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@steveh35 you didn’t miss out on much... :laugh:

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Ahhhh the good old mystery of what happens to people in that 10 seconds between registering and the battle starting :p

I know there are people that deliberately register and don't spin. I once saw someone bragging about it in the battle chat.

The same sort of people who piss all over the toilet seat them laugh at themselves in the bathroom mirror, Idiots! :rolleyes:
 
13 here, also better than last week.

I'm most interested in the Wild Turkey rewards. Hitting a Wild Heist bonus will have the same difficulty level as trying to thread the eye of a needle whilst wearing a blindfold.

Easy peasy then!

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Why do I continue to play these pointless Thursday battle nights. Total waste of time...... To earn what a few pence from the few pointless rewards you get. When I deposit hundreds a week. Seriously just not worth it what so ever. It is just a waste of time........

I seriously will not be playing the Thursday battles anymore unless they either 1: change the timeframe so it is 6 or 8 hours or 2: add slots that are 20p-50p slots and also add 10/20/30man battles. That is the only way they will be worthwhile. So @Team.Videoslots - consider me gone from taking part in these pointless Thursday battle nights..............
 
Why do I continue to play these pointless Thursday battle nights. Total waste of time...... To earn what a few pence from the few pointless rewards you get. When I deposit hundreds a week. Seriously just not worth it what so ever. It is just a waste of time........

I seriously will not be playing the Thursday battles anymore unless they either 1: change the timeframe so it is 6 or 8 hours or 2: add slots that are 20p-50p slots and also add 10/20/30man battles. That is the only way they will be worthwhile. So @Team.Videoslots - consider me gone from taking part in these pointless Thursday battle nights..............

So 4 hours gives you a few pence, but somehow 6 or 8 hours would make it worth it?
A few pence x2 = a bunch of pence?

We would all like to see 50p slots in the sng:s.
Dont see it happening tho.
 
It's just law of diminishing returns. We somehow believe accruing dozens of Rewards equal insta- good payouts, when in reality it's just a war of attrition.

I've had tons of Rewards yield zippo and a couple of Rewards produce massive bonuses. Length doesn't mean satisfaction (ooh-err)
 
It's just law of diminishing returns. We somehow believe accruing dozens of Rewards equal insta- good payouts, when in reality it's just a war of attrition.

I've had tons of Rewards yield zippo and a couple of Rewards produce massive bonuses. Length doesn't mean satisfaction (ooh-err)

Not with high variance games, no. However, if they were to choose some lower variance game choices you would be able to be more sure that the total end result would be more befitting of the rewards amassed.
 
Well think about it. Why on earth are they worthwhile to players who deposit a lot each week and do spins of 0.40p-1.00p per spin in real play. then come Thursday you get 4 hours of battles that are usually on rubbish 10p slots or rarely 20p slots and they pick the worst slots they can as well on purpose just to make us have less chance of actually winning anything decent from the rewards we do win.

So again I have had dreadful luck in the Tuesday madness battle 7 weeks in a row not even placed. Each week I scored not even 500 points. Which was an rtp of 50% or less. And the last few weeks of Thursday battles I have not even managed to average 2 rewards an hour............ That includes tonight's as well, averaged again 2 rewards per hour :( They just are not worth it...........

At least the battle weekends are more worthwhile because they run for 48 hours. Yeah they still pick the worst slots. But at least we can get a lot more rewards.
 
I thought that Thunderkick ice-cream slot struck the right balance of Reward.....rewards.

But I'm afraid those days are scone forever

Well if I was head of customer satisfaction/retention etc I'd be putting a high variance and low variance together as sit n go games. Something for everyone. If the HV game doesn't pay out you'll get a few quid from the low variance rewards.
 
I obviously couldn't qualify to save my life but from an objective standpoint I thought Wild Turkey was quite a good choice!

And Wild Heist is one of the best TK games in recent memory, and has produced aforementioned big bonuses on minimal Rewardage
 
I obviously couldn't qualify to save my life but from an objective standpoint I thought Wild Turkey was quite a good choice!

And Wild Heist is one of the best TK games in recent memory, and has produced aforementioned big bonuses on minimal Rewardage

Wild Turkey is a good game, I agree.

Less said about Wild Heist, the better- it's genuinely easier to bonus Bonanza.
 
As expected, my rewards were pants :p

40p from my Wild Heist rewards :eek: But, if you look above, I did see it coming :rolleyes:

Thats more than one could say for my blindfolded girlfriend, heeeyo!

Just kidding, i dont have a girlfriend, or a blindfold :(

My rewards were good tho.
Highlight was a turkey bonus for €15
 
Thats more than one could say for my blindfolded girlfriend, heeeyo!

Just kidding, i dont have a girlfriend, or a blindfold :(

My rewards were good tho.
Highlight was a turkey bonus for €15

I knew it was game over as soon as I hit that 600x+ bonus in the battle.

If there's one thing I've learned across 10 years of slotting it's that slots go deader than dead after a massive hit on them.

Enjoy your winnings buddy :thumbsup:
 
Why do I continue to play these pointless Thursday battle nights. Total waste of time...... To earn what a few pence from the few pointless rewards you get. When I deposit hundreds a week. Seriously just not worth it what so ever. It is just a waste of time........

I seriously will not be playing the Thursday battles anymore unless they either 1: change the timeframe so it is 6 or 8 hours or 2: add slots that are 20p-50p slots and also add 10/20/30man battles. That is the only way they will be worthwhile. So @Team.Videoslots - consider me gone from taking part in these pointless Thursday battle nights..............

Good riddance. :rolleyes:

You have nothing but negative comments, constant whining and hilarious complaints. You said now dozens of times "deposit xx, not worth it, waste of time", yet here you are week in, week out complaining.

IF you dislike the battles so much, then why take part in the first place? Do you like to aggravate yourself on purpose? :confused:
 
Hah! I played one WH battle earlier whilst sat on the loo during my break. Just got home and logged in to see a 4 spin reward waiting for me. 100% return!

It paid a whole zero pence :laugh:

I don’t mind though, just before leaving for work this afternoon I had a quick dabble on DOA with the couple of quid in my balance and it chucked in a quick bonus that paid really well.

Bitter sweet though, after 4 spins it looked like this:

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8 spins to get either the wildline or 5 extra spins. It delivered neither! it did pay ok though for 653x

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Why do I continue to play these pointless Thursday battle nights. Total waste of time...... To earn what a few pence from the few pointless rewards you get. When I deposit hundreds a week. Seriously just not worth it what so ever. It is just a waste of time........

I seriously will not be playing the Thursday battles anymore unless they either 1: change the timeframe so it is 6 or 8 hours or 2: add slots that are 20p-50p slots and also add 10/20/30man battles. That is the only way they will be worthwhile. So @Team.Videoslots - consider me gone from taking part in these pointless Thursday battle nights..............

nobody cares if you play or you dont play SNGs. VS either for sure.
if you check in this thread , every Thursday and every other VS Battle someone is making some cash, one way or another, just read the post above the most recent example.

if you are un-lucky and so unhappy with your winnings, change your strategy, casino or whatever , I dont care, but there was no point to your post to begin with, total waste of time :thumbsup:
 
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catch a boat over here, and maybe I can hook you up with those :rolleyes:

This sounds like one of those situations where one might lose a kidney.
The safer thing to do is probably to Mcgyver a blindfold out of a towel or something, and if i feel like i want to experience intimacy with a woman, i can just cry myself to sleep.

Besides, im not 100% convinced Finland exists.
Ill have to think about it.
 
This sounds like one of those situations where one might lose a kidney.
The safer thing to do is probably to Mcgyver a blindfold out of a towel or something, and if i feel like i want to experience intimacy with a woman, i can just cry myself to sleep.

Besides, im not 100% convinced Finland exists.
Ill have to think about it.


if you think a girl is inviting you over for your kidney no wonder you have no girlfriend........... :rolleyes:


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