- Joined
- Apr 27, 2009
- Location
- the land of snow and maple syrup
Little girl is riding her bike down the street after dark, when a mounted police officer pulls up beside her.
Cop: That's a nice bike. Did Santa bring you that?
Girl: Yup
Cop: Well, next time tell Santa reflectors go on the back of the bike. Here's a $10 ticket!
Girl: That's a nice horse. Did Santa bring you that?
Cop: Ha ha! He sure did.
Girl: Well, next time tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it.
Cop: That's a nice bike. Did Santa bring you that?
Girl: Yup
Cop: Well, next time tell Santa reflectors go on the back of the bike. Here's a $10 ticket!
Girl: That's a nice horse. Did Santa bring you that?
Cop: Ha ha! He sure did.
Girl: Well, next time tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it.
