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UK Security Level increased

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by Nifty29, Jan 30, 2015.

    Jan 30, 2015
  1. Nifty29

    Nifty29 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    PAID CASINO SHILL
    Location:
    Turn right, then right. then right again
    Scotland Yard have announced new tighter security measures following the arrival of Nifty29.

    More news to follow.
     
    24 people like this.
  2. Jan 30, 2015
  3. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    Freelance Designer
    Location:
    Edmonton Canada
    UK Security Level increased: niftyuk.jpg,Jan 30, 2015
     
    13 people like this.
  4. Jan 31, 2015
  5. bigjohn

    bigjohn Meister Member MM PABnoaccred

    Occupation:
    Swimming Pool Serviceman
    Location:
    Northeast Coastal USA
    Citizens who have not read the T&C's but still made a complaint about their winnings being confiscated are advised to seek shelter for the duration of the event.
     
    8 people like this.
  6. Jan 31, 2015
  7. secret2

    secret2 irishbrit62 MM

    Occupation:
    driver
    Location:
    New York, United States
    Yikes, Hurricane "Nifty", is on the way!

    Bunker down in the UK!:D
     
    5 people like this.
  8. Jan 31, 2015
  9. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    Quite ironic really, that your avatar shows you shaving your butt before going in for the immigration full body search... :p

    Welcome to England - Land of the Freeze!

    KK
     
    8 people like this.
  10. Jan 31, 2015
  11. Captain Chaos

    Captain Chaos Senior Member webby

    Occupation:
    Train Guard
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    The Met Office have just issued a Red warning for the entire UK. Periods of straight talking, no nonsense opinions likely particularly in the London area. The public are strongly advised to read the terms and conditions properly and to wear a Dunover tinfoil hat for protection in case of severe common sense failure.

    This warning will be updated as more information is known.
     
    7 people like this.
  12. Jan 31, 2015
  13. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    Yep. We were ready for him, don't worry people.

    UK Security Level increased: heathrow.jpg,Jan 31, 2015

    Welcome to the YooKay Nifty!! :thumbsup:
     
    6 people like this.
  14. Jan 31, 2015
  15. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

    Occupation:
    STILL At Leisure
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    He won't get in. A flake of snow has been spotted in the south east, and the roads have ground to a halt and Heathrow has been closed till Wednesday, with all flights diverted to Frankfurt.
     

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  16. Jan 31, 2015
  17. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    What you on about Vinyl - he's already here.

    He's in a safe house and all local mobile masts have been jammed.
     
    1 person likes this.
  18. Feb 1, 2015
  19. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

    Occupation:
    STILL At Leisure
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    Damn!!! I forgot about Gatwick:mad:

    That's OK, there is now a yellow warning from the Met Office for the wrong type of snow tomorrow through to Wednesday in the South East. That's the trains out of action then, so no way to get from the safe house into London, and I very much doubt Nifty packed his car in his luggage. Only the Reading to Waterloo line is expected to be operating on Tuesday:D
     
  20. Feb 1, 2015
  21. Captain Chaos

    Captain Chaos Senior Member webby

    Occupation:
    Train Guard
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    I certainly do hope the trains to Gatwick are knackered! It'll be a nice quiet shift for me then! :thumbsup:
     
  22. Feb 1, 2015
  23. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    Ah, you forgot! He should have a can of 'Start Yer Bastard' on his person so will resolve any transportation issues.
     
  24. Feb 2, 2015
  25. Nifty29

    Nifty29 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    PAID CASINO SHILL
    Location:
    Turn right, then right. then right again
    Yes, despite VWMs 1279-word email to the met office asking them to shut down the entire transport network, I did arrive safely.

    Having a blast doing the tourist thing and seeing some amazing sights!

    Unfortunately, I have to break it up to meet you likely lot of degenerates on Tuesday :D.

    Still, with HM The Queen and Co. cancelling on me at the last minute (we were having scones), I'm now free that night so may as well show up at Waxys I guess.

    I'm told the Chinese food afterwards is top notch and so is the band etc. I've emailed Hippodrome to have some extra cash on hand ;)

    I was impressed with Heathrow customs. The guy with the rubber glove was refreshingly gentle. Can't say the same for the second guy who opted to go without the gloves.....although he did ask me for dinner which was a nice touch.

    Seriously though, I walked right through. Took 2 minutes.

    I shall see some of you chaps tomorrow and thanks for the hearty British welcome :)
     
    2 people like this.
  26. Feb 2, 2015
  27. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    Ah, a common mistake for first-time arrivals in the UK. I think you went through the 'Boy George and George Michael' check-in they use for certain pop-stars when they arrive back from touring. :mad:
     
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  28. Feb 3, 2015
  29. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

    Occupation:
    STILL At Leisure
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    I have been away in Cambridge since Sunday, and as I came home, the wrong type of snow began to fall. Probably unconnected, but the M4 is shut after junction 12, and the M4 eastbound is shut from the M25. Jolly good job I wanted the M4 westbound and off at Junction 10 :D

    I hear a rumour that some Aussie guy tried to bribe Boris to shut the Reading to Waterloo line until 7pm tomorrow - I hope it isn't so:eek:
     

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