Women and faking it.

[Seventh777]

Why do women fake orgasms if they really do have them?.

Jury's out on this one.

To any women replying, could you please authenticate your replies with the relevant films (That's me right there, next to that guy with a huge..... head of hair and mustache) / pictures / books etc.

Also, a brief description of what's happening in these documents I.e - Me faking it, me not faking it, as this will help me tremendously in my research for my new book i'm writing - `Hell, when i'm finished even the next door neighbours light a cigarette up`, who knows, stills from films, actual pictures of you performing, could be used in the book.

Thanks in advance,

Roy.

Disclaimer:- I am not dishonestly trying to fool you into revealing all the good stuff on the pretense of it being in a book, that I will never write, as i'm way to busy in the toilet looking at the relative material .

 

[dionysus]

He didn't specify, so if you happen to be say, over the age of 80, please feel free to send said videos

 

[Seventh777]

He didn't specify, so if you happen to be say, over the age of 80, please feel free to send said videos

Damn, I forgot that aspect, i'll have to start a GMILF section .

 

[Seventh777]

@VWM Thank you for the video you emailed me bud, but, the male orgasm was never in question here , however, after watching that film it did leave me with one question - Just how the hell did you get that goat to do that? .

 

[just play]

Why do women fake orgasms?.

1. Like if we went to a Broadway show, if we had really good seats.

2. Well you know, if it's enough all ready and I just wanna get some sleep.


(Courtesy of Seinfeld, the "Mango" episode.)

 

[cpdnd31]

OK I will respond to this one but not with video or pics LOl .

On a girls night out the 3 of us were talking, Chris asked out of the blue if we ever faked it. We all responded Hell yeah. Then she asked why? Without missing a beat my friend Tammy said " Because the diamond he gave me is bigger then him!" Ok that about answered the ? of why women would fake it. LOL

 

[Seventh777]

1. Like if we went to a Broadway show, if we had really good seats.

2.

Well you know, if it's enough all ready and I just wanna get some sleep

.


(Courtesy of Seinfeld, the "Mango" episode.)

Haha, priceless .

 

[Nifty29]

OK I will respond to this one but not with video or pics LOl .

On a girls night out the 3 of us were talking, Chris asked out of the blue if we ever faked it. We all responded Hell yeah. Then she asked why? Without missing a beat my friend Tammy said " Because the diamond he gave me is bigger then him!" Ok that about answered the ? of why women would fake it. LOL

Well you have just broken the secret sisterly code of all time by revealing that....

SIZE DOES MATTER

FWIW, men can fake it too. I've done it before.

I won't explain the details, but it involves canine style, a large moan, the withdrawal method, and a cup of warm yoghurt.

I'm sure you can fill in the cracks (ooooerrrrr)


Seventh....that other participant in the VWM video is just Billy, his "close friend". I agree its not the norm to have such a close friend tethered to a stake in the backyard most of the day, but to each their own......besides I've heard his "butt" is quite a sight.

 

[Brooklyn]

1. Like if we went to a Broadway show, if we had really good seats.

2. Well you know, if it's enough all ready and I just wanna get some sleep.


(Courtesy of Seinfeld, the "Mango" episode.)

Yadda yadda yadda.

 

[Seventh777]

OK I will respond to this one but not with video or pics LOl .

On a girls night out the 3 of us were talking, Chris asked out of the blue if we ever faked it. We all responded Hell yeah. Then she asked why? Without missing a beat my friend Tammy said " Because the diamond he gave me is bigger then him!" Ok that about answered the ? of why women would fake it. LOL

Ahha, it's a size thing, interesting concept, when you are with a girl it's "Size doesn't matter dear", then you split up with them - "You were shit in bed, pencil dick", (this doesn't affect me btw) .

This thread could escalate into a very revealing topic .

 

[Seventh777]

Well you have just broken the secret sisterly code of all time by revealing that....

SIZE DOES MATTER

FWIW, men can fake it too. I've done it before.

I won't explain the details, but it involves canine style, a large moan, the withdrawal method, and a cup of warm yoghurt.

I'm sure you can fill in the cracks (ooooerrrrr)

Haha, my sentiments entirely .

 

[Tirilej]

I suddenly feel so relieved that I have reached an age
where nothing surprise or embarrase me anymore
...especially non of seventh's threads

 

[Seventh777]

I suddenly feel so relieved that I have reached an age
where nothing surprise or embarrase me anymore
...especially non of seventh's threads

, love your new signature hun .

 

[Tirilej]

, love your new signature hun .

Thanks, I love it too.
It has taken me 4 years to find so it better be good

 

[Brooklyn]

Who fakes em? Every single woman with a vag, that's who.

mmhmmm...ohhhh oh oh ohohhohohohohohh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *awkward silence*


Sound familiar?

Just sayin'.
EDIT: LOL

 

[Tirilej]

Who fakes em? Every single woman with a vag, that's who.

just sayin

...and I just have to say that what you just said is not true.

Which will mean that the guys never will find it out

 

[Tirilej]

Noone have posted the video yet with Meg Ryan.
Anyone remember what movie it was?

 

[XOXOXOXOXOX]

Who fakes em? Every single woman with a vag, that's who.

Not nessasary

 

[Dipity]

Noone have posted the video yet with Meg Ryan.
Anyone remember what movie it was?

When Harry met Sally

 

[just play]

Do you guys really want a real answer?

When married you don't have to fake (at least I don't) I tell him straight out, give him directions, do other things besides sex, etc...

When single, different story...the man doesn't know what you like, (yet) it's difficult for some women to achieve an orgasm easily, we don't feel like explaining it, etc...

But yes ALL women have faked it one time or another, and yes size does matter. Women who say size doesn't matter have never been with a small one. (I mean like extremely small)

Sex Ed Class Over.

 

[Tirilej]

Sorry just play, but i could tare that apart too.
I chose not to argue this subject here though since that's not really me

Don't you just love it guys that we are not the same?

 

[just play]

Sorry just play, but i could tare that apart too.
I chose not to argue this subject here though since that's not really me

Don't you just love it guys that we are not the same?

No wonder men are so confused.

 

[skiny]

Women faking it.

Yes, I checked the oil in the car.

A kitchen appliance for my birthday. I love it!

You think I don't know what you're doing out in the garage?

Honestly, I don't mind doing the dishes.

I'm not going to redecorate. I'm just going to add some throw cushions and stuff.

I just need to run in the bathroom quick before we go.

No, I didn't invite you over just to move the wall unit.

I have no idea how it broke.

Seriously, it's not a chick flick, you'll see.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

 

[incrediblestuff]

Women faking it.

Yes, I checked the oil in the car.

A kitchen appliance for my birthday. I love it!

You think I don't know what you're doing out in the garage?

Honestly, I don't mind doing the dishes.

I'm not going to redecorate. I'm just going to add some throw cushions and stuff.

I just need to run in the bathroom quick before we go.

No, I didn't invite you over just to move the wall unit.

I have no idea how it broke.

Seriously, it's not a chick flick, you'll see.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

You forgot: "i love you too" and "size doesn't matter honey"

 

[skiny]

You forgot: "i love you too" and "size doesn't matter honey"

Here's a hint for the guys who haven't found this out yet.

When she says "I love you."

The response she's looking for is NOT -

"But not enough to change the channel."

But then I have a long history of giving the wrong responses.

"Are you listening to me?"
"Yes, in spite of my greatest efforts not to."

"Do you know what I want to do tonight?"
"My guess would be the opposite of what I had planned."

"Do these pants make my ass look fat?"
"No, the two plates of pasta you had for dinner make your ass look fat. The pants change nothing."

"You ate fast. You must have liked it."
"Well, you said you can't stay late. I was trying to save you enough time to do the dishes."

"You want me to drive?"
"Personally, I don't care but my insurance doesn't have a crazy woman clause."

"You look tired tonight."
"And you look like you're going to keep talking anyway."

And so I remain single.

 

[immortality]

Men will never know when we fake it, so why bother asking

 

[BingoT]

Do you think men really care "NO"
We got what we wanted...
Near 28 years with the one I love I must be doing something right.

 

[mattsgame]

Wait a minute what are you trying to say Roy, that women fake orgasms?

When I opened this thread I thought it was going to be about nails, hair or fake tans etc you really have thrown a curve ball here never heard of Women faking "IT"

Well as it so happens they will never be as good as men faking relationships to get the real orgasms :xxx :yahoo:

 

[BingoT]

 

[Seventh777]

Men will never know when we fake it, so why bother asking

Oh yes we do .

 

[Brooklyn]

Oh yes we do .

Oh no you don't.



A: Prove it.

B: Maybe she was just a bad orgasm faker?

 

[Seventh777]

Oh no you don't.



A: Prove it.

B: Maybe she was just a bad orgasm faker?

Next time you orgasm for real hun, go look in the mirror especially your face and chest area (blotchy as hell), also, some girls have a special talent .

As far as proving it goes, I can see only one way how this can be accomplished .

 

[Brooklyn]

I am not sayin' I'm a faker, I just sayin' I have. Definite difference.

My skin is already blotchy..proves nuffin'.

 

[Seventh777]

I am not sayin' I'm a faker, I just sayin' I have. Definite difference.

My skin is already blotchy..proves nuffin'.

Hehe, I didn't say that you were hun, I replied to Mary's (iirc) post, stating - oh yes we do, well some of us anyway . Hell i've got friends that think the clitoris is your G-Spot .

 

[clees42]

Its not like i care, but Actually there is a way to test if the orgasm is real or not.

 

[Seventh777]

Its not like i care, but Actually there is a way to test if the orgasm is real or not.

For Essex girl's - Did she drop her kebab? .

 

[just play]

Next time you orgasm for real hun, go look in the mirror especially your face and chest area (blotchy as hell)

Hmmm....I just went and had a orgasm, looked in mirror, not blotchy. :smilewink:


Maybe you just have sex with women who have bad skin?

 

[just play]

Its not like i care, but Actually there is a way to test if the orgasm is real or not.

Well?

Are you going to spill it?

 

[mattsgame]

Hmmm....I just went and had a orgasm, looked in mirror, not blotchy. :smilewink:


Maybe you just have sex with women who have bad skin?

You sure it was a real one? most women probably fake it that much it becomes el natural..

This thread is heating up a bit :lick:

 

[just play]

You sure it was a real one? most women probably fake it that much it becomes el natural..

This thread is heating up a bit :lick:

Why would I fake it with myself? (well ok sometimes I do just to make myself feel good about myself, lmao) I would certainly know if I faked it, not sure if I could fake out myself. I could be wrong tho, cuz I am a good faker. BUT, I haven't faked it since I've been married, so maybe it was fake?

I better go check again...........

 

[clees42]

Well?

Are you going to spill it?

All women have involuntary anal contractions during orgasm, so if you were to have your finger up there during the orgasm you would feel it.

 

[mattsgame]

Why would I fake it with myself? (well ok sometimes I do just to make myself feel good about myself, lmao) I would certainly know if I faked it, not sure if I could fake out myself. I could be wrong tho, cuz I am a good faker. BUT, I haven't faked it since I've been married, so maybe it was fake?

I better go check again...........

How did it go? or do you have to go and check again?

All women have involuntary anal contractions during orgasm, so if you were to have your finger up there during the orgasm you would feel it.

Now the thread just got dirty :yahoo:

 

[just play]

All women have involuntary anal contractions during orgasm, so if you were to have your finger up there during the orgasm you would feel it.

 

[just play]

How did it go? or do you have to go and check again?

After Clees posted, I think it's my duty to keep the thread informed if that is indeed true.

 

[Seventh777]

Wow, what started as a fun thread has escalated into our ladies revealing their innermost and intimate feelings, I commend and thank you very much for that .

P.S.

My apologies if I have offended anyone with this thread, that was not my intention, on the other hand, I think it was overall - very informative and may well have opened the eyes for some of us .

Thank you ladies you were amazing .

 

[Brooklyn]

hahahahhahahhah

Anal contractions? Just play? Voluntarily?

Sigh.


My skin ain't blotchy neither, just checked...just sayin.

 

[Brooklyn]

All women have involuntary anal contractions...so if you were to have your finger up there during the orgasm you would...

Either get slapped or thanked, depending on the blotchiness of her skin and/or her ability to fake or not fake an orgasm voluntarily?

 

[Seventh777]

hahahahhahahhah

Anal contractions? Just play? Voluntarily?

Sigh.


My skin ain't blotchy neither, just checked...just sayin.

This could be construed as you admitting you've just had an orgasm .