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Back in the early days...

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by Jono777, Aug 19, 2015.

    Aug 19, 2015
  1. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Got this email totally out of the blue today...Must have been when I first 'started out' and was VERY naive, certainly long, long before my CM days! :p

    Back in the early days...: Joyland.jpg,Aug 19, 2015

    13 months lol, try 'never'

    Better make a deposit quick :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Edit: You really could NOT write the book!

    Logged in to see what all the fuss was about and there was 0.06p in the balance which must have triggered the above email.

    Daily deposits at decent casinos resulting in endless featureless nothingness.

    One 0.06p spin at a casino I did not ever recall joining, use or deposit at....

    Back in the early days...: Screenshot 2015-08-19 12.54.45.jpg,Aug 19, 2015

    I was only been overly cautious to get rip of the 6p!

    Edit again: Un- fuckin - believable

    Back in the early days...: Screenshot 2015-08-19 13.03.50.jpg,Aug 19, 2015

    Final Edit :p

    Decided on having a laugh too! - Can't wait for the BS to start rolling in

    Back in the early days...: Joyland cashier.jpg,Aug 19, 2015
     
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2015
    28 people like this.
  2. Aug 19, 2015
  3. hoff1985

    hoff1985 Meister Member mm1

    Occupation:
    IT Stuff :)
    Location:
    Switzerland
    hahahaha.... It will be interesting to see what happens now :)
     
    1 person likes this.
  4. Aug 19, 2015
  5. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Email updating me...

    4 days pending until W/D's are processed!

    Tip of the iceberg???
     
  6. Aug 19, 2015
  7. hausse222

    hausse222 Experienced Member MM

    Location:
    Europe
    I think, its only for security reasons. Furthermore, it is a long process to get yours 46,- out of playtechs "empty pockets". Finally, why do you want to steal their money.
    Withdrawing is stealing ! You had your fun and have to pay for it, not get money for it :cool:

    Edit: Is it only me who thinks of a brothel when reading "joyland" ? Have you ever got money from a prostitute ?
     
    6 people like this.
  8. Aug 19, 2015
  9. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    I made the withdrawal for a bit of sadistic self entertainment really.....

    I will have more fun reading the BS 'None payment' emails than I will spending £46 lol!
     
    1 person likes this.
  10. Aug 19, 2015
  11. goatwack

    goatwack bombastic monk CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Hahaha withdrawing is stealing = genius!

    I can see all casinos everywhere adding this clause right at the bottom of their T&Cs. I'm certain this is how casinos regard us players.

    Also makes for a great signature :thumbsup:
     
    2 people like this.
  12. Aug 20, 2015
  13. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Who'd have thought.....

    Well the first thing I said to myself was 'Told ya so' followed by 'You didn't seriously think....'

    Samantha - 20/08/2015 01:01 PM

    Dear Jonathan,

    We are writing in regards to the status of your withdrawal request.

    Please be informed that your withdrawal request for £45 has been declined on our end due to no Deposit (thank fook for that) made on the account. Please be reminded for us to process your cash out, you need to make a successful deposit of £50.(yeah right, whatever!)

    Should you have other questions or inquiries, please feel free to contact Online Support again. We are available 24/7.

    Thank you and have a good one. (I will you did exactly what I wanted you to, It was 6p FFS lol)

    Best regards,

    Samantha
    Joyland Casino
    Customer Support Team
     
    4 people like this.
  14. Aug 20, 2015
  15. fun4all

    fun4all Senior Member

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    Haha great thread - ty ty ty op ::cool:

    I played at a rogue casino unknowingly in the past as well (betroyal). They have £27 of mine :(.
     
    1 person likes this.
  16. Aug 20, 2015
  17. lotusch

    lotusch Megaways Slots, as useless as salt in your coffee webby PABaccred mm2

    Occupation:
    Marketing Assistant
    Location:
    Dún Dealgan
    Hahahahahaha what a surprising outcome... ^^

    So to cash out a £46 free chip win,you have to deposit £50 first (which obviously also will have like a minimum 1x playthrough before able to cashout).

    Clowns..

    Let's mention JOYLAND a lot so it will be visible in search engines a lot and warn people for these rogue outfits!!

    DO NOT DEPOSIT HERE!

    ^^
     
    4 people like this.
  18. Aug 20, 2015
  19. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    I considered for about 0.00001 of a milli-second about doing it, just to get one over em and to cover my next 2 deposits :p

    After this silly thought trauma passed the sensible part of me suggested as you say a 1x PT with slots all set to minus RTP or even worse a 100% deposit match/SUB that all of a sudden is mandatory with a 50x WR.

    No thanks Joyland.

    You gave me exactly what I wanted which was a sarcastic laugh and a popular thread :thumbsup:
     
    3 people like this.
  20. Aug 20, 2015
  21. spintee

    spintee Meister Member webby mm2

    Occupation:
    gambler :)
    Location:
    Northants
    JOKELAND more like, Oh well have to wait another 13 moons and try again :)
     
    3 people like this.
  22. Aug 20, 2015
  23. jetset

    jetset Ueber Meister CAG

    Occupation:
    Senior Partner, InfoPowa News Service
    Location:
    Earth
    1 person likes this.
  24. Aug 20, 2015
  25. spintee

    spintee Meister Member webby mm2

    Occupation:
    gambler :)
    Location:
    Northants
    I wonder if jackpot247 and supercasino has also theses terms? I see one of them in the list, They are on the actuall U.K tv at night running games, (Roulette) If somebody won the 10m mega jp I wonder what the the authority would say if they only paying out monthly, I mean with all the new U.K regs and them being big on T.V and all that it will not go down very well
     
  26. Aug 30, 2015
  27. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

    Occupation:
    STILL At Leisure
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    Ask them to explain how the 0.06 balance got there to start with if you have "never deposited".
     
  28. Aug 30, 2015
  29. Alfran

    Alfran Experienced Member

    Occupation:
    travel agent
    Location:
    athens
    turn your 46pounds into 460... go on you can do it... gl
     
    1 person likes this.
  30. Aug 30, 2015
  31. Casino2014man

    Casino2014man Non-Gambler

    Occupation:
    Noneya
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    Wait..

    These guys are owned by william hill???

    'Joyland Casino is operated by WHG (International) Limited, a company registered in Gibraltar. WHG (International) Limited is licenced and regulated by the Gambling Commission (licence no. 000-039225 R-319373-001) for customers in Great Britain, and licenced by the Gibraltar Government and regulated by the Gibraltar Gambling Commissioner (licence nos. 034 & 042) for all other customers.
    The registered office of WHG (International) Limited is at 6/1 Waterport Place, Gibraltar, with registered company number 99191.

    By accessing, continuing to use, or navigating throughout this site you accept that we will utilise certain browser cookies to improve the experience which you receive with us. William Hill do not use any cookies which interfere with your privacy, but only ones which will improve your experience whilst using our site, please refer to our FAQs for further information on our use of cookies and how you prevent their use should you wish.'
     
  32. Aug 30, 2015
  33. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Good point!

    Did a little (and I mean little :p) digging.

    Turns out it was from the Sign Up £10 ND when I registered years back.
     
  34. Aug 31, 2015
  35. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

    Occupation:
    STILL At Leisure
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    That's a shame, so they sent you a deliberate bait & switch email because you could never have won from the balance that they warned would be confiscated, and it shouldn't even have been there in the first place because it should have been cleared when the original bonus expired "years back".
     
    1 person likes this.
  36. Aug 31, 2015
  37. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Found this easily today, must have been having an 'off' day when I went 'digging'.

    Terms and Conditions for the $25 / 25€ / £10 free Sign-up Bonus:

    1. The free Sign Up Bonus will be issued to players instantly from the time of signing up.

    2. This promotion is only open to first-time customers who open and register a real-money account during the promotion period. Existing holders of real-money accounts with us are not eligible to participate.

    3. Subject to clause 5 below, the minimum wagering requirements for a sign-up bonus are 200 times the bonus amount, i.e. $25 x200 = $5,000. This means that you will have to wager at least this amount in order to be eligible to withdraw any of your winnings (subject at all times to the maximum amount permitted to be withdrawn in accordance with clause 7 below).

    4. a first approved deposit of at least $/€/£50 or R/kr.300 must be made, in order to be able to withdraw your winnings (subject at all times to the maximum amount permitted to be withdrawn in accordance with clause 7 below).

    5. Please note: A player may make only one withdrawal of any winnings earned using a free sign-up bonus, and this withdrawal is limited to a maximum amount of $/€/£ 200. Any remaining winnings will be deleted from the player's account, upon making this one-time withdrawal request up to such maximum amount.

    6. All other Casino Terms & Conditions apply.

    7. Please note: Players from Russia are entitled to 15$/€ in this promotion.

    Please note that players fromChina, Indonesia, Pakistan, Thailand, Brazil, Romania, South Korea, Mexico and Dominican Republicare not eligible to participate in this promotion .

    LOVE number 6!
     
  38. Aug 31, 2015
  39. MiltonW

    MiltonW Experienced Member

    Occupation:
    Developer
    Location:
    Netherlands
    I love JoyLand :) They payed me 200 euro's on my signup NDB (I doubt they still have that one). Never deposited after that though...
     

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