My online slots videos (plus UK AWPs)

Looks like this one should work OK, bit awkward with the tiling as the three older slots are 4:3 aspect and Playboy is 16:9, but they all fit and the camera can focus on them all, and they all run gorgeously too. (I tried it with a widescreen quartet which was fine also, but by fuck Girls With Guns didn't half chug after a while, what the hell is wrong with that slot?)

Not saying I'll definitely go for this tomorrow, I'll see how I feel come my afternoon hours of solitude, but I may fire this quartet up in real play on a 100% bonus offer at Platinum Play.

Mind you, apart from Immortal Romance which is fully unlocked, I haven't even clocked up one bonus round on any of the others so we'll be stuck on the first bonus rounds :D How does it work out what you've unlocked and what you haven't? I'm sure I played TSII quite a lot in real back in the day, albeit never at Platinum Play, is it per casino or something?

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that would be a mad session ^^
 
Nice, should make for an entertaining video, although maybe a bit short :p

True. The good news is if he's doing it, he shouldn't get bored like he became with BDBA because "stuff" will happen regularly. The bad news is there's a fair chance for a very short session with little play time.

TBH I'm not sure if I'd touch that with anything less than $300. Although the variance is lessened because he's playing 4 slots, minimum bet is still $1.20 per "megaspin".
 
True. The good news is if he's doing it, he shouldn't get bored like he became with BDBA because "stuff" will happen regularly. The bad news is there's a fair chance for a very short session with little play time.

TBH I'm not sure if I'd touch that with anything less than $300. Although the variance is lessened because he's playing 4 slots, minimum bet is still $1.20 per "megaspin".

i agree, maybe wait till you have a bigger bankroll. at £1.20 a spin it could be all over quite quickly :/
 
Well here are the results of the altercation..... :)

Serves you well for trashing TFROL throughout the first day :D

What a nice hit though! If only the wine would have covered other symbols instead of 2 diamonds and the wild! That Wild Celebration wasn't bad either!

FYI, the Wild Wine on TSII, IR and TFROL always goes from left to right, so there's no coming back to the reels on the left side once it starts landing. Same rule apply for Shitstorm (left to right only).
 
Great video!

I have not played in the download casino for a while but I remember some games would include free spins as part of your total spins made. If the stats say 1500 spins you need to detuct the amount of free spins from that to calculate wagering and this might explain why you had so much wagering left when you thought you had finished.
 
Well here are the results of the altercation..... :)



Great video Chopley:cheers: I am glad you were able to cashout. I spit my drink out the part of FROL when you said f*&*k a retrigger cause the reels were so slow. This video has plenty of laughs for me. I find myself waiting in anticipation for your next adventure:)
 
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Nice session:)
I agree it's irritating that those slots that automatically pop up in a separate window, tend to run immensely slow after playing them for a longer time...

Nice hit on the wild wine indeed, although i must say i always get slightly pissed when it "changes" a wild already in place...so useless:)
Looking forward to seeing a slot session on Play&Go slots maybe.. if you don't i might have to myself.

:cool:
 
Great video!

I have not played in the download casino for a while but I remember some games would include free spins as part of your total spins made. If the stats say 1500 spins you need to detuct the amount of free spins from that to calculate wagering and this might explain why you had so much wagering left when you thought you had finished.

absolutely correct! that's the reason why the wr was not met chopley. it didn't have anything to do with old spins wr or anything else. you were adding all spins together, but you forgot some free spins on slots are added to spins actually played..

chops loved it, was very entertaining!
 
What can I say? I can say the video was clean, original, thought provoking, emotional, exciting, inviting, the list goes on.. it blew me away. Keep it up Choppers - what you are doing works like a well oiled machine. untill the next slotting adventure congrats on your win and patience with the issues at the end. the bar is raised higher still
 
Thanks for the comments chaps, I was a bit concerned at the length of this one but I did one full pass and then a secondary pass hacking stuff out, any more would have started to make it somewhat disjointed I felt - plus with the quad-slot play there tended to be quite a lot going on anyway.

With regards to the free spins being added onto the total spin count I did test this myself and I found that the spin counter did NOT increment for free spins (you can test this easily enough yourself), I also confirmed with the rep via PM that my wagering totals were correct, and it was indeed the Avalon II wagering and Playboy promo wagering that led to the discrepancy :)
 
Nice session:)
I agree it's irritating that those slots that automatically pop up in a separate window, tend to run immensely slow after playing them for a longer time...

Their recent slots seem to hijack a lot of resources for some reason and there might be a cache issue as well since they get worse and worse the longer you play them. Girls with Guns and Piggy Fortunes are of course the worst offenders. I originally thought that my laptop wasn't fast enough so I got a new high-end one last year (with a fast CPU, 8 gig of ram and a gaming stand alone graphics card) and it's still not great. It's definitely not normal to not be able to properly run a slot machine on a laptop like that.
 
Well I have now been paid by Platinum Play.

Withdrawal sat at pending and reversible for about 36 hours (not so good), got the email this morning to say it had moved to being processed which could take another 24 hours apparently, so obviously I was thinking 'Oh goody it's going to go into the weekend and into next week then....' but the cash was in my Neteller account by 4pm this afternoon, which isn't too bad for an 'old school' MG download casino.
 
Thanks for the comments chaps, I was a bit concerned at the length of this one but I did one full pass and then a secondary pass hacking stuff out, any more would have started to make it somewhat disjointed I felt - plus with the quad-slot play there tended to be quite a lot going on anyway.

With regards to the free spins being added onto the total spin count I did test this myself and I found that the spin counter did NOT increment for free spins (you can test this easily enough yourself), I also confirmed with the rep via PM that my wagering totals were correct, and it was indeed the Avalon II wagering and Playboy promo wagering that led to the discrepancy :)

hi chopley

are you sure about the free spins not adding to the original spins played? I have just played immortal. I set it at 25 spins, I got the bonus spins after 3 spins so took 10 amber, and when finished, it showed I had done 13 spins.

I have not played the other 3 slots to test this out to see if they add too yet..
 
hi chopley

are you sure about the free spins not adding to the original spins played? I have just played immortal. I set it at 25 spins, I got the bonus spins after 3 spins so took 10 amber, and when finished, it showed I had done 13 spins.

I have not played the other 3 slots to test this out to see if they add too yet..

I tested it on Munchkins and that wasn't adding the free spins to the spin total count, must confess I didn't go back and try the others as it was only when I was onto Munchkins that I thought something was up.

It is a bit confusing overall because there were apparently three different wagering figures active at once, the 'phantom' WR from the Avalon II free spins, the £5 'bonus' from Playboy which added £150 on, and the main £4320 WR.

Neither support or the rep took issue with my sums though, and it was the rep who got back to me about the other two WRs (although I'm sure the Avalon II WR shouldn't have existed at all because I'm 99.9% sure I zeroed my balance with all funds won from the 50 free spins), and I also pointed out that adding on £150 WR to a large WR already in progress was pretty bad form, especially for an 'invisible' bonus awarded for completing some random achievement on Playboy that I knew absolutely nothing about.

Overall it really does show how damn clunky the Viper client is for this sort of thing, when so many casinos these days allow you to track WR to the nearest penny, updated in real time.
 
Excellent video! One session and you hit a 330x AND a 723x on a single game - something that would take you until Christmas or beyond with netBent games.
You also found a new game called 'Thunderstruck True' which I hadn't heard of. I'm glad, as it played shit though.
Well done for reversing last week's financial setback.

Next time, same again, with Battlestar Galactica, The Dark Knight Rises, Avalon 2 and the old stalwart IR.......???
 
Excellent video! One session and you hit a 330x AND a 723x on a single game - something that would take you until Christmas or beyond with netBent games.
You also found a new game called 'Thunderstruck True' which I hadn't heard of. I'm glad, as it played shit though.
Well done for reversing last week's financial setback.

God knows what was going on with the whole 'Thunderstruck True' thing, I only realised I'd mostly been pronouncing it like that when I came to edit it all together and was like 'STOP CALLING IT THUNDERSTRUCK TRUE YOU BLITHERING IDIOT'.

I definitely feel in a better place with MG after these two sessions that I did beforehand, so certainly wouldn't rule out another proper session on them at some point, would have to be on a download casino though so I can do quad-slot play.
 
Cheers for the comments all, much appreciated :)

Can't guarantee I'll maintain one video per week for much longer as the sessions are getting pretty epic in length (two to four days on and off to make wagering, and then all the time to edit them together), although whilst I'm on a winning roll there is a temptation to continue....

When I take the inevitable kicking or three that are clearly in the post, I'll probably take a break for a short while Grin

There will be a video going up this Friday though, all done and dusted, just finishing off editing it together and lashing the music on.

Any comments with regards to length? Is over two hours just too damn long or are they still watchable at that length? I do leave a lot of footage on the proverbial cutting room floor, but obviously I could snip more out, although there's then the risk of it starting to become a bit disjointed, and I'm already doing stuff like editing short bonus rounds in the montages and suchlike.

I don't want there to be any obvious 'jumps' in there, the idea being that if you're watching the entire thing you are effectively following the session 'with me' as it were and you're never going to be left wondering 'OK what the fuck just happened there then? Where did that money just come from and/or go to?' - that sort of thing.

It's not like I was aiming for over two hours on the last one, it's just how it seemed to naturally edit together and still feel 'right', but comments and feedback are welcomed.
 
Cheers for the comments all, much appreciated :)

Can't guarantee I'll maintain one video per week for much longer as the sessions are getting pretty epic in length (two to four days on and off to make wagering, and then all the time to edit them together), although whilst I'm on a winning roll there is a temptation to continue....

When I take the inevitable kicking or three that are clearly in the post, I'll probably take a break for a short while Grin

There will be a video going up this Friday though, all done and dusted, just finishing off editing it together and lashing the music on.

Any comments with regards to length? Is over two hours just too damn long or are they still watchable at that length? I do leave a lot of footage on the proverbial cutting room floor, but obviously I could snip more out, although there's then the risk of it starting to become a bit disjointed, and I'm already doing stuff like editing short bonus rounds in the montages and suchlike.

I don't want there to be any obvious 'jumps' in there, the idea being that if you're watching the entire thing you are effectively following the session 'with me' as it were and you're never going to be left wondering 'OK what the fuck just happened there then? Where did that money just come from and/or go to?' - that sort of thing.

It's not like I was aiming for over two hours on the last one, it's just how it seemed to naturally edit together and still feel 'right', but comments and feedback are welcomed.

Yeah, I can't wait. I find all your videos great regardless of length. In fact the last one I didn't even notice how long it was. Each minute was pure entertainment. I do like the way you edit the videos because as a watcher I can clearly tell how the session is going even when you go to the montage. You got the continuity down pat. I find myself cheering along when you get a good win and cursing when things go bad. I end up talking to my computer. As I said before it's better than telly.
 
I tested it on Munchkins and that wasn't adding the free spins to the spin total count, must confess I didn't go back and try the others as it was only when I was onto Munchkins that I thought something was up.

It is a bit confusing overall because there were apparently three different wagering figures active at once, the 'phantom' WR from the Avalon II free spins, the £5 'bonus' from Playboy which added £150 on, and the main £4320 WR.

Neither support or the rep took issue with my sums though, and it was the rep who got back to me about the other two WRs (although I'm sure the Avalon II WR shouldn't have existed at all because I'm 99.9% sure I zeroed my balance with all funds won from the 50 free spins), and I also pointed out that adding on £150 WR to a large WR already in progress was pretty bad form, especially for an 'invisible' bonus awarded for completing some random achievement on Playboy that I knew absolutely nothing about.

Overall it really does show how damn clunky the Viper client is for this sort of thing, when so many casinos these days allow you to track WR to the nearest penny, updated in real time.
Munchkins is an old slot and does not add free spins to stats, the others most definitely increase spins in stats for free spins.
 
well done on another great video, watched it all, and made the mrs watch it too, and shes a converted chopley fan already :thumbsup:

the only thing i msised was the reaction for tfrol monster hit, you got excited at minor wild desires and the like so i would have liked to have heard the reaction and or swearing :d

id like to see a play'n'go vid in the future or some other software provider that im not as familiar with
 
Is over two hours just too damn long or are they still watchable at that length?.

I'm pretty sure that most people here aren't afraid of a 2hrs long slot session Chop. :)

It would be fun however to hear your reaction when you hit something big, like when you got those hits on TFROL. I understand that you can't keep commenting live for the whole thing, but surely you said something, didn't you? :) When you're editing the video, perhaps you could cut the music and insert your reaction and a few words in there before restarting the music? It happened in the Starspin session as well IIRC (hitting something big during "music" mode). Anyway, no big deal, just a suggestion.

Edit: just noticed that "Wild Reels" basically said the same thing.
 
When the TFROL hit came in I was chatting to Mrs Chopley about family matters :D She knows all about my slotting and my videos and stuff and is used to me pointing a camera at my screen, but breaking off a chat with her to start commentating on an online slot win would have been rather rude!

Outside of the initial Sunday afternoon session (when I've got the house to myself) I'm generally working around Mrs Chopley and Chopley Jnr, if I'm in a position to make a comment as to what's happening I will do so but montage mode usually means family around which is why I put the music over the top because the 'commentary' at that point is just normal family household noises :)

I'll also try and grab an hour or two when they're in bed if I can, and can commentate normally then, but there's a limit to how much time I want to spend on the endeavour as a whole - so when I'm on a big WR I'll just have the slots running as and when I can and if it happens not to fit in with being able to commentate then unfortunately that's just the roll of the dice.

So yes, it's a shame that the TFROL hit missed any sort of reaction but there is a reason for it :)
 
Dont worry about the 2hours videos they are still fun to watch cause you keep talking to keep it interesting, if it was just 2hours video without commentary it would get boring in the long run.

Cant wait for you new video friday :D
 
i have a massive issue with 2 hour videos.....

there not long enough!

i think im at a crossroads in my slotting career, i tend to far more enjoy watching your vids than playing slots myself haha. Looking forward to friday!
 
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I nearly fell off my chair on a few occasions here. When you decided to do the WR on Thief that caught me off guard as it's a pretty dangerous slot.... and those hits on Twin Spin, OMG! I really like this slot and I've been playing it quite a lot lately, some of your hits were stunning. IMO NetEnt was spot on with this one. There are dead spins but at least there are some big wins in there to compensate, unlike most others.

Congrats on the cashout!

PS: Not that I needed the video to conclude this but IGT online slots are pure crap. Not sure what Andy was expecting by asking you to review them.:what: They are OK in B&M casinos but online they look like slots from the 90's. That was pretty painful to watch: slow spins, poor graphics, poor music, poor unoriginal bonus rounds... I see no reason to play that when there are far, far more entertaining softwares around.

PPS: Your kid is better at recognizing animals than you are Chop! That thing on Evolution is a squirrel, not a monkey.:D
 
I nearly fell off my chair on a few occasions here. When you decided to do the WR on Thief that caught me off guard as it's a pretty dangerous slot.... and those hits on Twin Spin, OMG! I really like this slot and I've been playing it quite a lot lately, some of your hits were stunning. IMO NetEnt was spot on with this one. There are dead spins but at least there are some big wins in there to compensate, unlike most others.

Congrats on the cashout!

PS: Not that I needed the video to conclude this but IGT online slots are pure crap. Not sure what Andy was expecting by asking you to review them.:what: They are OK in B&M casinos but online they look like slots from the 90's. That was pretty painful to watch: slow spins, poor graphics, poor music, poor unoriginal bonus rounds... I see no reason to play that when there are far, far more entertaining softwares around.

I'm really starting to revise my opinion of Netent slots, for all the bitching I've done about them that's three times on the trot I've now comfortably made wagering on them and progressed to a cashout.

Twin Spin in particular is a stunningly good slot IMO, and I really like Wonky Wabbits too. If you look at the pays I had there, you really can't knock them at all.

As for IGT though, as I said in the video, I remembered more and more why I'd stopped playing them, even the ones that were actually OK in some regards were still ruined by the laggy spins and general slowness and clunkiness of the slots overall.
 
FLYING MONKEYS.


Look!!! They are f*cking squirrels, I tried telling you ages ago, even the boy saw straight away they are squirrels. There is a flying squirrel, when ever have you heard or seen a flying bloody monkey??? What's the point?? Monkeys evolved to be agile climbers and jumpers so don't need to glide between trees like the flying SQUIRREL does. :mad::mad::mad:

If you don't desist from calling them flying monkeys we will have to have a poll so the CM members can tell you.

P.S. Great video (again!) and congrats on the cashout. You owe Mr. Green a jar or two....
 
Thanks for uploading another great video Chopley...
I did a quick peek at lunchtime and looking forward to watch the complete video tonight...
Really do enjoy them! :-)
Ok,previous comments ruined the outcome as I already know you will make a nice profit but hey I will still watch it.

And I agree on IGT,never managed to have any serious win on their online slots.
I stopped playing them a good while ago.

Keep up the good work Chopley! :):thumbsup:
 
Twin Spin in particular is a stunningly good slot IMO

The mechanics behind this slot is interesting as not all reels are identical. I've never seen stacked diamonds on the first reel, for example. What I don't know is if the twin/triple/quadruple/quintuple spins use a different set of reels altogether, and if not which reel does it reproduce (does it copy the reel on the left? Because if it's the case, it would make it impossible to get a full screen of diamonds, 7's, bars or bells).

Did your full screen of K's came from a "quintuple spin" or a quadruple one? I know that K's are stacked on all 5 reels so it wouldn't answer my questionning here but I'm curious.
 
The mechanics behind this slot is interesting as not all reels are identical. I've never seen stacked diamonds on the first reel, for example. What I don't know is if the twin/triple/quadruple/quintuple spins use a different set of reels altogether, and if not which reel does it reproduce (does it copy the reel on the left? Because if it's the case, it would make it impossible to get a full screen of diamonds, 7's, bars or bells).

Did your full screen of K's came from a "quintuple spin" or a quadruple one? I know that K's are stacked on all 5 reels so it wouldn't answer my questionning here but I'm curious.

Yeah, I think you've got a point there, as diamonds full screen would be colossal. I've done thousands of spins in freeplay, never seen more than a screen full of aces. As diamonds are only single on 1 and 2 you can't get them if all 5 or the first or last 4 reels join, nor 7's. You can only have 5 conjoined reels giving awards on identical reelstops. This is a bit disingenuous of Netent not to make that clear. You can get 27 diamonds on the last 3 reels if they join, then hope 1,2 get the single diamonds. Still a very big win as I had near that in freeplay.
 
The mechanics behind this slot is interesting as not all reels are identical. I've never seen stacked diamonds on the first reel, for example. What I don't know is if the twin/triple/quadruple/quintuple spins use a different set of reels altogether, and if not which reel does it reproduce (does it copy the reel on the left? Because if it's the case, it would make it impossible to get a full screen of diamonds, 7's, bars or bells).

Did your full screen of K's came from a "quintuple spin" or a quadruple one? I know that K's are stacked on all 5 reels so it wouldn't answer my questionning here but I'm curious.

That's exactly the case,You can only get a full screen of 9,10,J,Q,K,A, after that it's wins with two or more stacks with singles on the first two reels.
the max win is 1080x, Gokkie got it a while back, https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/winner-videos.42826/.
 
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That's exactly the case,You can only get a full screen of 9,10,J,K,A, after that it's wins with two or more stacks with singles on the first two reels.

Is it written anywhere? The highest paying symbol stacked on the first reel is the cherry symbol, so you could possibly get a full screen of cherries for 2430x stake unless the slot is using a different set of reels for triple/quadruple/quintuple spins.
 
Is it written anywhere? The highest paying symbol stacked on the first reel is the cherry symbol, so you could possibly get a full screen of cherries for 2430x stake unless the slot is using a different set of reels for triple/quadruple/quintuple spins.

No i don't think it's written anywhere, this is just based of my own observations, and the fact that the max pay is 270000(max win in coins)/250(max bet in coins)= 1080xbet, which is the screen that Gokkie got in the link i posted.

So assuming that the game is correct and that the max win is 1080x, then you can't get more than three stacks of the higher paying symbols, otherwise it would pay more then that.
the wilds themselves don't pay anything so it doesn't matter where the stacks are on the screen, So a cherry win of three stacks+ some singles/wilds might be possible.

so that means that the pay's for three stacks+ two singles are:

Diamond,s 1080x
7's 540x
Bar's 432x
Bell's 270x
Cherry's 270x

I don't know if there are any symbols on the reels that appear stacked on more than three reels?
Because on the lower paying picture symbols(bell's and Cherry's you could have four stacks without going over 1080x. I haven't seen screenshots of more than three stacks of picture symbols but i wouldn't rule it out as long as it doesn't break 1080x

I like the slot but i feel that the full screens of symbols may mislead people to think that you can get a full screen of any symbol, which is not the case.
 
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Excellent video as always :thumbsup:

Watching how horrible the IGT slots are i am actually relieved that they block most countries(including Norway) from playing them, i think they are doing us a favour.

For all your NetEnt bashing you seem to have pretty good luck on their slots :D

When you missed the Wonky Wabbits win due to the stupid MrGreen popup thing, I'm pretty sure you could have gone to game history and seen it there, (not all casinos offer screenshots through it though, some only show the bet and win values)

Looking forward to the next Chopley's slot adventure.
 
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Way to go Chopley

I gotta say when I get bored I sometimes mosey on over to youtube to watch winning slots videos. None of them not even the mega wins are more enjoyable that Chopley's forays. He has the perfect balance of humor and cheeck which is always a pleasure. The youtube videos of other winners have guys talking to the machine like they are watching a porn video and quite a lot of them have very course language. With Chopley's videos there is some swearing but its always well placed and deserved.
Chopley as far as I am concerned you are the king of the slots videos:notworthy
 
When you missed the Wonky Wabbits win due to the stupid MrGreen popup thing, I'm pretty sure you could have gone to game history and seen it there, (not all casinos offer screenshots through it though, some only show the bet and win values)

That was filmed but left on the cutting room floor for reasons of length :D (My first edit of this video ran to about 2h45m, after my initial cut I had it down to 2h15m and the final cut reduced that to 2h05m, I really am trying to go for 2 hours or less where possible as anything longer than that is a bit of an ask of the viewer).

Also, it was quite unsatisfactory as I went into the game history at Mr Green to try and find the win there but the site feature was broken at that moment in time, it would pull back transaction history (deposits and withdrawals) but not game history, which of course is where the Wonky Wabbits win would have been available to see.

You may have noticed a bit of a 'jump' in the video there because it goes from my initial annoyance at having missed the win on Wonky Wabbits, straight into Twin Spin and me lamenting the trauma of it all, when in actual fact there was about four minutes of missing footage between those two clips as I try to dig the win out of game history and the site keeps chucking errors after looking like it's processing the request for a minute or so, and I comment that I could contact customer service for the details of the win but there's no point really because I already know what it is, I just want to see it.

Raw footage for this one was well over three hours, so the best part of an hour got left behind.
 
That was filmed but left on the cutting room floor for reasons of length :D (My first edit of this video ran to about 2h45m, after my initial cut I had it down to 2h15m and the final cut reduced that to 2h05m, I really am trying to go for 2 hours or less where possible as anything longer than that is a bit of an ask of the viewer).

Also, it was quite unsatisfactory as I went into the game history at Mr Green to try and find the win there but the site feature was broken at that moment in time, it would pull back transaction history (deposits and withdrawals) but not game history, which of course is where the Wonky Wabbits win would have been available to see.

You may have noticed a bit of a 'jump' in the video there because it goes from my initial annoyance at having missed the win on Wonky Wabbits, straight into Twin Spin and me lamenting the trauma of it all, when in actual fact there was about four minutes of missing footage between those two clips as I try to dig the win out of game history and the site keeps chucking errors after looking like it's processing the request for a minute or so, and I comment that I could contact customer service for the details of the win but there's no point really because I already know what it is, I just want to see it.

Raw footage for this one was well over three hours, so the best part of an hour got left behind.

Ah i see my bad, mrgreen really needs to find a better way of implementing the hourly popup, as you said a hard reboot of the game is just nonsense. I assume it's not possible to block it with Adblock Plus or something similar? :p
 

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