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No one should drink any beer other than German ones, Belgian a close-ish second.
So this is not you in the photo.
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No one should drink any beer other than German ones, Belgian a close-ish second.
The weird thing is Australia has only had 79 cases of Coronavirus so far much less than a lot of places.
So there is no need for them to panic buy anyway.
You clearly missed the youtube video I put on a previous page
Funny, I was thinking about that horrific stuff from Jeyes only the other day when this bog roll business all started. We had it for a couple of years at Primary school and I still haven't worked out what twat invented it, how anyone ever bought it and how it wasn't banned.
Funny, I was thinking about that horrific stuff from Jeyes only the other day when this bog roll business all started. We had it for a couple of years at Primary school and I still haven't worked out what twat invented it, how anyone ever bought it and how it wasn't banned.
The idea of ass-wipe is that it absorbs and removes any foulness after a couple or more fresh handfuls or whatever. That stuff would simply smear it around your ass crack and slide off. So you used it more firmly and the hard crispy edges then striated your sphincter which could then cause infections. I used to time it so I had a dump either before or after school so seldom assaulted my back passage with it.
If I did need to log-out at school, I would pray it would be one of those 'phantom turds' that would be so hard and relatively clean it would plunge in and disappear around the U-bend if I got the trajectory right.
Very true - take codeine and you'll never need to wipe your ass as it's like dropping a smooth lead weight.Should you ever find yourself in short supply, there is always good old co-codamol aka TFTUTl, remember?
I went to Woolworths to get a few things and this was late at night when they were filing the shelves with everything except toilet paper. The shelves were completely empty with a sign saying "one pack per customer"
I asked one of the workers " so no toilet paper I see" she just giggled and said no
I am getting really mad now and takes me a lot to get mad but this is over the top craziness