Seventh777
RIP Roy
- Joined
- Sep 28, 2010
Bahahaha omg stop my tummy hurts. You really crack me up. The joy of laughter makes everything better, well just about everything
Hehe, indeed it does, also, when laughter fails, my hugs are legendary .
Bahahaha omg stop my tummy hurts. You really crack me up. The joy of laughter makes everything better, well just about everything
oh my that is funny and I can see ya now..Awwwwww, cute.
As everyone else is scared of telling their stories i`ll reveal another of mine..........
Many years ago I was around 18 and was seeing a girl whom I would state was the most fun girlfriends I have ever had, my parents were away on holiday and we had the house to ourselves, we had done the obligatory party thing on week one, and the house was spic and span, in readiness for their return which wasn`t for a good few hours yet. Earlier in the day we had watched this documentary about Eskimo`s and had sat there wondering what having sex must have been like (in my parents garage was a huge chest freezer that was always switched on but rarely had anything in it), anyway`s I had a little bit of weed left and thought best we smoke it before my parents returned.
So there we are, completely stoned, and Lynne started talking about the Eskimo`s and sex again and suggested we tried it in the freezer, so off we go, amongst a fit of giggles I suddenly went `Sssssch`, Lynne`s look of horror I still remember to this day as she looked at me and gurgled "Omg tell me your parents are not back" to which I replied, whilst pointing to an artificial white fur coat hanging up in the corner "No, look, a Polar bear", that was it the ensuing burst of laughter had completely covered up the noise of the mini bus that had just pulled up a bit down the road with my parents in and 4 friends they had been on holiday with.
Noticing the garage light was on they entered through the side door, which in turn triggered the main garage light and caught both of us in full glory lol.
oh my that is funny and I can see ya now..
Anyway, anyone here tonight? I brought some snacks and a movie.
Come to my hometown this week; there's a party that us locals know to avoid, yet the tourists flock to:
It's Elvisfest, the world's largest elvis festival. Yes, that is my town's claim to fame. Sad, sad, sad, lol
vwm top bloke :notworthy
dry sense of humor the best same as me and frankie boil
have you guys ever heard of teamspeak its a program online gamers use to talk to each other
we could set up a casinomesiter one if u want its free and people could get together and chat you can even have admins ect so u can kick troublemakers
I`m off U.F.O. spotting, following a lead from the local paper which released a photo of the sky, that only 6 hours previously had housed an authentic U.F.O...
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Absolutely amazing hey.
Wish Blonde was here, she could come with me .
I don't see a UFO, only a blue box, the party must be peaking! Party on..
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I am, so you buyin the first round