steinhaug
Senior Member
As a gambler for all my life online enterteinment is surely something we all know about. However I have noticed over the years how many casinos doesnt really care for standards, common sence or even marketing norms. In this post I want to adress the casinos that I find rudly annoying and they piss me off and have now because of this entered my spam folder forever. To bad if they were to send me email I need to see - as this is now to late dur to their fraudulent email campaigns.
If we look into the definition of FREE, as this is the wording they chose to throw around them as if there are no laws to give them penalties. Honestly, I adress Casinomeister for this matter as I think its a DAMN good issue to take into account for an accredited casino. There should not be any reason to play buy such idiotic standards, I mean TV commercials cannot do this so why should regulated casinos - credited as such - be able to do this!
So lets look into the word free first. Its not that simple, so there are two common interpretations.
WHAT DOES FREE MEAN, LETS MAKE SOME DEFINITIONS:
FREE1 : Free as in speech
This is the one we suppose it always is as this one which is free in the sense of having no restrictions; libre.
This would be the ultimate FREE for a casino to use as this is what we all expect ut to be, without any clauses or penalties.
FREE2 : Free as in beer
This is a more common one, as nothing is free like the term "there is no such thing as a free lunch." However this term is still free for the consumer, since it's free in the sense of costing no money; gratis.
This would be the ultimate FREE for a casino to use as this is what we all expect ut to be, without any clauses or penalties. The cost is put on the casino - hopefully not on other players
That being said, for a casino to even use the term FREE they are actually inventing their own terminology and I think it's about time we do something about it - or maby its astalavista for the users and hopefully we all quit this entertainment which have low standards, infamous software for endless debates and often bad customer support aswell (well, I should mention that the accredited section does have a few casinos which excellent support).
So we need to extend the list of definitions to encorporate the casinos for "fair use" of their popular term "freespins":
FREE3 : Free as in spins
This obviously means that the spins are free, however you are not allowed to collect your winnings unless completing a set of rules. The rules usually include having to wager your total winnings 35+ times, and if never deposited you also ned to deposit. Sometimes there is even a maximum amount you are allowed to keep if you shuld be so lucky.
I would argue that the casinos requring you to deposit, cannot use the word free at all as it definately is not when you need to "lend" them a deposit before getting it back.
FREE4 : Free as in up to X spins could be yours
This is a new one lately where you get awared spins in batched after completing X amount of freespins in given games. Think how nasty this one is, you will see from examples below.
FREE5 : Free as in metting certain campaign criteria you will be awarded spins
Here there would be rules and criteria that needs to be met, theese will in 99% of all possible cases require you to deposit. When criteria are met, you will be awarded FREE3 - without any deposit requirments.
FREE6 : Free as in deposit match camouflaged as spins.
Typically campaign offering 100 freespins, all you need to do is deposit a 100 and they are yours! Don't you want them? Go get them!
FREE7 : Free as in spins awarded for winning tournaments which requires deposit
I hope I do not get to FREE8 now as there really isnt any point I guess you see the pattern here. The free has lost all its meaning. And we seem to allow this behaviour!
SHAME ON US PLAYERS AND SHAME ON CAINOMEISTER FOR NOT BREATHING DOWN THEIR NECKS FOR THIS! Can we boikot casinos? It would help! I promise you!
So let me start a shitlist here, and correct me if I am wrong but I hope people join me on this one. We could end up straightening theese crooked casinos out and get better offers that doesnt straight up lie in our face. I leave the conclusion for each entry below up to you but needless to say I think they all suck donkey balls and I would tell it to their face without hesitation were I ever to meet any of theese liars at any point in my life! False advertising is just evil, none professional and often a sign of crappy managment!
So before I start - I think all of you casinos below here should really rethink what you are doing because you are nothing other than morons preying on gamblers hoping to HOOK them in while pinning ECOGRA and ganmbling anonymous proudly to your chest... Doing false advertising meaning you really do not give a shit!
Here we go, I will start with 10 casinos this round hopefylly you can add more to the list. All of theese have several more promos and have been doing this for a long time, some just upped their game aswell and just became a lot worse with their advertising.
Our definitions are : FREE1 FREE2 FREE3 FREE4 FREE5 FREE6 and FREE7
LIST OF CASINOS THAT UNDERMINES THE MEANING OF COMMON ENGLISH FOR USE IN FALSE ADVERTISING!
Casino : Norges spill -
Email title : Vi fortsetter romjulsfeiringen med opptil 250 gratisspinn
Email english : We continue the christmas hollydays with up to 250 freespins!
Free translates to: FREE4
Description: Play Grim Muerto, and recieve freespins after completing bonus rounds in the game (3, 10, 25, 50). You get a max of 250 freespins at minimum bet for completing 50 bonus games at random bet! YES!
Casino; Cherry Casino -
Email title : Hva sier du til å få 250 gratisspinn ekstra på kontoen din
Email english : What about 250 extra freespions on your account!
Free translates to: FREE4
Description: Play Grim Muerto, and recieve freespins after completing bonus rounds in the game (3, 10, 25, 50). You get a max of 250 freespins at minimum bet for completing 50 bonus games at random bet! YES!
Casino; Svea Casino -
Email title : Romjulssalg på 6 freespins-pakker
Email english : Christmas sale for 6 freespins deals!
Free translates to: FREE6
Description: Several deposit options that unlocks freespins (typically 30% deposit match)
Casino;
Promo : Get Hollyday freespins
Free translates to: Free7
Description: Win up tp 150 freespin from tournament spins which has an entry ticket of €40
Casino; iGame -
Email title : Hva tenker du om 15 Gratisspinn?
Email english : What about 15 freespins?
Free translates to: FREE6
Description: Get 15 freespins - or GRATISspins as in the norwegian newsletter - all you need to do is deposit as little as 100 and they are yours
Casino; 24 Bet -
Email title : Ta dine 100 Gratisspinn på Fire Joker!
Email english : Recieve your 100 freespins on Fire Joker!
Free translates to: Free6
Description: Oh yes, we forgot to mention you should desposit as little as €15 to open your christmas present of an astounding 100 f
Casino; Mamamia Bingo -
Email title : Lys opp romjulen med gratisspinn på Starburst!
Email english : Eluminate your christmas with freespins on starburst
Free translates to: Free6
Description: By depositing the strange amount 202 kroner you get the fantastic deposit match of 15% - sorry - I mean 30 spins on starburst.
Casino; Casino Cruise -
Email title : Spinn gratis 250 GANGER, nå!
Email english : Spinn for free 250 times, now!
Free translates to: FREE6
Description: Any doposit will give you 250 freespins, that is reading the T&C 200 is the minimum so you could end up losing the freespins.
Warning: The minimum deposit is 100 so you need to read the fine print to see that 200 is required for the free stuff!
Casino ; Dunder -
Email title : Dagens julegave: 20 gratisspinn på Big Bad Wolf
Email english : Todays gift - 20 freespins on Big Bad Wolf!
Free translates to : FREE6
Description : A deposit equals minimum 200 and is required from you for us to deliver this great present for you! Merry christmas schmuck!
Casino ; Insta casino -
Email title : 20 RealSpins i dag på Warlords: Crystal of Power!
Email english : 20 RealSpins today on Warlords
Free translates to : FREE6
Description : 100% deposit match + 20 real spins if you deposit atleast 200
FINAL THOUGHTS
This goes out to the casino representatives reading this, you should keep in mind that my train of though could possibly be the only one left in this world so there are no reason to throw away a though on what I wrote. For all I know your research has proven time and time again that gamplers in general must be so stupid and lack intelligence that they do not have the balls to complain about this or if they do you do not care. You have possibly found out that the sum of all idiots compared to the sum of me going up in flames over this are much larger - so screw rules and have it your way and write the newletters as they are ment for people heavily entoxicated dumbfooled to pull cash out of their pocket to recieve their free gifts!
I argue that most your customers doesnt have tons of money to waste all year round, and when there is little money or lots of emails you start paying attention to what they actually say! One thing is definately sure - I have annoyed me long enogh now and the result is permanently spam so whatever you try to communicate to me in future will actually be junk! It lies in my junk - I put it there by RULE - so it must be junk maby camouflaged as a gold nugget but inspect it and it will be junk!
You fool noone byu this - people like me just need to learn the common gambler that they HAVE TO react to so that you will feel it in your wallet! Its a casino - how hard is it to make money, we love the games from getgo so please stop lying and start using a form of language that actually works in the real world!
THE END
I hope this can turn out to be a constructive and fair debate on some basic rules for what a casino may use as promotional text or heades - atleast if they want to be accredited and get the thumbs up!
Regads,
Kim Steinhaug
If we look into the definition of FREE, as this is the wording they chose to throw around them as if there are no laws to give them penalties. Honestly, I adress Casinomeister for this matter as I think its a DAMN good issue to take into account for an accredited casino. There should not be any reason to play buy such idiotic standards, I mean TV commercials cannot do this so why should regulated casinos - credited as such - be able to do this!
So lets look into the word free first. Its not that simple, so there are two common interpretations.
WHAT DOES FREE MEAN, LETS MAKE SOME DEFINITIONS:
FREE1 : Free as in speech
This is the one we suppose it always is as this one which is free in the sense of having no restrictions; libre.
This would be the ultimate FREE for a casino to use as this is what we all expect ut to be, without any clauses or penalties.
FREE2 : Free as in beer
This is a more common one, as nothing is free like the term "there is no such thing as a free lunch." However this term is still free for the consumer, since it's free in the sense of costing no money; gratis.
This would be the ultimate FREE for a casino to use as this is what we all expect ut to be, without any clauses or penalties. The cost is put on the casino - hopefully not on other players
That being said, for a casino to even use the term FREE they are actually inventing their own terminology and I think it's about time we do something about it - or maby its astalavista for the users and hopefully we all quit this entertainment which have low standards, infamous software for endless debates and often bad customer support aswell (well, I should mention that the accredited section does have a few casinos which excellent support).
So we need to extend the list of definitions to encorporate the casinos for "fair use" of their popular term "freespins":
FREE3 : Free as in spins
This obviously means that the spins are free, however you are not allowed to collect your winnings unless completing a set of rules. The rules usually include having to wager your total winnings 35+ times, and if never deposited you also ned to deposit. Sometimes there is even a maximum amount you are allowed to keep if you shuld be so lucky.
I would argue that the casinos requring you to deposit, cannot use the word free at all as it definately is not when you need to "lend" them a deposit before getting it back.
FREE4 : Free as in up to X spins could be yours
This is a new one lately where you get awared spins in batched after completing X amount of freespins in given games. Think how nasty this one is, you will see from examples below.
FREE5 : Free as in metting certain campaign criteria you will be awarded spins
Here there would be rules and criteria that needs to be met, theese will in 99% of all possible cases require you to deposit. When criteria are met, you will be awarded FREE3 - without any deposit requirments.
FREE6 : Free as in deposit match camouflaged as spins.
Typically campaign offering 100 freespins, all you need to do is deposit a 100 and they are yours! Don't you want them? Go get them!
FREE7 : Free as in spins awarded for winning tournaments which requires deposit
I hope I do not get to FREE8 now as there really isnt any point I guess you see the pattern here. The free has lost all its meaning. And we seem to allow this behaviour!
SHAME ON US PLAYERS AND SHAME ON CAINOMEISTER FOR NOT BREATHING DOWN THEIR NECKS FOR THIS! Can we boikot casinos? It would help! I promise you!
So let me start a shitlist here, and correct me if I am wrong but I hope people join me on this one. We could end up straightening theese crooked casinos out and get better offers that doesnt straight up lie in our face. I leave the conclusion for each entry below up to you but needless to say I think they all suck donkey balls and I would tell it to their face without hesitation were I ever to meet any of theese liars at any point in my life! False advertising is just evil, none professional and often a sign of crappy managment!
So before I start - I think all of you casinos below here should really rethink what you are doing because you are nothing other than morons preying on gamblers hoping to HOOK them in while pinning ECOGRA and ganmbling anonymous proudly to your chest... Doing false advertising meaning you really do not give a shit!
Here we go, I will start with 10 casinos this round hopefylly you can add more to the list. All of theese have several more promos and have been doing this for a long time, some just upped their game aswell and just became a lot worse with their advertising.
Our definitions are : FREE1 FREE2 FREE3 FREE4 FREE5 FREE6 and FREE7
LIST OF CASINOS THAT UNDERMINES THE MEANING OF COMMON ENGLISH FOR USE IN FALSE ADVERTISING!
Casino : Norges spill -
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Email title : Vi fortsetter romjulsfeiringen med opptil 250 gratisspinn
Email english : We continue the christmas hollydays with up to 250 freespins!
Free translates to: FREE4
Description: Play Grim Muerto, and recieve freespins after completing bonus rounds in the game (3, 10, 25, 50). You get a max of 250 freespins at minimum bet for completing 50 bonus games at random bet! YES!
Casino; Cherry Casino -
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Email title : Hva sier du til å få 250 gratisspinn ekstra på kontoen din
Email english : What about 250 extra freespions on your account!
Free translates to: FREE4
Description: Play Grim Muerto, and recieve freespins after completing bonus rounds in the game (3, 10, 25, 50). You get a max of 250 freespins at minimum bet for completing 50 bonus games at random bet! YES!
Casino; Svea Casino -
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Email title : Romjulssalg på 6 freespins-pakker
Email english : Christmas sale for 6 freespins deals!
Free translates to: FREE6
Description: Several deposit options that unlocks freespins (typically 30% deposit match)
Casino;
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Promo : Get Hollyday freespins
Free translates to: Free7
Description: Win up tp 150 freespin from tournament spins which has an entry ticket of €40
Casino; iGame -
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Email title : Hva tenker du om 15 Gratisspinn?
Email english : What about 15 freespins?
Free translates to: FREE6
Description: Get 15 freespins - or GRATISspins as in the norwegian newsletter - all you need to do is deposit as little as 100 and they are yours
Casino; 24 Bet -
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Email title : Ta dine 100 Gratisspinn på Fire Joker!
Email english : Recieve your 100 freespins on Fire Joker!
Free translates to: Free6
Description: Oh yes, we forgot to mention you should desposit as little as €15 to open your christmas present of an astounding 100 f
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Email title : Lys opp romjulen med gratisspinn på Starburst!
Email english : Eluminate your christmas with freespins on starburst
Free translates to: Free6
Description: By depositing the strange amount 202 kroner you get the fantastic deposit match of 15% - sorry - I mean 30 spins on starburst.
Casino; Casino Cruise -
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Email title : Spinn gratis 250 GANGER, nå!
Email english : Spinn for free 250 times, now!
Free translates to: FREE6
Description: Any doposit will give you 250 freespins, that is reading the T&C 200 is the minimum so you could end up losing the freespins.
Warning: The minimum deposit is 100 so you need to read the fine print to see that 200 is required for the free stuff!
Casino ; Dunder -
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Email title : Dagens julegave: 20 gratisspinn på Big Bad Wolf
Email english : Todays gift - 20 freespins on Big Bad Wolf!
Free translates to : FREE6
Description : A deposit equals minimum 200 and is required from you for us to deliver this great present for you! Merry christmas schmuck!
Casino ; Insta casino -
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Email title : 20 RealSpins i dag på Warlords: Crystal of Power!
Email english : 20 RealSpins today on Warlords
Free translates to : FREE6
Description : 100% deposit match + 20 real spins if you deposit atleast 200
FINAL THOUGHTS
This goes out to the casino representatives reading this, you should keep in mind that my train of though could possibly be the only one left in this world so there are no reason to throw away a though on what I wrote. For all I know your research has proven time and time again that gamplers in general must be so stupid and lack intelligence that they do not have the balls to complain about this or if they do you do not care. You have possibly found out that the sum of all idiots compared to the sum of me going up in flames over this are much larger - so screw rules and have it your way and write the newletters as they are ment for people heavily entoxicated dumbfooled to pull cash out of their pocket to recieve their free gifts!
I argue that most your customers doesnt have tons of money to waste all year round, and when there is little money or lots of emails you start paying attention to what they actually say! One thing is definately sure - I have annoyed me long enogh now and the result is permanently spam so whatever you try to communicate to me in future will actually be junk! It lies in my junk - I put it there by RULE - so it must be junk maby camouflaged as a gold nugget but inspect it and it will be junk!
You fool noone byu this - people like me just need to learn the common gambler that they HAVE TO react to so that you will feel it in your wallet! Its a casino - how hard is it to make money, we love the games from getgo so please stop lying and start using a form of language that actually works in the real world!
THE END
I hope this can turn out to be a constructive and fair debate on some basic rules for what a casino may use as promotional text or heades - atleast if they want to be accredited and get the thumbs up!
Regads,
Kim Steinhaug
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