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Airport Check-ups

Two women were bantering over tea, lamenting the ills of age.


Lady #1: "Medical insurance is so high these days, I can't even afford regular visits".

Lady #2: "Oh, I just go to the airport, dear. I walk through one of the gates and get a free x-ray and breast exam. If I feel up to it, I mention Al Qaeda and get a colonoscopy too".
 

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