Who`s up for a party?:).


Awwwwww, cute:).

As everyone else is scared of telling their stories i`ll reveal another of mine..........

Many years ago I was around 18 and was seeing a girl whom I would state was the most fun girlfriends I have ever had, my parents were away on holiday and we had the house to ourselves, we had done the obligatory party thing on week one, and the house was spic and span, in readiness for their return which wasn`t for a good few hours yet. Earlier in the day we had watched this documentary about Eskimo`s and had sat there wondering what having sex must have been like (in my parents garage was a huge chest freezer that was always switched on but rarely had anything in it), anyway`s I had a little bit of weed left and thought best we smoke it before my parents returned.

So there we are, completely stoned, and Lynne started talking about the Eskimo`s and sex again and suggested we tried it in the freezer, so off we go, amongst a fit of giggles I suddenly went `Sssssch`, Lynne`s look of horror I still remember to this day as she looked at me and gurgled "Omg tell me your parents are not back" to which I replied, whilst pointing to an artificial white fur coat hanging up in the corner "No, look, a Polar bear", that was it the ensuing burst of laughter had completely covered up the noise of the mini bus that had just pulled up a bit down the road with my parents in and 4 friends they had been on holiday with.

Noticing the garage light was on they entered through the side door, which in turn triggered the main garage light and caught both of us in full glory lol.
 
Awwwwww, cute:).

As everyone else is scared of telling their stories i`ll reveal another of mine..........

Many years ago I was around 18 and was seeing a girl whom I would state was the most fun girlfriends I have ever had, my parents were away on holiday and we had the house to ourselves, we had done the obligatory party thing on week one, and the house was spic and span, in readiness for their return which wasn`t for a good few hours yet. Earlier in the day we had watched this documentary about Eskimo`s and had sat there wondering what having sex must have been like (in my parents garage was a huge chest freezer that was always switched on but rarely had anything in it), anyway`s I had a little bit of weed left and thought best we smoke it before my parents returned.

So there we are, completely stoned, and Lynne started talking about the Eskimo`s and sex again and suggested we tried it in the freezer, so off we go, amongst a fit of giggles I suddenly went `Sssssch`, Lynne`s look of horror I still remember to this day as she looked at me and gurgled "Omg tell me your parents are not back" to which I replied, whilst pointing to an artificial white fur coat hanging up in the corner "No, look, a Polar bear", that was it the ensuing burst of laughter had completely covered up the noise of the mini bus that had just pulled up a bit down the road with my parents in and 4 friends they had been on holiday with.

Noticing the garage light was on they entered through the side door, which in turn triggered the main garage light and caught both of us in full glory lol.
:lolup: oh my that is funny and I can see ya now..



Anyway, anyone here tonight? I brought some snacks and a movie.
 
As we are growing in momentum (ooer matron, that`s what she said, etc, etc,), we have believe it or not, started to accumulate a fan base and I have started to receive fan mail (well one letter tbh), and it`s from a Miss Lykes who owns her own pub in that peaceful little village in Hertfordshire - Tillet, and her idea is why not have a weekly `Reader`s Top Tip` just like those other gambling forums do in their off topic section :rolleyes:.

Well anyhow here is.....

Miss Ivy Lykes,
The Cock Inn,
Tillet,
Herts.

Top tip which is.........Instead of buying expensive binoculars, just stand closer to the thing you want to look at.

Awesome top tip there, tyvm Ivy.
 
Current Weather in Colchester, Essex, UK.


Date & Time 27 July 2012 01:36
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14.4 °C
last hour -0.6 °C Min.(01:22)
14.4 °C Max.(00:02)
15.2 °C Average
14.8 °C
Ground Temp. current
16.0 °C
last hour -0.3 °C Min.(01:02)
15.9 °C Max.(00:06)
16.5 °C Average
16.2 °C
Humidity current
85 % Min.(00:02)
81 % Max.(01:36)
85 % Average
83 %
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1013 hPa
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Wind current
2.9 mph
NE Max.(00:57)
3.5 mph
NE Average today
2.0 mph
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today 0.0 mm
this month 122.1 mm
rain days this month 17 days
last rain 05:27 21/07/2012
5 days, 20 hours, 9 minutes
Visibility dark ! - 6-10 km Cloud Height 383 m
Sun
Sun rise 05:11
Sun set 20:53
Moon
Moon rise 15:32
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Moon phase Ý 58%
(0% = New moon, 100% = Full moon)
Next full moon 04:28 2. August 2012
Next new moon 16:55 17. August 2012

Around 60 °F, how the hell you guys in Nevada etc cope with a lot hotter than this, for a lot longer of the year, hell knows, my sleep pattern sucks at best, this heat makes me fidget in bed, fidgeting in turn wakes me up, damn, what would I give for that old chest freezer I mentioned a few posts ago ;).
 
Come to my hometown this week; there's a party that us locals know to avoid, yet the tourists flock to:
It's Elvisfest, the world's largest elvis festival. Yes, that is my town's claim to fame. Sad, sad, sad, lol
 
Come to my hometown this week; there's a party that us locals know to avoid, yet the tourists flock to:
It's Elvisfest, the world's largest elvis festival. Yes, that is my town's claim to fame. Sad, sad, sad, lol

Lol, my town`s claim to fame (bar being the source of at least two nursery rhymes) is a traditional yearly Oyster feast :rolleyes:, as we all know it is largely accepted that Oyster`s are aphrodisiacs, an aspect I somewhat refute as I remember eating 12 one night and only 4 of them worked :eek2:.

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No Party for me, I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo bloooooodddddyyyyyyy tired, I never slept all night thanks to playing slots, which I couldn't drag meself away from,

It started from a £40 deposit in Boyles, crept up to £112 very fast, and just as fast back to £0 ( I should have withdrawn the ton again:rolleyes:)

Then £20 into Gala, gone in literally seconds to a few minutes:mad:

At this point I was regretting not taking the ton, and being down £60, I wanted to win soooooooooooooo badly, so I decided to play on JJP (because on Tuesday I deposited £30 into it and built my balance up to £140 which I played away again:rolleyes:) as I LOVE that ruby slippers slot, seen countless vids on youtube of people in Uncle Sams country winning from it.

So I deposited £20 gone, deposited another £20 gone, then with me last £20 deposited I won the win on it, phew, took what I had won,

(those slots are soooo bloody hard to pull yourself away from)

But the second win at JPP, I don't know if it was the tiredness not making me think straight, I continued playing til I played the whole thing away, normally I wouldn't do this when I withdrawn such a high amount (in terms of my deposit) earlier, but by god it was entertaining:D The slots there were so cruel to me in the past, I only started playing again at JPP once I seen 'The Ruby Slippers' slot.

Then I deposited another £20 in JPP today around 4 oclock, it kept me playing for no less than 3 hours, only managed to build my balance up to £80, couldn't get any great wins.

Sorry for rambling, right now I'm the death of the party, phone up the producer of the walking dead, tell him or her there is a zombie typing here that he/she could use in the show:eek2:
 
vwm top bloke :notworthy
dry sense of humor the best same as me and frankie boil
have you guys ever heard of teamspeak its a program online gamers use to talk to each other
we could set up a casinomesiter one if u want its free and people could get together and chat you can even have admins ect so u can kick troublemakers
 
vwm top bloke :notworthy
dry sense of humor the best same as me and frankie boil
have you guys ever heard of teamspeak its a program online gamers use to talk to each other
we could set up a casinomesiter one if u want its free and people could get together and chat you can even have admins ect so u can kick troublemakers

Yep used teamspeak a lot in my old mmo days, but kinda pointless for me atm as it`s all drawing to a close afa online gambling goes, so don`t think i`ll be around for much longer :(.
 
Had a good week last week online. The biggest win is back to my card, and not yet sent out, so I can't get silly. But I do have a little in my Skrill, so there are a couple of bonus offers out there with my name on it I think.

Hoping to hit the B&M Sunday, which always ends up being a bit of a booze up for me and my pal. So taking it easy tonight, there's only so much party my old liver can stand.
 

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