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Turd From The Unflushed Toilet - REALLY!

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by dunover, Sep 5, 2017.

    Sep 5, 2017
  1. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    International Money Launderer
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    OK, the title is accurate but not about the slot!

    Picture this:

    Student lad about 20 agrees to meet a young girl from Tinder site in Bristol UK. She arrives at his accommodation but he would never get laid because said girl goes for a dump. After depositing the log, toilet won't flush it away, possibly bad flow or she ate a bit too much fibre so it floated. So she decides to fish it out with a small bag and lob it out of the window. She doesn't realize that behind the window which opens a fixed small distance lies another double-glazed but fixed window panel and offending turd in bag or tissue lands between the two. Being a lithe amateur gymnast she decides it can't stay there (don't blame her) so goes in headfirst to stretch her arms out to try and retrieve the evasive turd from the small space between the windows.

    Unfortunately the inevitable occurred and the Fire Brigade had to be called to get her out. Here she is trapped, offending log just out of reach. Her date later stated when asked if he would see her again that he was "busy". :)

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    There's always somebody having a shittier day than you.......:thumbsup: I'm sure it'll be all over Faecebook soon and she'll make thousands for interviews when identified. This will be a REAL urban myth for years to come....

    P.S. it's now going viral, being discussed on BBC National radio 5-Live already, inviting listeners to relive horror first dates. Now the Scandinavians, Dutch and Germans love lavatorial things so if her ID gets out there'll no doubt be a lot of foreign accents camped outside her home.
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2017

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