Video footage of Aussie's fighting over toilet paper

[pinnit2014]

No one should drink any beer other than German ones, Belgian a close-ish second.

So this is not you in the photo.

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[thr0b]

The weird thing is Australia has only had 79 cases of Coronavirus so far much less than a lot of places.

So there is no need for them to panic buy anyway.

population-wise, that’s on a par with the UK. Barely anyone lives there, given the size of the country.

 

[steveh35]

OMG if they not rowing over toilet paper they now rowing over a cough.

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[The Viking]

i wonder where that sign is

 

[dionysus]

mostly seen this one above coming from my AUS friends

 

[Guntis]

 

[goatwack]

Can't fault his method. Might give it a test run without the paper later

 

[steveh35]

You clearly missed the youtube video I put on a previous page

 

[Guntis]

You clearly missed the youtube video I put on a previous page

Found it and watched it just now, but to me that Chris Roberts sounds much funnier with his way of explanation .

My girlfriend showed me this video whilst I was having dinner

 

[mina1929]

Yesterday I went to our local IGA and yes empty shelves again, they are still doing it even after they have been educated on it

We have home deliveries, online shopping....

This poor old pensioner lady who only shops once a fortnight couldn't get any toilet paper. It is so sad to see that people are so selfish.

Some shops have changed the rules from 4 packs down to two packs of toilet paper per person.

 

[goatwack]

Saddest part is, the satire is so strong with what's happening in Australia right now, yet they wouldn't even know what that is, such is the.......'wit' and self-awareness of these paper-pilfering morons

 

[mina1929]

The media is not helping announcing that we are heading towards recession

 

[goatwack]

That's the thing, one minute you're flush then it all goes to sh

 

[dunover]

Funny, I was thinking about that horrific stuff from Jeyes only the other day when this bog roll business all started. We had it for a couple of years at Primary school and I still haven't worked out what twat invented it, how anyone ever bought it and how it wasn't banned.

The idea of ass-wipe is that it absorbs and removes any foulness after a couple or more fresh handfuls or whatever. That stuff would simply smear it around your ass crack and slide off. So you used it more firmly and the hard crispy edges then striated your sphincter which could then cause infections. I used to time it so I had a dump either before or after school so seldom assaulted my back passage with it.

If I did need to log-out at school, I would pray it would be one of those 'phantom turds' that would be so hard and relatively clean it would plunge in and disappear around the U-bend if I got the trajectory right.

 

[Jono777]

Funny, I was thinking about that horrific stuff from Jeyes only the other day when this bog roll business all started. We had it for a couple of years at Primary school and I still haven't worked out what twat invented it, how anyone ever bought it and how it wasn't banned.

The idea of ass-wipe is that it absorbs and removes any foulness after a couple or more fresh handfuls or whatever. That stuff would simply smear it around your ass crack and slide off. So you used it more firmly and the hard crispy edges then striated your sphincter which could then cause infections. I used to time it so I had a dump either before or after school so seldom assaulted my back passage with it.

If I did need to log-out at school, I would pray it would be one of those 'phantom turds' that would be so hard and relatively clean it would plunge in and disappear around the U-bend if I got the trajectory right.

Should you ever find yourself in short supply, there is always good old co-codamol aka TFTUTl, remember?

 

[dunover]

Should you ever find yourself in short supply, there is always good old co-codamol aka TFTUTl, remember?

Very true - take codeine and you'll never need to wipe your ass as it's like dropping a smooth lead weight.

 

[goatwack]

Ass we've reached a new crescendo in intellectual debate it's only fitting we all spread some of our favourite toilet scenes in cinema.

It can only get better from here on in lads

 

[dionysus]

gosh, I cant even think of a toilet paper scene


does this count as tissue or TP was likely used off-screen

um....i opted out of the video clip for obv reasons

 

[geordiecolin]

I've hit on the perfect money making new gambling scam

 

[irish-ranger]

“Wankers”

 

[mina1929]

I went to Woolworths to get a few things and this was late at night when they were filing the shelves with everything except toilet paper. The shelves were completely empty with a sign saying "one pack per customer"

I asked one of the workers " so no toilet paper I see" she just giggled and said no

I am getting really mad now and takes me a lot to get mad but this is over the top craziness

 

[goatwack]

That is unbelievable, crazy even

I thought Woolworths went bust years ago!

 

[pinnit2014]

I went to Woolworths to get a few things and this was late at night when they were filing the shelves with everything except toilet paper. The shelves were completely empty with a sign saying "one pack per customer"

I asked one of the workers " so no toilet paper I see" she just giggled and said no

I am getting really mad now and takes me a lot to get mad but this is over the top craziness

This woolworths?

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[pinnit2014]

Damn, the goat got there first...

 

[mina1929]

To be fair, he had a


This woolworths?

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No, this one

 

[goatwack]

Damn, the goat got there first...

You can't mess with my life's calling

 

[goatwack]

No, this one

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Urgh

it's snot green

 

[pinnit2014]

No, this one

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Does it do these?

It'd be 3 million infected if you still had snotty kids (and adults) dipping into these

 

[goatwack]

Does it do these?

It'd be 3 million infected if you still had snotty kids (and adults) dipping into these

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That was literally my next lined-up joke, along the lines of Pick n Mix

Bit spooky really

 

[pinnit2014]

That was literally my next lined-up joke, along the lines of Pick n Mix

Bit spooky really

Did it sell anything else?

Think they did CD's near the end with a mark up of 75%

 

[goatwack]

Did it sell anything else?

Think they did CD's near the end with a mark up of 75%

I did a Christmas stint in Woolworths, let's just say they sell everything, badly

CDs & DVDs were usually dispensed by the old crone round the corner upstairs. I remember once paying £15 for Downfall, cheerful film that

 

[geordiecolin]

I went to Woolworths to get a few things and this was late at night when they were filing the shelves with everything except toilet paper. The shelves were completely empty with a sign saying "one pack per customer"

I asked one of the workers " so no toilet paper I see" she just giggled and said no

I am getting really mad now and takes me a lot to get mad but this is over the top craziness

I recommend that you commandeer one roll of bog paper per day every day from work until its all ( pardon the pun) blown over

 

[geordiecolin]

Did it sell anything else?

Think they did CD's near the end with a mark up of 75%

And K-Tel albums

 

[goatwack]

I recommend that you commandeer one roll of bog paper per day every day from work until its all ( pardon the pun) blown over

Just so they can say "Times are tough, but you gotta roll with it"

 

[geordiecolin]

Just so they can say "Times are tough, but you gotta roll with it"

Are you talking about Oasis Soup?

 

[geordiecolin]

You get a roll with it

 

[mina1929]

Not w

Does it do these?

It'd be 3 million infected if you still had snotty kids (and adults) dipping into these

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Not where I live

 

[mina1929]

Urgh

it's snot green

They are called the fresh food people.

Its actually a really good supermarket

 

[mina1929]

The best

 

[ladyhawke]

gosh, I cant even think of a toilet paper scene


does this count as tissue or TP was likely used off-screen

um....i opted out of the video clip for obv reasons

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There was definitely something a bit off about Mary....

No, this one

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We also have BigW, which is a division of the Woolworths group, and is more akin to the UK Woolies when it was around, in terms of goods sold.

No pick 'n mix though - I used to love my Friday binge at the sweeties counter. Sigh.

 

[mina1929]

Finished work and went to get a pink slip for my car and then I thought I might duck over to my local shop to see if there is any loo paper.

No luck again

 

[ladyhawke]

Finished work and went to get a pink slip for my car and then I thought I might duck over to my local shop to see if there is any loo paper.

No luck again

Got my pink slip yesterday as well, and then called in at Woolies on the way home - nothing.

Went back around 19:00 to see if anything had miraculously appeared, but again - nothing.

Talking to one of the fillers, he said that on Friday everything should be back to normal, and the best time to come in is between 15:00 - 16:00 as that is when they get the new deliveries. Yeah. RIght. Will believe that when I see it.

He also said a lot of people, in the absence of loo roll, are buying paper kitchen towels, which is why those shelves are empty.

If people really are flushing kitchen towels down the loo, then there is going to be a massive problem with the sewer system, as they don't break down.

A man and his wife who had bought two huge packets of loo roll each were being interviewed. When asked why so much, the man replied that it would be needed if they had to self-isolate for 2 weeks. The interviewer then asked how many packets of loo roll they normally use in a week - 4 rolls. So 8 rolls for 2 weeks, plus a few more as they will be at home all the time instead of working - maximum of 16 rolls to get them through the self-isolation period. Why then did they need 96 rolls?

The man struggled to answer, probably because there was no rational answer.

And this, folks, appears to be the mentality of us Aussies.

I give up.

 

[mina1929]

Got my pink slip yesterday as well, and then called in at Woolies on the way home - nothing.

Went back around 19:00 to see if anything had miraculously appeared, but again - nothing.

Talking to one of the fillers, he said that on Friday everything should be back to normal, and the best time to come in is between 15:00 - 16:00 as that is when they get the new deliveries. Yeah. RIght. Will believe that when I see it.

He also said a lot of people, in the absence of loo roll, are buying paper kitchen towels, which is why those shelves are empty.

If people really are flushing kitchen towels down the loo, then there is going to be a massive problem with the sewer system, as they don't break down.

A man and his wife who had bought two huge packets of loo roll each were being interviewed. When asked why so much, the man replied that it would be needed if they had to self-isolate for 2 weeks. The interviewer then asked how many packets of loo roll they normally use in a week - 4 rolls. So 8 rolls for 2 weeks, plus a few more as they will be at home all the time instead of working - maximum of 16 rolls to get them through the self-isolation period. Why then did they need 96 rolls?

The man struggled to answer, probably because there was no rational answer.

And this, folks, appears to be the mentality of us Aussies.

I give up.

That is the exact time I went to the shops to my surprise there were tissues there

 

[goatwack]

Finished work and went to get a pink slip for my car and then I thought I might duck over to my local shop to see if there is any loo paper.

No luck again

Looks like you're shit out of luck

 

[mina1929]

Looks like you're shit out of luck

Maybe today, I am being hopeful

 

[Kroffe]

Does it do these?

It'd be 3 million infected if you still had snotty kids (and adults) dipping into these

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But those are the best.
We call it "lösviktsgodis" in Sweden.

And instead of boosting infection-rates, id like to think anyone buying candy from those containers on a regular basis has an impenetrable immune system.
Nom nom nom

 

[paul7388]

But those are the best.
We call it "lösviktsgodis" in Sweden.

And instead of boosting infection-rates, id like to think anyone buying candy from those containers on a regular basis has an impenetrable immune system.
Nom nom nom

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So glad you posted that. After you saying you do not get real chips in Sweden i worried what i could eat if i ended up there for some reason.

But so good to see you actually sell decent stuff i could eat all day.

 

[goatwack]

Wow. Lösviktsgodis looks almost the same as our Pick n Mix found in this country, except sanitized, edible, and without used needles or condoms

 

[Kroffe]

Wow. Lösviktsgodis looks almost the same as our Pick n Mix found in this country, except sanitized, edible, and without used needles or condoms

Altho i have not seen any needles or condoms in them, i tend to stay away from the two bottom rows, since those are in toddler-territory.
Not that grown-ups are much better when it comes to that sort of thing.

But its so nice being able to pick out a bag of candies where every single one is your favorite.
And the mix of sour,chocolate,gummys etc.

 

[ternur]

Altho i have not seen any needles or condoms in them, i tend to stay away from the two bottom rows, since those are in toddler-territory.
Not that grown-ups are much better when it comes to that sort of thing.

But its so nice being able to pick out a bag of candies where every single one is your favorite.
And the mix of sour,chocolate,gummys etc.

Salty liquorice all the way then.