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Who`s up for a party?:).

secret2 said:
LOL!!!

Sorry, I was 'holed' up in a bar....:D

Trivia question:

The term, "Holed up" instead of "Held up"......Why?

I know...do youse guys?:cool:
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Have to be careful here as it`s strip grammar night :eek2:. Okay pure speculation here - Holed up = Taking cover/Digging in (bank robbers etcetera holed up in a cave/hideout), Held up = Prevented from arriving on time by hidden circumstances.
 
Well, I might have saved my deposits had I known there was dancing.

I do love to dance.... this style is probably what I enjoy most, but usually to something bluesier.

I tried to find a video of someone closer to my skill set than competition winners, and this is pretty close. There's almost always a walk him back with my hand on his chest in my routines, and a few quick waltz tight clenches thrown in. Since I get winded easily, I'll take breather by rocking with a hand on my hip while my partner dances around me for a few bars.

 
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Jasminebed said:
Well, I might have saved my deposits had I known there was dancing.

I do love to dance.... this style is probably what I enjoy most, but usually to something bluesier.

I tried to find a video of someone closer to my skill set than competition winners, and this is pretty close. There's almost always a walk him back with my hand on his chest in my routines, and a few quick waltz tight clenches thrown in. Since I get winded easily, I'll take breather by rocking with a hand on my hip while my partner dances around me for a few bars.



Ohhhhh, anything goes here hun, if you wanna dance, then dance :thumbsup:, I am (for reasons mmmm unknown :o ) prohibited from dancing :(.
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harrys99 said:
WTF-to choose to be that size? I.....ummmm.......well..........never mind:p
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I hate them big one's
I like them like this...
flat-chested-dress.webp
I am a 100% leg man.
lb2.webp
 
Roy I give you big KUDOS for appreciating "real" women as opposed to the "model" look which IMO sets a poor example for young girls to aspire to. Women/girls don't need added pressures for their self- esteem:)
 
That's right, Beth! Who in their right mind would want to kiss Botox, plastic and rubber??

It's becoming insane and not only that, our younger generation is feeling the heat, that they are not good -looking enough, if they are not perfect looking...perfect as in photos in magazines, and on the Hollywood Housewife's reality shows..etc.

The race to be 'perfect' is too much and driving our younger generation into insanity!

Yes, Roy...God Bless YOU!:)

(But maybe, I gotta feeling you may like rubber:p)
 
secret2 said:
That's right, Beth! Who in their right mind would want to kiss Botox, plastic and rubber??

It's becoming insane and not only that, our younger generation is feeling the heat, that they are not good -looking enough, if they are not perfect looking...perfect as in photos in magazines, and on the Hollywood Housewife's reality shows..etc.

The race to be 'perfect' is too much and driving our younger generation into insanity!

Yes, Roy...God Bless YOU!:)

(But maybe, I gotta feeling you may like rubber:p)
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Excellent points Jane! Thought it was a good point too about eyes. Eyes are the windows to the soul. They can be cold or loving and make all the difference in the world to inner and/or outer beauty:)
 
secret2 said:
That's right, Beth! Who in their right mind would want to kiss Botox, plastic and rubber??

It's becoming insane and not only that, our younger generation is feeling the heat, that they are not good -looking enough, if they are not perfect looking...perfect as in photos in magazines, and on the Hollywood Housewife's reality shows..etc.

The race to be 'perfect' is too much and driving our younger generation into insanity!

Yes, Roy...God Bless YOU!:)

(But maybe, I gotta feeling you may like rubber:p)
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It`s not just the young ones Jane, I remember watching a programme last year relating to designer vagina`s, rich bitches going to all lengths to keep their toy boys happy :what:.

Rubber is not my thing, i`m not into S&M, although i`ve had some erotic bondage sessions, tie her to the bed with a blindfold on, a bowl of ice-cubs, hot coffee, etcetera ;).

But, overall I prefer natural women with curves, i`ve seen 1st hand what keeping-up-appearances can do to a young girl :(.
 
harrys99 said:
Excellent points Jane! Thought it was a good point too about eyes. Eyes are the windows to the soul. They can be cold or loving and make all the difference in the world to inner and/or outer beauty:)
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Eyes are indeed the gateway to the soul, I used to see a girl many years ago who had a greyish and a blue eye, just looking at her used to make me tingle in places where there was nothing to tingle (you can imagine the affect this had on the places that were made for tingling) :cool:.
 
Seventh777 said:
Eyes are indeed the gateway to the soul, I used to see a girl many years ago who had a greyish and a blue eye, just looking at her used to make me tingle in places where there was nothing to tingle (you can imagine the affect this had on the places that were made for tingling) :cool:.
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I could see how it would keep you on your toes as far as which eye to make eye contact with-which could also create the "tingling" effect. Very cool:)
 
harrys99 said:
I can't believe how late you stay up. I know it's much later there. I have to be at work at 8:00. Yea I have found with the streaky RTG thing it's always about timing. But isn't everything LOL:D
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I`ve had a very erratic sleep problem for years, I normally get by on 4-5 hours a night, it`s way, way better through winter when i`m in control of the house warmth factor ;).

Yep, everything ends with perfect timing ;).
 
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Due to my erratic sleeping pattern and the ensuing insomnia it brings, I have put this down to not having a cuddle partner, so, i`m going to advertise for a cuddle partner and see if I can get one.........

1). Applicants must be female or post op ladyboys (something highly irritating that your gf has a bigger dick than you :mad:).

2). Must be able to speak at least 3 languages and not be able to say `No` in any of them (I don`t know why I put this language thing in, it just makes the application look more posh and proper).

3). Successful applicants must wear the following attire at all times when in cuddle mode - .

4). At certain times when assuming the position (Spooning) it may be brought to your attention that something is digging into your back/lower regions, this is my cigarette lighter that I take everywhere, in case I need an emergency ciggy.

5). The above answer would be a whole heap more believable if I actually smoked :o.

There we go :).
 
Seventh777 said:
As we are growing in momentum (ooer matron, that`s what she said, etc, etc,), we have believe it or not, started to accumulate a fan base and I have started to receive fan mail (well one letter tbh), and it`s from a Miss Lykes who owns her own pub in that peaceful little village in Hertfordshire - Tillet, and her idea is why not have a weekly `Reader`s Top Tip` just like those other gambling forums do in their off topic section :rolleyes:.

Well anyhow here is.....

Miss Ivy Lykes,
The Cock Inn,
Tillet,
Herts.

Top tip which is.........Instead of buying expensive binoculars, just stand closer to the thing you want to look at.

Awesome top tip there, tyvm Ivy.
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I can`t believe no-one noticed my earlier joke :(.
 

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