After my last few days of obliviousness I have a vague recollection of actually speaking to God and was permitted to ask him one question, so, I duly asked him what I believe to be the most important question possible......
`Hey God, wassup, nice place you have here?`.
"Hi Roy, your question please".
`Ooops sorry, my bad, okay here it comes, the Duck Billed Platypus, wtf is all that about man?".
"Well Roy, think back to when you were young and playing with a Lego or Meccano construction set, and when you had built the respective item there were always a few bits and pieces left over, does that answer your question Roy?".
`Yes God tyvm`.
"Anything else I can help you with Roy?".
`Mmm, now you mention it, yes there is, women`s breasts and gravity`.
"Goodbye Roy".
`Ohhh, laters God`.
Sorry girls, I tried .