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On my never again play list

curremon said:
AND!!!!

ANy of endorphina slot if you dont have atleast 500x bet starting balance... You propably need 1000x - 2000x to get feature...

Mongol treasures.. I have played that game easily 5000 spins and NEVER got even 4oak of any good symbols.. think about it, not even 4 horse symbols once in 5000 spins...

Also twice lost 400x bet starting balance without single feature :/
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They sound as brutal as Novomatic slots..
 
mcgameboy said:
Time to let it go mate lol. IR is still a good game.
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For sure!

Was more of a 'friendly dig' at the game for members who've witnessed and shared my struggles with it this year.

To be fair the latter half of this year my results have improved on IR, nowt earth shattering but most definatley a lot less brutal than it has been at some points this year.

Joined Royal Panda and Turned the Chamber of Spins Gold with just one deposit!!!! pity about the WR,so near but yet so far :p
 
I haven't stopped playing it (quite yet), but Gonzo's Quest can be a real bad boy.

At a couple of casinos I've been going ages without a sniff of a bonus. At one, at long last, the feature dropped in yesterday after 1000s of spins and a large investment. "At last" I thought, only to be awarded £2.20 on a £1.00 bet, my recored lowest on the free falls! WTF

Chris
 
I'm never going to play any isoftbet games again until someone here can produce to me a real money screenshot of x500 win (if possible Alice Adventure/Ninja Chef/Illusions 2 - all same type of game) or similar.

I have played isoftbet games since Jan 2015 numerous times (at least 50 sessions+) and I can count on 1 hand (no 3 fingers) how many times I have made a withdrawal just playing solely isoftbet games. I'm not even withdrawing $200+ like I would with netent/novomatic/microgaming - I managed something like a $100 ... once.

Isoftbet games are great to look at but boy are they tight as hell!
 
Didnt want to do this but i just have to.
So i declare that i will no longer play Gemix!!! I've been almost solely playing that game in 2015, and it was kind for a bit but brutal the last 3 months. We must part ways. I may have to turn back to DOA after a long break from it. Care to suggest a better alternative to Gemix?
 
Alfran said:
Didnt want to do this but i just have to.
So i declare that i will no longer play Gemix!!! I've been almost solely playing that game in 2015, and it was kind for a bit but brutal the last 3 months. We must part ways. I may have to turn back to DOA after a long break from it. Care to suggest a better alternative to Gemix?
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I remember it was you who posted a thread a few months back about Gemix... and after that I got a bit addicted to it as well!
Although you're very unlikely to ever get any earth-shattering wins on it, I did have several good profitable sessions and 3 wins over x100 (x133, x203 & x304 - all in November). But when it's "dead" it's a very frustrating game to play :(

Can't suggest any direct alternatives, as it's a pretty unique type of game, but DOA is about as far away from it as you can get!
(Gemix is very low variance, DoA very high).
I can only think maybe you would like games where the free-spins have the potential to get better as they play out - like Gonzo, JaB, Evolution, etc...?

KK
 
KasinoKing said:
I remember it was you who posted a thread a few months back about Gemix... and after that I got a bit addicted to it as well!
Although you're very unlikely to ever get any earth-shattering wins on it, I did have several good profitable sessions and 3 wins over x100 (x133, x203 & x304 - all in November). But when it's "dead" it's a very frustrating game to play :(

Can't suggest any direct alternatives, as it's a pretty unique type of game, but DOA is about as far away from it as you can get!
(Gemix is very low variance, DoA very high).
I can only think maybe you would like games where the free-spins have the potential to get better as they play out - like Gonzo, JaB, Evolution, etc...?

KK
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Games in the past that i had liked were..... JAB, Jack Hammer, Blood suckers, Ghost pirates, Frankenstein, Private eye, deck the halls, hulk (hero jackpot), ... yea i know.. i have really weird (BAD) taste !! lol
 
I'd have to go with Koi Princess. All the features which hit quite regularly usually pay less than money put into the slot before getting the feature. Also, Space Wars, Mega Joker, Pyramid: Quest for Immortality, Stickers, CFTBL, Big Bad Wolf. That's because when I start playing either of those slots I usually tilt and lose it all (not to mention they can be really great money suckers, but any slot can do that).
 
Twin Spin. I see people complaining that they hardly ever get a 5 reel join up. I'd love to get a 3 reel join up now and again never mind a 4 or 5! Everywhere I play this slot it constantly avoids any join ups.
Starburst. I've actually feel asleep playing this slot.
Raging Rhino. It's not that I want to avoid it, it's just that I have to unless I win the lottery for funds. Anyone who says this slot is a 100% random needs to explain how. It just does the same pattern over and over again. If it was 100% random hardly any casino would have this as it may randomly pay customers that rare big feature constantly and crippling a casino.
Anything Playtech. Cryptologic had Marvel slots that were usually good at paying out and very entertaining(remember Ultimate Hulks Revenge!) Playtech come up with their own and i.m.o. quite crap just like the rest off their slots.
 
Skylined87 said:
I'd have to go with Koi Princess. All the features which hit quite regularly usually pay less than money put into the slot before getting the feature. Also, Space Wars, Mega Joker, Pyramid: Quest for Immortality, Stickers, CFTBL, Big Bad Wolf. That's because when I start playing either of those slots I usually tilt and lose it all (not to mention they can be really great money suckers, but any slot can do that).
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Completely agree re: koi - I won't stick another penny in that machine. I once put 1k through that at £4 a spin and got a single feature. The win lines are also so poor that your bankroll gets eaten away quickly even at modest stakes.

I can't make my mind up on stickers.... It's definitely a money gobbler but the build up on the wilds definitely raises your heartbeat a little. Just avoid high stakes - never seen anything bigger than x20 at £10

Space wars is also another sucker but big wins can come from anywhere. If I play this....it's a hit and run at high-ish stakes.

Pyramid I play quite a bit and I quite like it. Again...I wouldn't play a long session but like stickers the build up is quite exciting. This machine is also capable of some real monster payouts...I've seen some screenshots which are crazy....30k EUR I think of a 4 EUR bet...1k EUR off a 20c. Alas my PB is about x70 :-(
 
On the top of the list is:

Path of the Wizard -- get in and get out if you score -- even if it's only $20. Unfortunately, I'm not too bright
Lost Island -- they lost me after 100+ spins
Cazino Zeppelin -- had so much promise (does it have some sort of memory where it knows it paid out???). Can't cop a free spin as well as with Vikings Go Wild -- used to be awesome and now cannot get a free spin to save my sorry ass. Vikings go wild almost seems rigged -- can always hit 2 of the free spin features but the 3rd never comes up even after 100's of spins. Something not right there.
Playboy -- I know this is good for some but it really, really sucks for me.
The Wishmaster -- what the hell is going on with this prick. Used to be able to get quite a few genies but absolutely nothing lately.

Hmmmm ... many more to add but I guess this will do for now.
 
What the hell were these guys thinking ??? Just played Fruit Warp -- had 25 free spins and had an awesome win of 50 cents. Oh yay! The most boring, shitiest game ever -- yup -- this definitely precedes Path of Wizards. Go back to the drawing board Einsteins.
 
barbara12 said:
Hot as Hades -- the little prick comes out and smiles at you and leaves without any payouts. Ughhhh
Immortal Romance -- why do you tease me so ????
Terminator2 -- not even any foreplay
DOA -- please .... just one time give me a win!
Girls gone wild frozen -- yeah, well go to hell and warm up a bit

There are more but these are my top 5.
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Ok First off sorry for the bad luck on those. However, i know i should not have laughed but your comments on some of these had me cracking up laughing so hard my sides split and i had to go pee.
 
BUST THE BANK - 1400 Spins b4 free spins....win 20x!!!! Microgaming fast becoming a joke on all games, Immortal Romance et all!
 
slot_zombie said:
I'm starting to hate Microgaming, took a few bonuses on MG sites and ALWAYS bust out well before meeting the WR. They seem so dead, and bonuses so few and far between... Don't even get me started on Thunderstruck II..
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This is so true, they have changed something across the board on Microgaming, pretty disgraceful, Netent to be fair still give you a good run on most of their slots...
 
slot_zombie said:
I'm starting to hate Microgaming, took a few bonuses on MG sites and ALWAYS bust out well before meeting the WR. They seem so dead, and bonuses so few and far between... Don't even get me started on Thunderstruck II..
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sledge13 said:
This is so true, they have changed something across the board on Microgaming, pretty disgraceful, Netent to be fair still give you a good run on most of their slots...
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I don't think you two guys have viewed my recent thread about MG 243-ways slots...
https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/kks-243-way-mg-slot-experiment.71249/

I'm not saying MG are the greatest - but their slots CAN pay when they are in the mood - just the same as any other software.
... except maybe not Thunderstruck 2! :p

KK
 
Playtech's 243-way Archer slot- I've put some serious amounts of spins through this recently trying to get a half decent feature round.

The slot can pay in the base game but getting the free spins is like 1 in 300 and my last 15 features have paid under 3xbet. This Reminds me why I now stay clear of every Playtech slot except for Great Blue.

Tonight on Archer 700 spins@£0.75 I had 2 features, one paid £0.30 and the other £1.80.
 
spoton said:
Betsoft game: They are moneyeaters with no potential at at all IMO
Flowers: Used to be nice with me, but the last months it's just been a moneyeater and when I finnaly get the feature after a few thousand spins it pays 20x.
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Jesus, betsoft games are HORRIFIC, I play them every now and then just out of curiosity and they are all shocking. One slight exception, that treasure Island one, not huge hits but I did manage a few 1-200x hits which was shocking as normally on betsoft games a screen full of wilds might pay 20x stake.

Likewise with flowers, last year I was playing it and making regular withdrawals from it, getting lots of 4-5 scatter triggers and 100-200x wins every bonus round. Played it a few times recently at £3 a spin and it killed me, the bonus rounds when they did hit which were rare payed very poorly, standard netent I suppose.
 
Greigssy said:
Playtech's 243-way Archer slot- I've put some serious amounts of spins through this recently trying to get a half decent feature round.

The slot can pay in the base game but getting the free spins is like 1 in 300 and my last 15 features have paid under 3xbet. This Reminds me why I now stay clear of every Playtech slot except for Great Blue.

Tonight on Archer 700 spins@£0.75 I had 2 features, one paid £0.30 and the other £1.80.
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That is absolutely dreadful. Commiserations dude.
 
SPOPPLE said:
Likewise with flowers, last year I was playing it and making regular withdrawals from it, getting lots of 4-5 scatter triggers and 100-200x wins every bonus round. Played it a few times recently at £3 a spin and it killed me, the bonus rounds when they did hit which were rare payed very poorly, standard netent I suppose.
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I can completely relate to the last part of your post. Flowers is maybe the one netent which has never ever done anything for me and I've tried many times. I actually took another fair loss on it tonight (£500) without a single bonusb and said never again.... Until next time ;-)
 
Greigssy said:
Playtech's 243-way Archer slot- I've put some serious amounts of spins through this recently trying to get a half decent feature round.

The slot can pay in the base game but getting the free spins is like 1 in 300 and my last 15 features have paid under 3xbet. This Reminds me why I now stay clear of every Playtech slot except for Great Blue.

Tonight on Archer 700 spins@£0.75 I had 2 features, one paid £0.30 and the other £1.80.
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Playtech slots are like that, 90% of the time it will eat you alive with very rare hits but every now and then you get a monster hit, too rare for me to play them though, just the odd flutter on greatblue.
 
slotter999 said:
I can completely relate to the last part of your post. Flowers is maybe the one netent which has never ever done anything for me and I've tried many times. I actually took another fair loss on it tonight (£500) without a single bonusb and said never again.... Until next time ;-)
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Its got the potential, someone posted a 10,000x hit on here a while back, as good as full screen on wild desire feature. I had a flutter on mythic maiden earlier, got my balance up a few hundred quid in quick succession, probably my favorite netent slot but I rarely play it.
 
SPOPPLE said:
Playtech slots are like that, 90% of the time it will eat you alive with very rare hits but every now and then you get a monster hit, too rare for me to play them though, just the odd flutter on greatblue.
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agree. one night i won 8k, the next night i ended up with nothing. it was iron man slot. dozens of bonus games in a row and 0 bankroll afterwards :(
 
I'm adding Gonzo's Quest to my never play again list.

After a reasonable start, this slot is a shocker. It's taken thousands off me at various casinos over the past 2 or 3 months. I do realise it's high variance, but you can go literally thousands of spins without a free fall bonus. After over 1000 spins I did get a bonus on Friday night at a £2 bet for the bonus to deliver a huge £2.10, shocking!

Well that's it for me. Goodbye Gonzo's Quest and I won't miss that little feller who get's all exited at a 1x win!

Chris
 
chris87 said:
I'm adding Gonzo's Quest to my never play again list.

After a reasonable start, this slot is a shocker. It's taken thousands off me at various casinos over the past 2 or 3 months. I do realise it's high variance, but you can go literally thousands of spins without a free fall bonus. After over 1000 spins I did get a bonus on Friday night at a £2 bet for the bonus to deliver a huge £2.10, shocking!

Well that's it for me. Goodbye Gonzo's Quest and I won't miss that little feller who get's all exited at a 1x win!

Chris
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It's very streaky but when its hot its one of the best out there.

Been a good while since I had a huge (0000's x) win on it but had some reasonable wins recently. Seemed quite hot on Sat afternoon for a period, managed withdrawals at two casinos just playing it. You just have to set yourself loss limits and stick to them. I find that you know if its hot within the first 25 - 50 spins. If nothing's doing then quit. Save your balance and give it another bash 30 mins/an hour later.

That said, I can't stand it on desktop, you just can't get rid of the little git when he's counting up your win. On mobile just tap the screen and it carries on.
 
Thinking to put Break da Bank Megaspin. It simply eats balance. You have a feeling of getting big wins, but actually you are putting so much in it and bad series are waiting to get you...started my downhill today after initial nice wins on Deck of Halls, High Society and TFROL...
 
dandan said:
Definately Immortal Romance! And DOA and Go Bananas!!!
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I spent endless amounts on attempting to reach the final levels in Go Bananas in Sapphire Rooms. It sucks you in to begin with by allowing you to progress while adding deposit after deposit then after so far the next level is unobtainable. Eventually I cut my losses with the game and casino. I would love to know of someone who has won a decent amount on that game or in Sapphire rooms casino.
Edit. I made a mistake. The slot I was referring too was Gorilla goes wild and not Go Bananas!
 
Second Strike - from Quick Spin ... never played such a pile of dog turd in my life - and played it allot the past week.
Endless crap spins and the "second strike" seems to hit about 1 every 50 to 100 line hits. Bollocks!

And another soon to be on my NCD list is Zeus 3. Since December I have had well over 50 bonus rounds and not one of them has paid
more than 20x bet. A few have been zero pays and most are 3 to 4 x bet. Also included a 5 trigger scatter giving 50 spins
which did pay little over 30x bet but what a fucking let down. I will punish self though and keep Playing Zeus 3 until I hit
a big win - then I will never touch the damn thing again.
 
Vikings go Wild -- spent more money on this then IR and DOA combined. F*** You!
Creature from the Black Lagoon (I f**** hate this slot and it hates me even more)
Flux (should be renamed -- well, you know what)
Fruit Warp -- were these guys on acid?
And although I have vowed never to play IR again, I have. So, for the last time -- never again you sadistic shitty slot.
 
Ridde said:
Spinata Grande
Beach
Dracula
Thunderfist

Never again.
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Actually, I rarely play Thunderfist and that was a balance saver last night, as Dracula has been
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I SHOULD put DOA on my list as I've never gotten the magic line in FS
 

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