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Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says, 'Where
> in the hell have you been?'
>
> Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
>
> 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
>
> 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
>
> 'What the hell were you thinking?' She said, shaking her head in
> disgust.
> 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
> tattooed on his privates?'
>
> "Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
> Two, once in a while I like to play with my money .
> Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
> And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
> right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
 

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