SlotsWizard
Dormant account
- Joined
- May 11, 2006
- Location
- North of Antarctica
Bored, I decided to compile a list of fun sayings, rules, etc. from various online casinos for your viewing pleasure.
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By the way, have you ever noticed how rogue casinos always have ambiguous sayings such as the following one currently displayed at Cool Cat:
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New players who get suckered into their site, wanting to gamble, will of course interpret it "the good way", however, the casino's staff and the rest of us know what it really means. Eventually that player will too (and they'll come here to complain about it). Get the "Royal Treatment" at Cool Cat - that couldn't be more accurate.
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Okay well I guess that's all... I'm tired now and ought to go to bed. I was hoping to make a big magnificent post like johnsteed used to make but this doesn't even compare. Where is johnsteed anyway?
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- Don't try to mess with their servers:That's gotta be a boring job, unless there are lots of people trying to break in to their server room.Our servers are located in highly secured rooms under 24-hour armed surveillance
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Any winnings made while the account had a positive balance will be forfeited and the deposit will be returned.
By the way, have you ever noticed how rogue casinos always have ambiguous sayings such as the following one currently displayed at Cool Cat:
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New players who get suckered into their site, wanting to gamble, will of course interpret it "the good way", however, the casino's staff and the rest of us know what it really means. Eventually that player will too (and they'll come here to complain about it). Get the "Royal Treatment" at Cool Cat - that couldn't be more accurate.
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Classified by whom? Oneself? Someone else? Is there a manual outlining the criteria for such a classification? And why wouldn't they want compulsive gamblers donating oodles of money to them?7.4 You hereby warrant and represent to us that you are not classified as a compulsive gambler
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What the heck is up with that? "Best online casino." It reminds me of Kevin Nealon and his Subliminal Commentaries on Saturday Night Live. I know it's there for the search engines, but still. And what's up with the ridiculous and relentless "Make winning beautiful" campaign? Is winning normally ugly? How about a "Make losing beautiful" campaign - that would grab people's attention.With Grand Prive companion, you'll always be up to date with whatever is up, hot and happening at any of the illustrious Grand Priv online casinos. Best online casino.
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Are you serious? I don't have to wait 5 months for a rubber check before I logoff? How convenient!How do I withdraw?
You don't need to withdraw your winnings at the end of each session
Okay well I guess that's all... I'm tired now and ought to go to bed. I was hoping to make a big magnificent post like johnsteed used to make but this doesn't even compare. Where is johnsteed anyway?