4 of a kind
Repeated violations of forum rule 1.16 - troll
- Joined
- Mar 11, 2009
- Location
- New York
One day in Washington D.C. a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about the bill and the barber replied, I cannot accept money from you; Im doing community service this week.
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay the bill, the barber again replied, I cannot accept money from you; Im doing community service this week.
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied I cannot accept money from you; Im doing community services this week.
The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of the USA and the politicians who run it.
(Not sure this is even funny, since it's very accurate.)
After the cut, he asked about the bill and the barber replied, I cannot accept money from you; Im doing community service this week.
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay the bill, the barber again replied, I cannot accept money from you; Im doing community service this week.
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied I cannot accept money from you; Im doing community services this week.
The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of the USA and the politicians who run it.
(Not sure this is even funny, since it's very accurate.)
