Why Im So Tired?

[LaurieJim]

an oldie but still cute Why am I so Tired?> >
> >For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
> >sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or
> >anything else I could think of.
> >
> >But now I found out the real reason:
> >
> >I'm tired because I'm overworked.
> >
> >Here's why:. .
> >
> >The population of this country is 273 million.
> >
> >140 million are retired.
> >
> >That leaves 133 million to do the work.
> > ;
> >There are 85 million in school.
> >
> >Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
> >
> >Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
> >government.
> >
> >Leaving 19 million to do the work.
> >
> >2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
> >Osama Bin-Laden.
> >
> >Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
> >
> >Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for
> >state and city governments.
> >
> >And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
> >
> >At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
> >
> >Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
> >
> >Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prison.
> >
> >That leaves just two people to do the work.
> >
> >You and me.
> >
> >And there you are,
> >
> >sitting on your ass,
> >
> >at your computer, reading jokes.
> >
> >Nice. Real nice...have a good night ya'll.......................laurie