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I meet all these criteria. Where do I apply? :)

Ok GrandMaster, Simmo! (fast fingers) got to the point quicker than me. I'm gonna have to have some evidence on the looks part. If your avatar is even close to the real thing, I'm gonna have to disqualify you.
 
Sorry that lisp thing could potentially disqualify you unless your name is a reflection of your ...er....assets. Jury needs more information.

I think it just means he plays tennis, but isn't very good at it V.
 
Ok GrandMaster, Simmo! (fast fingers) got to the point quicker than me. I'm gonna have to have some evidence on the looks part. If your avatar is even close to the real thing, I'm gonna have to disqualify you.
I hope you don't look like a lion either. :)
 
Sorry guys/gals but this has turned into the funniest thread I have read!
:lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:

And 6 pounds 9 inches??? Thats a bit unhealthy..
 
Is this where the girls stand around together watching you guys getting out the yardstick and comparing, and shake our heads roll our eyes and say "boys will be boys" ????
 
WTF! I leave this thread for a few days and it turns into a comedy club... :)

The reason we use yardsticks is that we usually count in inches... not in millimeters... :D
 
unbelievable.... how did my post go from.... my holiday to measuring 'manlyhood' with a yard stick??? And besides, I may only be 21 but I know the difference between TALKING about your "assets" and PROVING it! So if ure ever around plymouth UK, let me know... I'll show you why just talking does NOTHING :cool:
 
unbelievable.... how did my post go from.... my holiday to measuring 'manlyhood' with a yard stick??? And besides, I may only be 21 but I know the difference between TALKING about your "assets" and PROVING it! So if ure ever around plymouth UK, let me know... I'll show you why just talking does NOTHING :cool:

You don't mind if I pass on that offer personally, do you, caughttheriver? :oops:

By the way, welcome to Casinomeister ... throw Simmo in a thread and you never know where it'll end up! :thumbsup:
 
OMG..... :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:
 
unbelievable.... how did my post go from.... my holiday to measuring 'manlyhood' with a yard stick??? And besides, I may only be 21 but I know the difference between TALKING about your "assets" and PROVING it! So if ure ever around plymouth UK, let me know... I'll show you why just talking does NOTHING :cool:

Just to clear up any confusion.... I was talking to venetian :oops: lol Maybe I should have been a little clearer :p .
 
Simmo, the drunker you get, the more interestingly you spell my name. :p

As far as "going down", that joke's big enough to drive an 18-wheeler through.

Too easy ... :thumbsup:
 

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