the WTF thread

[mack341]

Two and a half rolls a week, what are they doing, having prunes and a curry for breakfast?!

 

[goatwack]

What was actually on the paper:

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[mcgameboy]

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Two and a half rolls a week, what are they doing, having prunes and a curry for breakfast?!

Are these "log experts" referring to wooden logs or chocolate logs? Or both?
And can these so called "experts" tell me how am I going to get my usage down to 2 sheets per wipe if my arse is going to be frozen over the Bank Holiday?

And the great tits story really should have been on Page 3 instead of Page 6...

 

[Kroffe]

Are bidets common in UK? (they are not here)
I think its a good alternative to using paper, but im not sure how much water they use, and you obviously still need some paper unless you have one of them high-tech ones that have like a fan installed aswell.
Only had the 'experience' 2-3 times and i guess it would take some getting used to, but i assume it leaves a cleaner waste station instead of just smearing around the crap with dry paper.

If you got shit anywhere else on your body you wouldnt just wipe it away with paper and be like 'thats clean enough'

 

[dionysus]

Are bidets common in UK? (they are not here)
I think its a good alternative to using paper, but im not sure how much water they use, and you obviously still need some paper unless you have one of them high-tech ones that have like a fan installed aswell.
Only had the 'experience' 2-3 times and i guess it would take some getting used to, but i assume it leaves a cleaner waste station instead of just smearing around the crap with dry paper.

If you got shit anywhere else on your body you wouldnt just wipe it away with paper and be like 'thats clean enough'

been a while back, but when I lived in a "2nd world country" there was no paper, just the left hand and a bucket
Never much minded it, cleaner, though your feet and shoes tended to get very wet

 

[Kroffe]

been a while back, but when I lived in "2nd world country" there was no paper, just the left hand and a bucket
Never much minded it, cleaner, though your feet and shoes tended to get very wet

I would probably opt for something a bit more modern than a bucket
I looked at a couple a while back and the ones you install on any normal toilet are pretty cheap, many in the €30-100 range.
Expensive if you want a brand new toilet that has it built in.

Cheapest is to just go and get the pressure washer from the garage.
Never tried myself, but i hear you only have to use it once, after that you will be too scared to ever take a shit again.

 

[dionysus]

I would probably opt for something a bit more modern than a bucket

actually had a toilet in the house
But had to constantly wipe off the footprints from the seat

 

[Skrim]

been a while back, but when I lived in a "2nd world country" there was no paper, just the left hand and a bucket
Never much minded it, cleaner, though your feet and shoes tended to get very wet

Did the water help?

 

[mack341]

I know I'll Just take a relaxing stroll while I eat these fries...

 

[paul7388]

I know I'll Just take a relaxing stroll while I eat these fries...

Wow Poor Guy.

Never got to finish the chips he was eating.

 

[sufferinsilence]

Wow Poor Guy.

Never got to finish the chips he was eating.

No worries, they were refried instantly

 

[pinnit2014]

I know I'll Just take a relaxing stroll while I eat these fries...

I like the way he just dusted down his T Shirt, as if he had just got up from the sofa, eating cookies and had crumbs on him.

 

[pinnit2014]

Wow Poor Guy.

Never got to finish the chips he was eating.

I can't imagine there being anything that would make you drop your chips.

 

[mack341]

Apologies haven't heard the audio to this but it looks funny so I'm going to take a punt

 

[goatwack]

"A Christian, Jew and Arab walk in to a bar...."

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[Kroffe]

Wow Poor Guy.

Never got to finish the chips he was eating.

Nice try, Mack already confirmed they are called fries.
I knew this whole 'Crisps vs Chips' thing was just a wind-up.

Hell, even the clearly paint3d-created bag that says 'crisps' says chips in the description.
Sorry Paul, crisps are as real as Finland.

 

[paul7388]

Nice try, Mack already confirmed they are called fries.
I knew this whole 'Crisps vs Chips' thing was just a wind-up.

Hell, even the clearly paint3d-created bag that says 'crisps' says chips in the description.
Sorry Paul, crisps are as real as Finland.

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I agree.

 

[Skrim]

Nice try, Mack already confirmed they are called fries.
I knew this whole 'Crisps vs Chips' thing was just a wind-up.

Hell, even the clearly paint3d-created bag that says 'crisps' says chips in the description.
Sorry Paul, crisps are as real as Finland.

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Good observation

 

[Kroffe]

Good question.
Bottom right must be the barrel used for Sunday church or something, much too fancy for weekdays.

 

[dionysus]

pretty much lol

 

[dionysus]

 

[mack341]

Erm, as if covid and the last two years weren't bad enough...

 

[Kroffe]

Hmm..i guess its true that you only see what you want to see.

 

[ladyhawke]

Hmm..i guess its true that you only see what you want to see.


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Yup. Got me on first viewing. ?

 

[Kroffe]

Yup. Got me on first viewing. ?

Its funny with these confusing perspective pictures.
You think you know for sure that its just an arm and a leg, but then you scroll a bit and all of a sudden it turns back into a giant butt.

 

[dionysus]

just reading....*cough political* threads....seems there's..options

 

[ladyhawke]

Its funny with these confusing perspective pictures.
You think you know for sure that its just an arm and a leg, but then you scroll a bit and all of a sudden it turns back into a giant butt.

Not just any giant butt, but a Kartrashian sized butt!

When I saw the picture for the first time, I thought....gosh, she is wearing a tiny thong.

Then reality kicked in, administered by an arm and a leg.

Shame me once, and all that.

 

[dionysus]

but a Kartrashian sized butt!

 

[dionysus]

Not just any giant butt, but a Kartrashian sized butt!

When I saw the picture for the first time, I thought....gosh, she is wearing a tiny thong.

Then reality kicked in, administered by an arm and a leg.

Shame me once, and all that.

When I see them on FB, i get a few chuckles and view the weird accidental perspective shots where ya have to do the dbl take

 

[incrediblestuff]

Would it be weird to ask that arm and leg out on a date?
Asking for a friend...

 

[dionysus]

Would it be weird to ask that arm and leg out on a date?
Asking for a friend...

wellll, if you hump the leg, put it in the fur babies thread

 

[incrediblestuff]

wellll, if you hump the leg, put it in the fur babies thread

I don't know where babies come from in Canada, but over here they're still delivered by the good 'ole stork, so me humping legs present little danger of any fur babies popping up!

 

[dionysus]

I don't know where babies come from in Canada,

The maple tree drops leaves and sap.
Sometimes, when their dirty bits touch, it makes babies and the farmers rejoice.
And if they don't, they rejoice more as they can sell syrup at the market

That's why we have more maple syrup than babies here (selling babies at market is tough)

 

[dionysus]

 

[mack341]

Don't shoot the messenger but...

 

[goatwack]

I've always found this to be the best way to solve minor squabbles, personally

 

[Kroffe]

Contrary to what it sounds like, if you piss someone off you might end up having a shitty day.

 

[Kroffe]

I would also like to add that i have never thrown poop at anyone during an argument.

#NotAllSwedes

 

[dionysus]

I would also like to add that i have never thrown poop at anyone during an argument.

#NotAllSwedes

you're still better than us.
We throw maple leap cookies, then go, pck it up, and apologize

 

[sufferinsilence]

Don't shoot the messenger but...

 

[Kroffe]

you're still better than us.
We throw maple leap cookies, then go, pck it up, and apologize

Im not ruling it out, its just that i so far have never been in an argument that called for it.
Im not sure i would be able to perform under pressure like that, and if you stick your hand down your pants and come up emtpy handed you have clearly lost the argument, its a ballsy move.

 

[dionysus]

Im not ruling it out, its just that i so far have never been in an argument that called for it.
Im not sure i would be able to perform under pressure like that, and if you stick your hand down your pants and come up emtpy handed you have clearly lost the argument, its a ballsy move.

or, well, fairly empty handed ballsy-wise

 

[goatwack]

The worst thing was, they were arguing over who'd used the last bit of toilet paper

 

[dionysus]

duh, you wipe it on the dog
wait...thats not a thing

 

[dionysus]

 

[incrediblestuff]

Rarely find myself shocked these days, but those women slinging shit is quite disturbing to me. That's just plain monkey behaviour!
The ease with which they did this, makes it seem like it's a 'practiced thing' as well, which makes it worse....
Yay, evolution!

The pic @sufferinsilence posted was spot on

 

[Kroffe]

Rarely find myself shocked these days, but those women slinging shit is quite disturbing to me. That's just plain monkey behaviour!
The ease with which they did this, makes it seem like it's a 'practiced thing' as well, which makes it worse....
Yay, evolution!

The pic @sufferinsilence posted was spot on

Yeah, i also thought about that.
The fact that the other woman was about to 'return fire' so to speak, is to me almost more bizarre than the fact that shit was thrown in the first place.
Like you, i also got the impression it was probably not their first shit-fight.

Maybe they watched too much Trailer park boys.

 

[dionysus]

heh, nice to see some Canadiana creeps though

 

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[mack341]

I feel this is a wtf, it's just a bit of pop art not a monet