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One can only speculate what led to Jeremy Renner's critical condition after manning a snow plough, but whatever happened, it wasn't good

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Climate Lockdown scheduled for Oxfordshire County, UK, in 2024.

The county will be divided into four zones, with 100 days per year allowed for travel outside your zone.


You take him seriously with that hair?

Kinda looks like a poor Chucky. Only not as amusing :p
 
You take him seriously with that hair?

Kinda looks like a poor Chucky. Only not as amusing :p
If we're talking about news, I don't take it all seriously, but then again, I am no less serious or critical than I am with the mainstream.

Yeh, he has funny hair, a bit retro.

I enjoy his dry wit though and some of his reports have had me in stitches, but I also think that he is a shining example of 'many a true word spoken in jest'.
 
Ive seen that pop up on youtube once or twice, as far as competitions go its a pretty stupid one.
Does seem to end with someone getting knocked out quite often, but i guess that is how you win because i think they just keep going until someone gives up or gets knocked out.

I dont know, there must be better ways to showcase how tough you are.

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Recently, during the Covid crisis, I considered buying some Ivermectin online.

I just watched this about counterfeit pills. A girl took a quarter of a pill she bought online (not Ivermectin) and was dead the next morning.

I found this quite shocking, but glad I watched it because, if true, the state of counterfeit pills containing fentanyl (an opioid 50x more potent than heroin) is worrying.

 
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Ive seen that pop up on youtube once or twice, as far as competitions go its a pretty stupid one.
Does seem to end with someone getting knocked out quite often, but i guess that is how you win because i think they just keep going until someone gives up or gets knocked out.

I dont know, there must be better ways to showcase how tough you are.

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Yeh, this is not a sport; it is pure and utter stupidity.
 
Yeh, this is not a sport; it is pure and utter stupidity.
Thank god there are still proper athletes taking part in proper sports.

"Death diving, or Døds in Norwegian, is a form of extreme diving from heights jumping with stretched arms and belly first, landing in a cannonball or a shrimp position. Competitions are managed by The International Døds Federation hosting the official Døds qualification league (Døds Challenge) and the Døds World Championship. The World Championship is performed from a platform of 10-15 meters in height. There are separate competitions for Classic and Freestyle. In the Classic event, competitors are to fly horizontally with their arms and legs extended until they hit the water, with no rotations."




Honorable mentions from other Nordic countries.



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Thank god there are still proper athletes taking part in proper sports.

"Death diving, or Døds in Norwegian, is a form of extreme diving from heights jumping with stretched arms and belly first, landing in a cannonball or a shrimp position. Competitions are managed by The International Døds Federation hosting the official Døds qualification league (Døds Challenge) and the Døds World Championship. The World Championship is performed from a platform of 10-15 meters in height. There are separate competitions for Classic and Freestyle. In the Classic event, competitors are to fly horizontally with their arms and legs extended until they hit the water, with no rotations."




That's nuts.

I tried doing a backflip off the top deck of a boat in Faliraiki that would probably qualify as a Døds. Felt like I broke my back, and I was drunk so had a high pain threshold.

Every day I feel society moves one step closer towards 'Ow My Balls'.

 
That's nuts.

I tried doing a backflip off the top deck of a boat in Faliraiki that would probably qualify as a Døds. Felt like I broke my back, and I was drunk so had a high pain threshold.

Every day I feel society moves one step closer towards 'Ow My Balls'.


I dont think you have anything to worry about.
Thats just a movie, getting hit in the balls will never be considered entertainment in real life.





 
From Sun Tzu's Art of War:

Surprise is key. When the enemy hoards vital supplies, have at them butt-naked
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I don't get the bit about being naked.

Not sure how that helps. Though I heard Charles Bronson once stripped naked and covered himself in butter for a prison fight.
 
I'm on the fence when it comes to the idea of a centralised government running the world.

Not sure I like this idea, though. Not because of the fear of control, although that is an obvious concern with the corrupt governments that we currently have in place, but more because it seems to make emotions emotionless, turning feelings into data.

I imagine this could be linked to regular drug release to control the emotions of those labelled with a mental illness. Which, again, could be very beneficial to a minority, but it's scary to think how this could be influenced. I'll keep my brain functioning as it is, I think.

 
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Fck me the result of his plastic surgery looks like he's gone 10 rds with mike tyson [would've been cheaper too], attempting to defy gravity and old age using a scalpel is never a good idea!

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Is that a really bad Rod Stewart lookalike?

All bad plastic surgery reminds me of Botox Guy. Love it when he laughs and sips his drink.

 
Fck me the result of his plastic surgery looks like he's gone 10 rds with mike tyson [would've been cheaper too], attempting to defy gravity and old age using a scalpel is never a good idea!

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Media have a tendancy to take things out of context. Could easily just have been a before and after pic where he was commited to chasing a bonus on bonanza.
 
The Chinese response, brought to you by Elon's AI Robot, Trev, based on the silky-voiced Sir Trevor McDonald!



China express big dissatisfaction at shooting down of balloon.

Can you imagine China and the U.S. in a room discussing this? ''You shot down bawoon, was no trouble, sniffing air, checking wever onwy'

p.s. I guess Hunter has been too whacked out or burnt out to hand over secrets lately.
 
Gotta love that old-school piece of propaganda from Barroon-gate.

A Communist wet dream all realized in high definition, whilst also the perfect allegory for unreasonable Western aggression! Bet they lapped that up in their millions as it fed through every media device going!

It shows the complete contempt towards anyone.....that isn't them, and their perceived superiority over pretty much all rival nations. That they'd be stupid enough to fall for that charade, when it's a blatant act of espionage, not to mention security threat.

Fact is, if the roles were reversed, you can be sure it'd be shot down 50 miles before entering Chinese air space quicker than you can say 'Phileas Fogg'
 
Gotta love that old-school piece of propaganda from Barroon-gate.

A Communist wet dream all realized in high definition, whilst also the perfect allegory for unreasonable Western aggression! Bet they lapped that up in their millions as it fed through every media device going!

It shows the complete contempt towards anyone.....that isn't them, and their perceived superiority over pretty much all rival nations. That they'd be stupid enough to fall for that charade, when it's a blatant act of espionage, not to mention security threat.

Fact is, if the roles were reversed, you can be sure it'd be shot down 50 miles before entering Chinese air space quicker than you can say 'Phileas Fogg'

I heard yesterday that up until around 2020, the USA and Russia had a treaty called Open Skies that allowed either side to fly surveillance aircraft across each other's airspace. Not sure how long this treaty has been in force, but Trump put the kibosh on it.

So, it begs the question of whether it would have really been a big deal for a foreign aircraft to be in USA space.

I also heard that the Israeli Prime Minister brokered a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine a few weeks/months following the invasion, which both sides agreed on, that NATO blocked. But I will save that one for the Ukraine Mess thread.

I love all people from around the world, but the USA is linked to so many problems. Won't be long before someone in the schoolyard hits back.
 
The Chinese response, brought to you by Elon's AI Robot, Trev, based on the silky-voiced Sir Trevor McDonald!



China express big dissatisfaction at shooting down of balloon.

Can you imagine China and the U.S. in a room discussing this? ''You shot down bawoon, was no trouble, sniffing air, checking wever onwy'

p.s. I guess Hunter has been too whacked out or burnt out to hand over secrets lately.


I read that again... I can't stop laughing because now my head is reading it in the voice of that kid from the Goonies. . .didn't he just win an Oscar there too? Think he did. Heard his very heartwarming short and to the point speech on YT shorts (ie: how it should be) and he still has the same voice pattern!
 
I read that again... I can't stop laughing because now my head is reading it in the voice of that kid from the Goonies. . .didn't he just win an Oscar there too? Think he did. Heard his very heartwarming short and to the point speech on YT shorts (ie: how it should be) and he still has the same voice pattern!
Yes, I saw yesterday that he got an oscar. I only remember him in Indian Jones and The Goonies. Not sure his acting skills warrant an oscar, but good luck to him, they are great movies.
 

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