoon when I peeked in my fridge

 

[paul7388]

I nearly shit myself this afternoon when I peeked in my fridge


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I would have been shocked seeing that as well.

Who keeps tomato ketchup in a fridge

 

[goatwack]

Good to see the Coke can protect itself with a mask too

 

[geordiecolin]

Good to see the Coke can protect itself with a mask too

The others seem to be keeping a lid on it

 

[Kroffe]

I know the normal surgey masks does nothing to stop the virus, but i can see you have been a good boy and bought a n95 respirator face mask.
Is that one confirmed to keep the virus out?


I just use a Pooh face mask.
It does not filtrate the air as much as it makes people afraid to get close to you, keeping you safe from any unwanted germs.

 

[sufferinsilence]

I know the normal surgey masks does nothing to stop the virus, but i can see you have been a good boy and bought a n95 respirator face mask.
Is that one confirmed to keep the virus out?


I just use a Pooh face mask.
It does not filtrate the air as much as it makes people afraid to get close to you, keeping you safe from any unwanted germs.
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When you leave the house like that you can rest assured you won't get the corona virus, nobody will dare to come close enough to you to transmit it

 

[Kroffe]

When you leave the house like that you can rest assured you won't get the corona virus, nobody will dare to come close enough to you to transmit it

Working as intended!

 

[geordiecolin]

I know the normal surgey masks does nothing to stop the virus, but i can see you have been a good boy and bought a n95 respirator face mask.
Is that one confirmed to keep the virus out?


I just use a Pooh face mask.
It does not filtrate the air as much as it makes people afraid to get close to you, keeping you safe from any unwanted germs.
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That looks suspeciously like a certain angry 17 year old Swedish lass who is not being exploited in any way,shape or form

 

[geordiecolin]

When you leave the house like that you can rest assured you won't get the corona virus, nobody will dare to come close enough to you to transmit it

Unless you happen to be staging very well orchestrated rally's around the world