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I'm halfway through the latest video and OMG that progressive thing is friggin' hilarious. Waited 1 min to see the result while there's a big win in the background that he can't see and when the progressive spin finally happens it won't even show the result :D
 
Remind me NEVER to play that awful slot you started on, Alice. No wonder you were swearing. It's almost on par with TFTUT.
There you were on Ruby Slippers, begging for Glinda, I half expected the live chat to offer you 'l*cky d*st'.
The 'jackpot' feature is a complete fucking joke. Almost like your PC has froze.
You never played IGT - surprising as slots like Cleopatra you can play for ever on £1 spins with a balance of 500 like you had.

Well done one 450 profit, thanks for the video.
Very methodical and calculated, but that's how we win though!:lolup:

I had to do some seriously heavy editing on this one to bring it in at under two hours (I got a bit carried away with my new 32GB loaded camcorder and ended up with over three hours of footage :)), so there's some disjointedness and a couple of 'lost threads' in there (where I start talking about something and then it just seems to be forgotten), a couple of sections I just had to lose completely - although all the slots I played were featured so there's nothing missing in that regard.

The Alice section for example was originally longer, with a lot more chat about the nature of the slot and how you have to ride out shit bonus rounds for the good ones that will come along and suchlike, and more explanation in general about how the slot rolls. (My annoyance with it was genuine though, that Super Mad Respins drives me nuts :D) What was left made the slot look a bit rubbish when TBH it's one of my favourite WMS slots!

Also of course my 'begging for Glinda' was 100% tongue in cheek, but again, it was part of a running theme throughout the video, explaining its Jackpot Party back-story and what have you - again this was mostly lost.

The thing is when I start filming I have no idea how long the session will last, for a while there it was looking like a bust-out was entirely possible before I'd done even 10% of the wagering, so I put a lot more 'into' the early stages than turned out to be necessary, so when I assembled it all together some seriously ruthless hacking at the footage was required. (And even then I had to do a second pass of chopping to get it under two hours.)

Overall I'm pretty happy with how it came together although I think the Bruce Lee section still sags a bit.

Quite a few people are saying the video is blocked for them though, for that there's:

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But I've just quickly cobbled together a non-trance version (using some old music I had from the 90s that I'd be amazed if YouTube recognised) so I'll upload that as an alternative version overnight Sunday-Monday. (It takes about three hours to render it out again, because the version of Sony Vegas Movie Studio I have deliberately disables GPU acceleration and you have to pay a fortune for the version that features it, and then it's about 16 hours to upload it again and have it be processed, although this will be much improved when the VDSL gets installed.)

Ultimately it was a very methodical session, I know some folks would have increased bets and/or stuck to high variance slots as it went on, but for me I was 100% focused on getting into a position where I thought Super Jackpot Party could grind it out for me, and by fuck that slot gets the job done in its 96% RTP incarnation. (It's pretty much a modern Netent slot, basically, although that said it managed more wins of around 100x stake and even 140x stake, which you wouldn't expect to see on a Netent slot in 5000 spins!)

It all worked out in the end though, I got my £500 out of the ATM the next day with my NET+ card, and still have a chunk left in there for another session somewhere else :)
 
I got a bit carried away with my new 32GB loaded camcorder

Technically speaking it was your best video yet IMO (sound and image were both great). You're getting pretty good at this!

In the end it was a pretty nice session with a good profit. The slower spins and various glitches have to be expected from smaller, less known casinos.
 
In the end it was a pretty nice session with a good profit. The slower spins and various glitches have to be expected from smaller, less known casinos.

I did finally get a response to my support ticket about the AMAZINGLY BROKEN PROGRESSIVE ROUND - pretty disappointing standard response I'm afraid.

Rather than submit a screenshot of the problem to them, perhaps I'll just send them a link to the video instead :D

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I did finally get a response to my support ticket about the AMAZINGLY BROKEN PROGRESSIVE ROUND - pretty disappointing standard response I'm afraid.

When I expect a reply saying "yes, we've got a serious issue here and we're working hard to fix it" but instead I get "please clear your cookies" it makes me want to play elsewhere. According to that reply, they weren't even aware that they have an onging problem with their main feature (how is that even possible?).

Send them the video.
 
after doing my wagering on another site i gave this a punt too with £100, played similar games but a little more gungho with the stakes but nothing outrageous, got my best wins on that egpytian game on £1 spins, 3 scatter trigger of x120 and 4 spins later a 4 scatter trigger for £95 :thumbsup:

got up to £700 and thought id try super jackpot party which at £1 spins was horrible to me, down to £500 lost the faith and swapped to ruby slippers and got back to £600 then tried again and dropped fairly rapidly to £400, so went to black night and went gungho and didnt get anywhere all the way down to £90 before a big bonus round got me back to £390 which is where im at with 71% wagering completed.


not sure whether im gonna grind it out or go for making the bankroll higher/busting out :p
 
Enjoyed the video as always Chops. I imagine it must take a fair amount of time between filming, editing and uploading, not to mention risking your own cash for our entertainment (although I guess you'd be playing anyway), so thank you for the entertainment and keep up the good work!

Looking forward to the next one!
 
finished wagering with a measly £35 pound left, that was from £200 with 10% to go - on super jackpot party (this low variance slot ate my bank roll more than any other game :D), i think i practically had the most awful pick rounds in succession on it.

Rather than bother withdrawing £35 i went to bruce lee and on the 3rd spin hit a bonus round got me back over £100 so called it a day :p paid to neteller super quick too.
 
Awesome video sofar Chopley,I really enjoy it as I am a big fan of WMS slots.
The progressive trigger feature seems a joke indeed LOL,they better fix that soon.

About the autospin feature,yeah I think you can only click it and it will automaticly set it to 50 spins.
I searched at different casino's with WMS slots if this could be altered but I have never been able to alter the amount of auto spins.

And maybe weird?But I love Alice,I had a few very nice hits on that odd WMS slot.

Busy with a project of my own,will come back about this soon. :thumbsup:

Keep the vids coming,I sincerely enjoy them!

Mark. :)
 
Hi Chopley, great video.:thumbsup: Watching your videos is better than telly. Your commentary on Zeus I especially loved. I love that game but it is soo frustrating at times.:(

I have one question though; when you were explaining the wagering how did the maths go again on a 96% RTP slots? Bankroll by .04 percent?

Thanks:)
 
Just a straight reupload of the Chopley vs Starspins video but with the trance replaced with music that the sinister YouTube Police haven't identified.

So if you were getting blocked in your country or no sound or not playable at all on mobile devices on the last video, this should fix that.

PLEASE NOTE - Other than the music change this is exactly the same video again.

 
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Hi Chopley, great video.:thumbsup: Watching your videos is better than telly. Your commentary on Zeus I especially loved. I love that game but it is soo frustrating at times.:(

I have one question though; when you were explaining the wagering how did the maths go again on a 96% RTP slots? Bankroll by .04 percent?

Thanks:)

Basically you need to divide your starting balance by house edge (in this case 4%) and compare it to the total WR.

Based on £1 per spin:

Example - at the start Chopley had 300 of which 200 was bonus with a 40x WR. So, he needed to wager 8,000 pounds to redeem it and make a withdrawal. The slots are 96% so he would expect to lose 0.04 (4p per pound) each spin.

300/0.04 = 7500 therefore he would expect to bust out 500 spins short of his 8000 WR. Therefore it was an EV- bonus, i.e. on each occasion the maths say you should lose.

Lets say he's played 2 hours and now has met 25% of the WR and has increased his balance to 450 from 300.
So, he recalculates like this: 450/0.04 = 11250 and he has 6,000 WR left. So, he should meet it with 5250 x 0.04 = 210 pounds left in his balance. He is now in EV+ territory and odds favour a cash out.

He checks this and methodically chooses an ultra-low variance game which sticks very much to the 4% house edge. This goes to plan and he then cashes out his 100 deposit plus 110 cash profit from this point.:)
 
Basically you need to divide your starting balance by house edge (in this case 4%) and compare it to the total WR.

Based on £1 per spin:

Example - at the start Chopley had 300 of which 200 was bonus with a 40x WR. So, he needed to wager 8,000 pounds to redeem it and make a withdrawal. The slots are 96% so he would expect to lose 0.04 (4p per pound) each spin.

300/0.04 = 7500 therefore he would expect to bust out 500 spins short of his 8000 WR. Therefore it was an EV- bonus, i.e. on each occasion the maths say you should lose.

Lets say he's played 2 hours and now has met 25% of the WR and has increased his balance to 450 from 300.
So, he recalculates like this: 450/0.04 = 11250 and he has 6,000 WR left. So, he should meet it with 5250 x 0.04 = 210 pounds left in his balance. He is now in EV+ territory and odds favour a cash out.

He checks this and methodically chooses an ultra-low variance game which sticks very much to the 4% house edge. This goes to plan and he then cashes out his 100 deposit plus 110 cash profit from this point.:)

Yep that's about the size of it dunover although it was actually a £466 profit :) (A £566 withdrawal from a £100 deposit.)
 
Yep that's about the size of it dunover although it was actually a £466 profit :) (A £566 withdrawal from a £100 deposit.)

Yes, I was merely providing an example of how you based your strategy at any given point. :)
 
Basically you need to divide your starting balance by house edge (in this case 4%) and compare it to the total WR.

Based on £1 per spin:

Example - at the start Chopley had 300 of which 200 was bonus with a 40x WR. So, he needed to wager 8,000 pounds to redeem it and make a withdrawal. The slots are 96% so he would expect to lose 0.04 (4p per pound) each spin.

300/0.04 = 7500 therefore he would expect to bust out 500 spins short of his 8000 WR. Therefore it was an EV- bonus, i.e. on each occasion the maths say you should lose.

Lets say he's played 2 hours and now has met 25% of the WR and has increased his balance to 450 from 300.
So, he recalculates like this: 450/0.04 = 11250 and he has 6,000 WR left. So, he should meet it with 5250 x 0.04 = 210 pounds left in his balance. He is now in EV+ territory and odds favour a cash out.

He checks this and methodically chooses an ultra-low variance game which sticks very much to the 4% house edge. This goes to plan and he then cashes out his 100 deposit plus 110 cash profit from this point.:)
Thanks Dunnover:notworthy Now I can apply this calculation method on my next session and future sessions.:)
 
this new channel is fooking amazing. can wait till next weekend and the next video. where are you you slotting this weekend choppers? :)

Thanks for the comment but please do be aware I absolutely can't promise one new video per week!

It'll very much come down to free time and also cash, if I take a couple of kickings in a row for example I'll most likely take a break for a week or two.

That said, I do have all the videos from the original channel to work through, and I'll probably upload one of those in the weeks where I don't have a new one to upload.
 
Chopley vs Platinum Play and the £6480 WR

Latest video now up, I've abandoned using trance for the MEGA MONTAGES as YouTube is too good at recognising it these days so I've had to fall back on an old music collection from many years ago. This should mean however that it's available in all countries and on all devices without any need for a reupload as happened at Starspins.

The session you see here is a £180 deposit at Platinum Play with a 120% bonus, which yielded a bankroll of £396 with a WR of £6480. (The bonus was £216 and the WR was 30xB).

Played in the download client (ALL 11.5GB OF IT!!!!) which it has to be said runs nice and quick compared to the web-based affairs, zero slow spins or disconnects in some 10K+ spins.

Main focus was taking a proper look at Avalon II but I branched out into other slots as well.

 
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Doing OK then you committed hara kiri on BDBA WTF????
Despite the bust that session is still better than you would usually experience on Netbent. You made 300x stake profit on Savlon II which was outrageously lucky. The birds are BATS btw...:D:D:D
Excellent video and thanks! Bit out of focus in full-screen BTW works better on the default size for Youtube.
Liked the recent storm footage at the end.
WTG great entertainment! :notworthy
 
Right hang on a minute, I've just noticed something that I didn't notice when editing this one together.

Click on this link and watch what happens -
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Am I missing something here, or does something VERY WRONG happen within about 15 seconds?

EDIT - Right I see what it does, it takes £6 for one spin, so it takes the money for two spins before the second one has started, but then doesn't take any money for the second spin. So a glitch then, not quite so sinister! :) In fact it sort of 'double takes' for both spins towards the end of the first spin I suppose, watching it again.
 
Right hang on a minute, I've just noticed something that I didn't notice when editing this one together.

Click on this link and watch what happens -
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Am I missing something here, or does something VERY WRONG happen within about 15 seconds?

EDIT - Right I see what it does, it takes £6 for one spin, so it takes the money for two spins before the second one has started, but then doesn't take any money for the second spin. So a glitch then, not quite so sinister! :) In fact it sort of 'double takes' for both spins towards the end of the first spin I suppose, watching it again.

Yes, yes. You get used to that on MG downloads where there is a even a very slight lag. It all ties in with the outcome being visible in your balance if you click on it.
 
Yes, yes. You get used to that on MG downloads where there is a even a very slight lag. It all ties in with the outcome being visible in your balance if you click on it.

Heh, just goes to show how often I play MG on download casinos :D

Overall though the experience was far better than even the best web-based MG slots, if only they'd just ALLOW ME TO STICK THE 11.5 BASTARD GIGABYTES WHEREVER I WANTED instead of taking up the best part of 10% of the entire usable space on my fucking SSD.

I'd probably play MG far more often if they'd do something as basic as an install location choice, as it is I always end up resenting the massive chunk of SSD real estate it's taking up, and clear it all out, and then don't play MG again for months.

I had to reinstall the whole fucking lot just to do that Platinum Play session, total pain in the arse.
 
Ouch on the BDBA:eek: I totally cracked up when you stated that the money now belongs to Platinum Play. Fair play though cause I would never have had the guts to play BDBA Again for that many spins. Better luck next time Chopley. Keep the videos coming when you can cause they are always a blast to watch. :notworthy
 
i cant get it to play.....keeps saying it dosnt exist :what:




ahhhhh got it to run ....pls ignore me
 
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Overall though the experience was far better than even the best web-based MG slots

Looks like you got bored and committed slot-suicide like you did with RTG :D

Can't blame you after this many spins and still have a ton of WR left. Makes me wonder why more casinos don't use the same concept as RedBet where you can play 4 slots at the same time? This is an awesome feature IMO and helps against boredom while trying to go through a big WR! There's pretty much always something going on.

I'd love to try this with TSII, IR, TFROL and Playboy all running at the same time on the same bankroll. Now that would be deadly but exciting!:eek:

You didn't think about trying BDBA MegaSpin?
 
Looks like you got bored and committed slot-suicide like you did with RTG :D

Can't blame you after this many spins and still have a ton of WR left. Makes me wonder why more casinos don't use the same concept as RedBet where you can play 4 slots at the same time? This is an awesome feature IMO and helps against boredom while trying to go through a big WR! There's pretty much always something going on.

I'd love to try this with TSII, IR, TFROL and Playboy all running at the same time on the same bankroll. Now that would be deadly but exciting!:eek:

Suicidal.
 
Not as much as you might think though. You spread the variance over 4 slots and they all have a decent RTP.

Yeah, I must admit I'd prefer opening a MG casino account and playing to TSII/IR etc. to playing a new NetBent site. Despite the choice of HV games I'd expect my money to last longer on those MG slots and have a bit more fun. Just imagine, a 4-reel WD and 1 minute later in another window 4-reels of stacked wilds on Playboy..:D
 
Suicidal.

That's actually how I made WR at Redbet most times, quad-slot play on a 35x/40xB WR.

Still got the videos, had some nice cashouts, (and a couple of losses), will upload them to the new channel in due course.

Remember Netent slots have a nice high RTP, it's just their gimped paytables that make them damn near impossible to win on low-rolling on a straight deposit, but chuck a decent bonus at them on a reasonable WR, and all of a sudden that 'Netent variance' as it was described elsewhere, can really start to work in your favour.

EDIT - I see you were talking about MG slots there :D You can tile multiple games with the Viper client can't you?
 
Looks like you got bored and committed slot-suicide like you did with RTG :D

Can't blame you after this many spins and still have a ton of WR left. Makes me wonder why more casinos don't use the same concept as RedBet where you can play 4 slots at the same time? This is an awesome feature IMO and helps against boredom while trying to go through a big WR! There's pretty much always something going on.

Yeah as I said on the commentary, I was genuinely bored by then. I could have whacked BDBA up to quickspins I suppose and that would have got it over quickly, but you can't delineate between quickspins in normal play and quick spins in a bonus round on the older MG slots, so the bonus rounds would be over horribly quickly and that's where all the excitement is on BDBA, watching to see if those winning symbols land in the right places :)

I'm certainly not in the mood for a session this weekend so there won't be a new video up on the channel next week (I generally make a start over the weekend (usually Sunday afternoon), work through WR for as many weekdays as it takes, and then look to finalise editing Wednesday/Thursday ready for upload overnight Thursday to Friday) - besides which I'm totally addicted to Hearthstone and am playing that all the time instead :D

Plus the loss at Platinum Play was £180, which is into my 'stings a bit' territory and makes me disinclined to risk the same amount of cash this weekend.
 
Hmmm yes here you go, four shiny new MG slots all running at the same time and all 100% visible at the same time too. Surprisingly they all run nice and smoothly too (my PC certainly has the grunt for it, it's the Viper client that I had my doubts about, but it seems to be fine).

(I know you can 'tab' them in the Viper client itself, but of course you can only see one at a time when you do that.)

This changes things a bit.... I still have three more bonus offers on the current promotion from Platinum Play, the next one is a 100% match up to £200.

Could make for a pretty frenetic session.....

As you can see it'd work better with the newer widescreen aspect slots, the older 4:3 format slots are less of a good fit for my screen.

I'm not well up on MG's output of late, what would be four decent candidates for a bonkers death or glory session that all run in widescreen aspect?

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Hmmm yes here you go, four shiny new MG slots all running at the same time and all 100% visible at the same time too. Surprisingly they all run nice and smoothly too (my PC certainly has the grunt for it, it's the Viper client that I had my doubts about, but it seems to be fine).

I don't think these would work well on my laptop. I don't have the downloaded client though, I usually play the MGS instant flash version (which is flawless BTW).


I'm not well up on MG's output of late, what would be four decent candidates for a bonkers death or glory session that all run in widescreen aspect?


I already said my picks earlier (the 4 similar 243-way slots), but that would require a decent bankroll as 4 slots at $0.30/spin still equal $1.20 per "round". I'm not sure about you...

Did you try Georgie Porgie yet? It's basically a 15 lines BDBA so you might like it if you're looking for a different HV slot. Also Mystic Dreams has a variance similar to Bust the Bank (lots of dead spins with a large chunk of the RTP attached to the bonus round) and can be fun to play.
 
Yes you can run 4 at once, although usually you have to use your cursor arrow to pull the sides in to size them to your screen. Unfortunately for me, I love to click my balance when WD or Shitstorm kicks off and especially when 2 scatters are doing their 'heartstopper' spin for the third, but running multiple slots means the result is not accurate as the expected raise in balance can't solely be attributed to the slot in question....:(

P.S. Chopley - open a NetBent in free play mode, open DoA in 2 or more windows and wait until you hit a bonus round.......you might find the answer to your speculation on Rolastan and Blaothons screenshots and inordinate success....
 
Yes you can run 4 at once, although usually you have to use your cursor arrow to pull the sides in to size them to your screen. Unfortunately for me, I love to click my balance when WD or Shitstorm kicks off and especially when 2 scatters are doing their 'heartstopper' spin for the third, but running multiple slots means the result is not accurate as the expected raise in balance can't solely be attributed to the slot in question....:(

I'll never understand the inclination to do that - why do you want to suck all of the suspense out of the only interesting events in slot games?!

I can sympathise if you've had ten Dick Desires in a row pay nothing and you're near a bust and sick of it, but other than that, don't you enjoy the excitement of the wild reels dropping in?
 
I'll never understand the inclination to do that - why do you want to suck all of the suspense out of the only interesting events in slot games?!

I can sympathise if you've had ten Dick Desires in a row pay nothing and you're near a bust and sick of it, but other than that, don't you enjoy the excitement of the wild reels dropping in?

Yes and no. If you remember my 4-reel sh!tstorm on TSII I knew it was coming after seeing the massive increase in my balance from 18 quid to 1500-odd. I knew it was too much for 3, not enough for 5 reels. This meant I could grab my camera (as the feature video stalls until you click back to the game) and then get a video of it. Unfortunately in that case I fucked-up colossally by forgetting to tap the red 'start' button on my phone.....so that's one advantage when done properly.
Usually WD or shitstorm are 2-reels and pay bugger-all, 0.5 x stake - 9x stake or maybe a 50-ish. So at least when I am getting a crap one of zero I can ignore the video and go for a piss or something useful, and if I know it's a whopper I can sit back and relax...
 
Another great video Chopley...
I really enjoyed watching it again and BDBA was insane rude to you so to say...
I never liked that slot although I have hit those blue gems twice in normal mode,once with a x5 multiplier in it and it paid me something like €750.00 if I remember correctly.
I think the screenshot is somewhere in the x1000 bet section. :cool:

I got a whitewash a few months ago on the multiplayer BDBA with 4 running in the same time.
It was disastrous and I lost a nearly €500.00 bankroll on it,so yeah I could so recognise the shittynes of your session there.
It can be so rude at times.

By the way nice music on the end,I really liked the footage of the sea and the nice guitarmusic. :thumbsup:

I hope you will enjoy my Netent vs MGS battle too,will do this one upcoming week.
Hope I can get same awesome video quality as yourselves.
Still testing and trying to get it right before going "live". :D

And if you are gonna do a do or die on 4 MGS slots simultanously I would love to see:

Break Away (killed my bankroll pretty much last month but has to have some decent hits hidden somewhere). :D
Sweet Harvest
Playboy
Avalon II

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Whichever 4 slots you pick,I'll be watching and wish you good luck! :D
 
I'd love to try this with TSII, IR, TFROL and Playboy all running at the same time on the same bankroll. Now that would be deadly but exciting!:eek:

Looks like this one should work OK, bit awkward with the tiling as the three older slots are 4:3 aspect and Playboy is 16:9, but they all fit and the camera can focus on them all, and they all run gorgeously too. (I tried it with a widescreen quartet which was fine also, but by fuck Girls With Guns didn't half chug after a while, what the hell is wrong with that slot?)

Not saying I'll definitely go for this tomorrow, I'll see how I feel come my afternoon hours of solitude, but I may fire this quartet up in real play on a 100% bonus offer at Platinum Play.

Mind you, apart from Immortal Romance which is fully unlocked, I haven't even clocked up one bonus round on any of the others so we'll be stuck on the first bonus rounds :D How does it work out what you've unlocked and what you haven't? I'm sure I played TSII quite a lot in real back in the day, albeit never at Platinum Play, is it per casino or something?

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Looks like this one should work OK, bit awkward with the tiling as the three older slots are 4:3 aspect and Playboy is 16:9, but they all fit and the camera can focus on them all, and they all run gorgeously too. (I tried it with a widescreen quartet which was fine also, but by fuck Girls With Guns didn't half chug after a while, what the hell is wrong with that slot?)

Not saying I'll definitely go for this tomorrow, I'll see how I feel come my afternoon hours of solitude, but I may fire this quartet up in real play on a 100% bonus offer at Platinum Play.

Mind you, apart from Immortal Romance which is fully unlocked, I haven't even clocked up one bonus round on any of the others so we'll be stuck on the first bonus rounds :D How does it work out what you've unlocked and what you haven't? I'm sure I played TSII quite a lot in real back in the day, albeit never at Platinum Play, is it per casino or something?

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Nice, should make for an entertaining video, although maybe a bit short :p

Yes it's per casino, and with casinos like 32red which offer both a download client and a browser casino you have to unlock them separately which i think is ridiculous(not that the shitty MG flash casino is usable anyway)
 

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