Christmas Treats From The Places You Play!..

[Simmo!]

I'm not expecting nothing

That's a double negative. You should say "I am expecting fuck all" or "I am not expecting anything from those tight-arsed bastards"

 

[just play]

That's a double negative. You should say "I am expecting fuck all" or "I am not expecting anything from those tight-arsed bastards"

Oops, your right...I meant to say, I am expecting a BIG ROD shoved up my ...


I just have to share this....I just received a promotion from a certain casino for using Click2Pay....Ummmm, I NEVER use Click2Pay and their records should show that. So that was a GREAT promotion for me.

 

[GrandMaster]

My 1st Christmas present was VIP membership and 200 bonus at Paddy Power. I have been extremely lucky there recently, I am starting to get worried that this might be the time when I lose it all back.

 

[Pinababy69]

That's a double negative. You should say "I am expecting fuck all" or "I am not expecting anything from those tight-arsed bastards"

I luvs you Simmo...

 

[Simmo!]

I luvs you Simmo...

Shocking use of vocabulary. You're no better than a Canadian

 

[Pinababy69]

Shocking use of vocabulary. You're no better than a Canadian

Eh?

 

[me_and_ed]

I luvs you Simmo...

Sounds more like a Newfie than a Canadian. Oops, hope no Newfs reading, think thats a Canadians racial slur.

 

[Pinababy69]

Sounds more like a Newfie than a Canadian. Oops, hope no Newfs reading, think thats a Canadians racial slur.

Lord tunderin Jesus bye....here we stand, side by each. OMG, too funny. I'm not a "Newfie", but I know alot of people from the East Coast, including my landlord. Very good natured people, and pretty hard to offend...so not to worry. My first husband was an East Coaster....but we won't go there. I tend to think he was the exception rather than the rule, at least I hope so.

 

[Pinababy69]

Every time the doorbell rings I pray that it will be pinababy wearing a red ribbon.....and nothing else.

Does it have to be red TB? I just can't find anything suitable in red, and I don't have the shoes to match...unless Simmo has something he'd like to lend me.

 

[Simmo!]

Does it have to be red TB? I just can't find anything suitable in red, and I don't have the shoes to match...unless Simmo has something he'd like to lend me.

Not until you give back the whip and frilly apron. Bitch.


PS..."newfie" ????

 

[Pinababy69]

Not until you give back the whip and frilly apron. Bitch.


PS..."newfie" ????

Ahhhh Simmo.....I love it when you talk dirty.

Newfie as in a person from Newfoundland. For many years, "Newfie" jokes were as popular as blonde jokes (up here in Canada eh). As a rule, the jokes had to do with intellect (or lack of). Funny thing is that some of the funniest ones I ever heard were from Newfies themselves, lol. Us Canadians are pretty thick skinned, and know how to laugh at ourselves. I do it everyday!!

Edited to add that "Newfies" have a slang dialect, which is what my post above referred to, lol. Not funny when you have to explain. Something like you and your Brit slang...ya know?? Blimey!!

 

[jerrylee]

This week I got 2 holiday cards in the mail, from VIP casino and Jackpot Factory. Lost deposits at both in October and never looked back. Curiously, I did win at another Crypto. I've never won at MGs.
VIP's is a "countdown to x-mas" with 12 bonus days and CD in case I accidently uninstalled.
JF's card is colourful, quite tasteful. Inside is a $10 stocking stuffer bonus.

 

[winbig]

Does it have to be red TB? I just can't find anything suitable in red, and I don't have the shoes to match...unless Simmo has something he'd like to lend me.

Who said anything about shoes or any other clothing? The ribbon will do fine.

I'll be sure to bring a camcorder if you come to Vegas...I'm sure I could make a fortune selling those videos online!

If you speak to me again, I'll accept that as your signature for the release form

 

[Pinababy69]

If you speak to me again, I'll accept that as your signature for the release form

Does body language count as speaking?

I wonder how many more threads I can derail?

 

[winbig]

Does body language count as speaking?

I wonder how many more threads I can derail?

Well, you know how us guys get being around half nekkid women

 

[amatrine]

Re

Only thing I got so far was a cirrus vanity card for $50. In all the years I have played though I never really got any christmas bonus unless it was something being offered to everyone like at inet.

Ama

 

[Slotster!]

Little Xmas gift from 32RED - who else? Hurrah!

(Sorry USA People)








(You could always emigrate I suppose)







(Mind you, the weather isn't great here in December)








(Or anytime for that matter...)










(Although we did have a reasonable summer this year...)









(I got quite a nice tan actually.)

 

[GrandMaster]

Don't worry, global warming is coming.

 

[spearmaster]

So far, I think I've had one X'mas offer of 10 spins at Avalon from VIP Lounge (Jackpot Factory) - strangely enough, a casino I haven't played at that often.

Amazingly - NONE of my favorite casinos seem to have given me any gifts despite what I consider to be a fairly large sum of deposits. This could possibly be because some of them have my old email address (and upon entering the software you don't find out about your free spins unless you happen to click on the right game).

I guesstimate I have about $10K or more in losses this year from deposits of over $20K - so needless to say, I'm a bit disappointed as this is more than twice what I spent last year and there is less to show for it.

In Vegas, I dropped a quick $8K in four days but I guarantee that there will be a suite at the Wynn and limo and free meals waiting for me next year (this year I managed to get the suite without having shown them boo - thanks GG).

Combine that with much better cashback and comps, and instant payouts, and it kind of dismays me that the ONLY advantage that online casinos have, other than being available any time, is that their slot paybacks are probably better.

Ah well, guess it's just as well my Neteller is empty, because I ain't depositing any more money from my bank account... especially to chase 100 free spins worth nothing

 

[max1mike]

i spoke too soon...i just got a nice glossy card from jackpot factory...a whopping ten...yes, you read that right ten whole dollars.

which, unfortunately is $10 more than i have received from anyplace else

 

[max1mike]

especially to chase 100 free spins worth nothing

oh come on spear....aren't you being a bit harsh?...some people here have taken advantage of that all too generous offer and have managed to make some serious cash...didn't you see the screenie of the massive 62 cent win?

 

[jenn1381]

Got $10 from jackpot factory... haven't played there in a long time so I'm happy with it. Of course, none of the places I frequent often have given anything as of yet. Guess that always seems to be the way

 

[spearmaster]

oh come on spear....aren't you being a bit harsh?...some people here have taken advantage of that all too generous offer and have managed to make some serious cash...didn't you see the screenie of the massive 62 cent win?

Bloody huge, that

In Thailand, that's 4 meals... 4 packs of instant noodles, that is... or two bottles of water (4 if you don't mind the fact that it might not be properly filtered).

In the US, UK, or Japan, that's not even enough to buy a bottle of water!

So forgive me if I seem a bit harsh

 

[me_and_ed]

I got a ten spot from Inet (thanks Emily), but I dont think it is for Xmas.

 

[silkprint]

I got a $25 card from Jackpot Factory . Did pretty well with it and played for 2 days