- Joined
- Aug 28, 2009
- Location
- Right here
Just a thought, why do casinos that cannot payout due to processor problems still accept deposits?, let`s cast some real life similarities, would you pay for your weekly shopping only to be told it will not be delivered for over 4 weeks?, or cinema tickets, rent/mortgage, sex (apparently some people pay for this wtf?, I live in Essex it`s completely free here).
In my many years of living on this planet, I have learned one thing, the only reason you do not get paid when due monies, is those that owe, do not have it, starts with stalling techniques ie:- Your cheque is in the post, we haven`t received your invoice yet, we have lost your invoice, the cashier is absent with ill health/pregnancy/death and we completely overlooked the obvious remedy of this by hiring another, we`ve lost our chequebook, the pen has run out of ink that we sign the cheques with.
Then the complete ignoring of your phone calls, snail/e-mails, solicitors letters.
When you do finally manage to get in touch with them the predatory stalling begins - We have received your phone call (we worked out how to playback the answering machine messages, fancy that), it appears that your documents were printed on none recycled paper, as you know we are an eco-aware company and our processors are tree-vegans and allergic to real paper, could you resend the relative documents using 100% recycled paper please, also, your dotting of i`s and full stops exceeds the Geneva Grammar Convention`s regulated pixel size of two pixels, and your crossing of t`s is 1.5mm outside of the NATO restricted length of 2mm.
This made me laugh so hard.