what to do instead of gambling?

wanda5

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thanks! you just put me in check...i need to go grocery shopping & do some laundry...my mind has a broken timer when it comes to the internet...hours go by & feel like minutes. I sometimes jump up & pretend to be cleaning when my husband gets home HA!:lolup:
 

cheekymonkey

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gamble or go for a walk? yeah but it's raining, what the heck I'm gonna go for that walk and a nice cigar :p

what you gonna do ?

Download even more porn and see how many of the same faces keep on popping up! :p

Oh yeah, I know her, I've seen her before! :D
 

whooosh

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gamble or go for a walk? yeah but it's raining, what the heck I'm gonna go for that walk and a nice cigar :p

what you gonna do ?

don't walk! run! i started running about 3 years ago and i've finished my first marathon this year. running is the perfect substitute for gambling: it takes lots of time and sometimes it hurts. but if you're doing well, it makes you feel great :)
 

Simmo!

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don't walk! run! i started running about 3 years ago and i've finished my first marathon this year. running is the perfect substitute for gambling:

You could download a mobile casino on your phone and take it with you. Set it to autoplay and see what is the most you can win during a 5 mile run each day :)



PS. j/k!
 

Rusty

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You could download a mobile casino on your phone and take it with you. Set it to autoplay and see what is the most you can win during a 5 mile run each day :)



PS. j/k!

:lolup::lolup: :icon_twis:lolup::lolup: bad simmo!
Is there a place in hell for Blue muppets?
If there is it probably involves oversized muppetier hands:eek:

I think running is a great idea to get way from gambling though.

Run.....run away!:thumbsup:
 

Bubble27

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Hahahahah!!! SIMMO YOUR FUNNY!
Loook at that idea! great!

hah

Running would be excellent, also relieving the mental stress from any loses. :p

But dont any of you work?

Or is it more like, work then gamble, work gamble sleep, gamble shit gamble eat etc.?
 

Tdoggy

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ahhhhh

Stop Gambling.... That could be a real possibilty in the USA :eek: I don't know what I would do :eek2: Running... Hmmm Iv'e done that before... It makes you feel great?? I can't remember that... I just remember being out of breath and tired as hell afterward... lol :p
 

Casinomeister

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Meister advice:

Play music.

Whenever I need a brain break, I can just swivel around 180 degrees and there's my Fender bass waiting for me to jam to some rockin' reggae beats.

Take whatever winnings you have and go to eBay (or whatever) and buy some beat up guitar. Learn to play your favorite songs and be a hit at the next beach party/camping trip. Chicks dig this :D
 

happygobrokey

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come now. i always imagined him sort of a more hippopotamus-y version of barney the dinosaur. maybe simmo's "clark kent/bruce wayne" really does don a simmo suit, possibly combating crime or even just struttin down the street bobbing his head to the beat of his ipod music. muppets should endorse ipod don't you think? or has elmo already sold out and done just that? the different sesames or muppets could be matched with colourful ipods in the ad...? i digress. i think there's a funny flash movie on youtube or elsewhere called like "emo elmo" or something. might be worth googling/youtubing. still not back on track. okay, sorry what's the thread about?

baking is fun. if you're after some instant gratification (to go gamble i mean), then go find a recipe (ahh the internet, what can't she do!) and make sure to add all your favourite ingredients, m&ms, pecans, sprinkles, cherries, ground up plant materials, such as cinnamon, nutmeg, lemon zest, etc. make up a tray of a dozen large m&m macadamia cookies or whatever, but do it right and make a decent size batch. you can thereafter associate the baked goods with abstaining from gambling, and when you feel the urge to play or want to reward yourself for a deposit-free week, have a cookie. if you make them large enough you could use icing to include some encouraging slogans on them to amplify this strategy. some suggestions:

"how many cookies to kick it?"
"one biscuit at a time, that's all you can do"
"eat me after a week clean from gambling" (write this on a particularly delicious-looking one, with lots of chocolate bits and nuts etc)
"the only reliable way to double your money is fold it in half"
"gambling is anti-christian, thus anti-american, thus terrorism"
"WWJ(Ferguson)D?" <--- (this slogan could actually sell on tshirts, stickers, etc. methinks)*
"casinos take a house edge, banks give interest"
"lives irreparably altered for five minutes of fun" (anyone not heard/lived that one before?)
"wann Sie zum Spinnen beginnen, werden Sie nie gewinnen" (or in english)
"when you begin to spin, you'll never win"
"gleich wird's besser, einfach jetz vergnuegen Sie mich" (alles richtig oder?)
"things will be better, right now just simply enjoy me" (is everything right there?)
"Rheindampfschifffahrtsgeschaeftskapitan" (no auto text wrapping with icing hehe, also no meaningful translation)
"how many words could i possibly fit on this cookie, not as many as i'd like, maybe a finer icing tip is in order"


*first dibbs and/or royalties if/when this gets made lol (just did a quick google in case maybe i just THINK i made it up, but i think i'm good since it only returned one page, of what 18 billion pages on the net?)
 
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Simmo!

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Learn to play your favorite songs and be a hit at the next beach party/camping trip. Chicks dig this :D

Nah thats an urban myth. There's usually a collective groan at any beach party/camping trip I've ever been to where someone turns up with a guitar. And if it was a bass guitar, I'd make my excuses there and then ;)
 

Casinomeister

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Nah thats an urban myth. There's usually a collective groan at any beach party/camping trip I've ever been to where someone turns up with a guitar. And if it was a bass guitar, I'd make my excuses there and then ;)
I'm not talking about singing hippie love songs, dude. And I'm talking six string - not about a bass :D

Or how about a banjo! :p
 

babs7262

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Ummmm

Hmmm Watching porno? what about having some real sex? You know....hiding the salami, pig in the blanket? swallowing the sword? Ok, Ill stop LOL

Actually Ive been wallking everyday and I chat on some groups like here plus I have on demand cable. Really, since I only play about $20 a day, it's not a huge part of my life but if I ever hit the lottery.......Ill probably gamble a bit more!
 

Sodax77

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...what about having some real sex?...

...And gambling :eek: :
1-2 PC's / Laptops
and positions... hmm.. ok, i know few...
so both can play :D

So, if you win a BIG :eek2: - you win twice! (...after all)

No losing streaks (...kind of) :p


umm... ok, i just woke up... :oops:
 
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