Official Videoslots presents Battle of Slots!

[paul7388]

The P means professional. Which your's certainly isn't

 

[Kroffe]

Try sitting in one of these anti-manspreading chairs, hot off the press

Stupid chair doesnt even work. If anything, it made my manspreading even worse, since the pants broke and "lil pooh" broke free.

 

[Kroffe]

The P means professional. Which your's certainly isn't

Yeah, this looks super professional, you are right...

 

[dionysus]

well...

that was a monumental waste of a weekend; putting aside the general site errors and crashes, banged away an entire day and got 30 rewards; some rewards simply diappeared when loading
and while bonuses fell from the sky like mana during turnies, received only one in 30 rewards and THAT result got eaten when the game after redeeming a reward loaded in real at a dollar fifty

result: 4 bucks
wooty toots
im gonna go watch po..er....tv

 

[paul7388]

Now Kroffe you are literally taking the P.

 

[goatwack]

well...

that was a monumental waste of a weekend; putting aside the general site errors and crashes, banged away an entire day and got 30 rewards; some rewards simply diappeared when loading
and while bonuses fell from the sky like mana during turnies, received only one in 30 rewards and THAT result got eaten when the game after redeeming a reward loaded in real at a dollar fifty

result: 4 bucks
wooty toots
im gonna go watch po..er....tv

I remember those days

 

[dionysus]

I remember those days

I don't



sniffle

 

[Kroffe]

Now Kroffe you are literally taking the P.

Dont worry, i would never use that picture. It felt so unprofessional.
But im no monster Paul, and to prove it, i improved your picture free of charge.
No need to thank me, karma will work something out.7

 

[goatwack]

Dont worry, i would never use that picture. It felt so unprofessional.
But im no monster Paul, and to prove it, i improved your picture free of charge.
No need to thank me, karma will work something out.7

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That's just wrong man

I mean look at the colour of the stream

 

[SteveBr]

I know it won’t stay anywhere near there, but this should be the third money freeroll today where I get something back. Had £1.99, £31+ and whatever this one pays today...

 

[Kroffe]

That's just wrong man

I mean look at the colour of the stream

Bu but.. its yellow?

 

[IM_SPORTS]

its like they lower the rtp on the game for the battle weekend.
must of played 200 spins from rewards and of course no wins of note
happens every thursday and battle weekend same story

 

[IM_SPORTS]

who has actually won something from the rewards ?

 

[Kroffe]

who has actually won something from the rewards ?

Its a bit too warm today for me to get into my tinfoil-gear, but i agree the game is performing much much better in the battles.
Bonuses come fairly often, and if not that, atleast you get close.
But with the rewards its 95% deadspins.

 

[IM_SPORTS]

well i honestly don't care its my opinion and i honestly believe the game plays totally different on thsi battle weekend
must be over 150 spins from rewards i havent even hit the 42 target needed one time.
of course in the freeroll i get it all the time

 

[goatwack]

Bu but.. its yellow?

Yours is.....yellow?

( )

 

[Kroffe]

Yours is.....yellow?

( )

Are you implying there should be something other than pee coming out?
If thats the case, urine trouble buddy!

 

[SteveBr]

Anyone else annoyed with the way the Tome of Madness voiceover bloke says ‘Abyss’?

WTF Is an ‘Obyss’!?

It actually hurts each time he says it now

 

[Kroffe]

Anyone else annoyed with the way the Tome of Madness voiceover bloke says ‘Abyss’?

WTF Is an ‘Obyss’!?

It actually hurts each time he says it now

This game has sound?

Edit: I can feel smoe of the posvitiity i lsot eailrer is cnimog bkca. Fnuod smoe icerceam taht i had fottogren atuob. Oh, and if you are hnivag trbuole reidang tsih, you mhgit be dystcelic.

 

[paul7388]

Anyone else annoyed with the way the Tome of Madness voiceover bloke says ‘Abyss’?

WTF Is an ‘Obyss’!?

It actually hurts each time he says it now

I play all sots with sound off lol.

 

[SteveBr]

Apart from that pronunciation abomination, I quite like the sound in this game. It’s very atmospheric.

I couldn’t play slots with the sound off, some bonus notification sounds get me going. I’m easily pleased.

 

[Kroffe]

Apart from that pronunciation abomination, I quite like the sound in this game. It’s very atmospheric.

I couldn’t play slots with the sound off, some bonus notification sounds get me going. I’m easily pleased.

I play with sound if im playing "for real", but now with the battles i fear the sound would haunt me with the amount of battles.
I need some relaxing music to not go insane. =)

 

[Kroffe]

4 battles in a row, with 2 bonuses in each of them.
Woah, now is the time to strike. Played 4 rewards, got 10c.
This is fun, im enjoying this, Hahahahahwwuuuaaaahh

 

[deleted_user-20231116]

4 battles in a row, with 2 bonuses in each of them.
Woah, now is the time to strike. Played 4 rewards, got 10c.
This is fun, im enjoying this, Hahahahahwwuuuaaaahh


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Sounds very familiar!

 

[dionysus]

eeeeevery slot
eeeeeeeevery turnie


nowhere else online ie cm, mail etc

 

[Kroffe]

eeeeevery slot
eeeeeeeevery turnie


nowhere else online ie cm, mail etc

When things are slow, i recommend listening to some mongolian music to calm your nerves.
Activate subtitles, unless you speak mongolian.



If you for some reason are to calm, here is something with a bit more speed.
And its uh, also music i think.

 

[dionysus]

i just kick the dog


no..not really

 

[goatwack]

Babymetal are good as it happens, we saw them support the Chili Peppers at Wembley back in '16!

Certainly unlike any other openers I'd seen before. Most kinda wanted them off about 4 songs in. But still

 

[Kroffe]

Babymetal are good as it happens, we saw them support the Chili Peppers at Wembley back in '16!

Certainly unlike any other openers I'd seen before. Most kinda wanted them off about 4 songs in. But still

Its pretty upbeat, and i can imagine they put on quite a show.
But, are they in a rut or something? I feel they should have advanced to toddler metal by now if they were doing baby metal already 2016.
But then again, its impossible to tell the age of japanese women. They look 20 until they turn 70, then they look 130.

Edit: found photo evidence.

 

[goatwack]

Its pretty upbeat, and i can imagine they put on quite a show.
But, are they in a rut or something? I feel they should have advanced to toddler metal by now if they were doing baby metal already 2016.
But then again, its impossible to tell the age of japanese women. They look 20 until they turn 70, then they look 130.

Hmm yes, that much is true. They look unaffected by age.....possibly robots

 

[Kroffe]

Hmm yes, that much is true. They look unaffected by age.....possibly robots

Ah, like Mark Zuckerberg.
But i feel like they would have the technology to make something more humanlike there.

 

[maniski]

First 10 man battle...gone... now website fckd again..

Beautiful Battle weekend...

 

[dionysus]

ya broke for me but back again

 

[IM_SPORTS]

has anyone won anything from the rewards yet I would love to know.

 

[nikantw]

All rewards dead spins but 3 bonus of 5, 4, 3 euro each. One of the worst weekends so far.

Edit: Sunday morning is usually like this for me

 

[IM_SPORTS]

All rewards dead spins but 3 bonus of 5, 4, 3 euro each. One of the worst weekends so far.

just what I expected to hear yet I can't even get a bonus on the game. must be 170 spins now
not even a single win over 10x, very dead spins and total from rewards 5 euro

 

[steveh35]

I used up all my rewards instead of collecting them and started just doing the spin the rewards when you win them and did not get one feature ALL night from any rewards.

Now sit back and take that in not one reward did I get enough to actually trigger any feature, now there is something wrong there when that happens I was actually doing quite well in the battles themselves getting frequent features to win 4, 5 or 6 free spins but to not get any from actually playing them seems to me very weird.

 

[dionysus]

I used up all my rewards instead of collecting them and started just doing the spin the rewards when you win them and did not get one feature ALL night from any rewards.

Now sit back and take that in not one reward did I get enough to actually trigger any feature, now there is something wrong there when that happens I was actually doing quite well in the battles themselves getting frequent features to win 4, 5 or 6 free spins but to not get any from actually playing them seems to me very weird.

42 rewards
one feature
battles? dropped like it was Christmas

 

[steveh35]

42 rewards
one feature
battles? dropped like it was Christmas

This has actually put me off the battle weekend I have had no motivation to build up the rewards like I normally do and I have no desire now to want to achieve the 2500xp next month, deposit has been reduced to minimum and looking at playing elsewhere now with higher rtp. Battle weekend used to be fun and exciting and profitable not anymore.

10p cheap game, slow to load, having to adjust the bet everytime, (netent you don't need to) nothing when you play them.

 

[steveh35]

Was just thinking last August it was Sizzling Spins at 20p, Sunset Delight at 10p and Totems which I think was 10p and that was fun constant battles for 2 days and thinking it was gonna be sizzling spins that gave the biggest reward when Sunset Delight did I think. That was when battle weekend was at it's best now this game for 2 days "MADNESS, PHENOMENAL, INSANE"

 

[nikantw]

On the bright side we have the comps from our lovely members on remarkable thread and the funny posts everywhere, to make things better.

 

[spoo42]

I love the battle weekends and was disappointed to miss this one, but from everything I'm reading it looks like I dodged this one

Didn't think the game was too bad when I gave it a play a week or so ago, but seems it's not going down too well this weekend.

Well theyve put 2 games for happy hours next week which is a nice improvement , maybe we can have 2 or 3 next battle weekend

 

[IM_SPORTS]

Something is WRONG with the game when you play with REWARDS

 

[steveh35]

Something is WRONG with the game when you play with REWARDS

certainly is won't disagree with you there

 

[IM_SPORTS]

now I will just keep my rewards till after the battle weekend ends

 

[geordiecolin]

Well That is not dead can feck off soon

 

[steveh35]

Why does the voiceover on this game keep saying he needs a piss and his life is a void.

 

[bamberfishcake]

After reading these posts I am eagerly anticipating using my rewards.

The game spining on a higher value when you click to enter a game seems to be a trend with some games. If I was not so eager and more of a cynic I would say they are designed to catch you out. I have been caught out with this a few times on different games. All games should start with bottom values when you enter in my opinion.

There also seems to be a trend of putting these pony games in the battles now. I still love Videoslots and cant find a better reward scheme that works as well for me but from these comments its clear to see the games are not popular of late.

Edit: An afterthought - we did have Book of Dead and Narcos battle weekend in June. I take back my point about popular choice - that was a good one for me!

 

[steveh35]

After reading these posts I am eagerly anticipating using my rewards.

The game spining on a higher value when you click to enter a game seems to be a trend with some games. If I was not so eager and more of a cynic I would say they are designed to catch you out. I have been caught out with this a few times on different games. All games should start with bottom values when you enter in my opinion.

There also seems to be a trend of putting these pony games in the battles now. I still love Videoslots and cant find a better reward scheme that works as well for me but from these comments its clear to see the games are not popular of late.

Edit: An afterthought - we did have Book of Dead and Narcos battle weekend in June. I take back my point about popular choice - that was a good one for me!

NetEnt battles are not so much of a chore the game remembers the last bet so you don't have to change it, the menu option allows the opening titles sequence to be removed and the rewards can all be played back to back. PlayNGo they load slow, the bet is fixed on opening, the rewards cannot be played back to back and the rtp is low.

 

[dionysus]

I am not so much a cynic and do believe in the legitimacy of games from up and up providers
but man, last 2 days would tempt a saint
after battles, 1k totals, bonuses maybe every 10-25 spins was ready to attack the game in real
rewards and real; geez, 43 rewards is what....250-300 approx spins? sh.. return
ah well

and do hate the forgetting the last wager, grr

and yup, that OH-byss drives me bonkers...could the studio not afford an editor or talent?