My online slots videos (plus UK AWPs)

[Lemon]

Fair play.
I still do alright.

Yeah, but didn't you hear? Choppers has transcended gambling now, and partaking in it in any way is beneath him. This means he gets to sneer at anyone still involved in it, whether they win or lose.

As far as Choppers is now concerned - having seen the light - if you play random slots online because you consciously choose to do that as a form of entertainment, you're just throwing your money away. If you still go out from time to time and pinch a few quid around the pubs on compensated machines you're a lowlife scumbag parasite.

That's what separates us mere mortals from great people like Choppers; someone who has traversed the entire gambling landscape and decided it's not for him. With a click of his mighty fingers he's packed the game in and no longer identifies as a gambling addict. One can only dream of the opulent life he will now lead as a result of this.

What's the view like up there on your pedestal, Choppers?

 

[SYPlayer95]

If you still go out from time to time and pinch a few quid around the pubs on compensated machines you're a lowlife scumbag parasite

Interesting take lol.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

What's the view like up there on your pedestal, Choppers?

Magnificent!

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On a more serious note, I've always been entirely consistent in terms of my opinion on playing fruit machines in the UK, either as an addict (which I was for a decade) or as a 'winning player' which I was from around 2000/2001 and remained so until the last compensated fruit machines disappeared from the pubs of the IOM.

As you're clearly not my biggest fan I wouldn't remotely expect you to have watched any of my videos, but by extension this means that you're also not armed with those splendid things called 'facts', which in this scenario would be rather useful and highlight the inaccuracy of your claims.

I've made my choices with regards to gambling, others are of course free to choose however they wish in terms of what they do with their own free time and what is (hopefully!) just their discretionary entertainment spend.

 

[TheAddict]

If info on Betcoms is still considered slightly sensitive I really feel sorry for anyone still scrabbling around for them out in the real world.

Compensated fruit machines were always a dog eat dog world even in the 'good old days', it's properly feral now.

Tbf, choppler, ceartin info is better than others. Some info doesn't just make wedge, but as in the above mentioned case, also saves time too.
I'm also pretty sure that nobody is scrabbling around for betcoms anymore either, there simply isn't enough about anymore to make some kind of route to scrabble throughl Unless perhaps you want to play an Axe on the isle of man once every 5 days and throw a few random digis in with it .

But for anyone who still plays all types of the playable fruits to make profit, why wouldn't they want the few betcoms they know of providing them extra cash while out on those routes, especially if that info isn't known by many? And even more especially since routes that are not on the Isle of Man tend to be fairly long drives these days.

I dunno. I do know I feel like forcing a Corn now though.

 

[PMKFRUITPRO]

Yeah, but didn't you hear? Choppers has transcended gambling now, and partaking in it in any way is beneath him. This means he gets to sneer at anyone still involved in it, whether they win or lose.

As far as Choppers is now concerned - having seen the light - if you play random slots online because you consciously choose to do that as a form of entertainment, you're just throwing your money away. If you still go out from time to time and pinch a few quid around the pubs on compensated machines you're a lowlife scumbag parasite.

That's what separates us mere mortals from great people like Choppers; someone who has traversed the entire gambling landscape and decided it's not for him. With a click of his mighty fingers he's packed the game in and no longer identifies as a gambling addict. One can only dream of the opulent life he will now lead as a result of this.

What's the view like up there on your pedestal, Choppers?

Post of the year without doubt.

 

[SYPlayer95]

Post of the year without doubt.

Depends which aspect.
I can still clear a grand a week on fruits, each to their own.

 

[PMKFRUITPRO]

What’s that got to do with lemons post about Chop????

A grand a week on fruits?? 4K a month?

You must have an engineer on the books then? Either that or every pub u enter u must find pots on every terminal!!

Oh and let’s not forgot the betcoms!!!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Licensed from real fruit machines, have far higher RTPs than you'd ever get on real fruit machines, sensible volatility and some decent prizes, and none of the fuckery and corruption that comes with compensation - what's not to like!

Looks like Realistic Games have gone pop since I uploaded this video.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Fairly self explanatory, contains wage data of my own pay from 1994 and 1989.

 

[Jono777]

Depends which aspect.
I can still clear a grand a week on fruits, each to their own.

Wow!

I struggled to do that when I had about 9-10 different methods on the go back in it's prime

Then again I was a pissed head with an addiction to spending it soon as I made it

Young, free and single, with holes in all my jeans pockets due to the weight of £££ coins, ah the good old days!

 

[SYPlayer95]

Wow!

I struggled to do that when I had about 9-10 different methods on the go back in it's prime

Then again I was a pissed head with an addiction to spending it soon as I made it

Young, free and single, with holes in all my jeans pockets due to the weight of £££ coins, ah the good old days!

I spend a lot, yeah.
Fortunately my jeans are in tact still as everything pays out notes now.
It's not difficult to make money if you know what you are doing and what machines to play.

 

[Jono777]

I spend a lot, yeah.
Fortunately my jeans are in tact still as everything pays out notes now.
It's not difficult to make money if you know what you are doing and what machines to play.

Believe you, 100% mate.

Trouble is, I lost my "mojo" years ago and around this area (excluding arcades) there are not many fruities at all of any description. Odd one in the odd pub from what I told (Ain't set foot in a boozer for years either) but hardly any.

Wouldn't touch a motorway service station machine with someone else's dosh and can't think of anywhere else I used to play them

I'd soon reignite my passion if I got a method on BarX-7 as those things are about 10 in each of our remaining arcades lol.

 

[SYPlayer95]

I'd soon reignite my passion if I got a method on BarX-7 as those things are about 10 in each of our remaining arcades lol.

We would be millionaires if this was to happen

 

[TheAddict]

Never thought about it till years after, but god knows how much bacteria your pockets must have collected from those filthy coins being circulated in them lol. Being a kid and picking ya nose would have been a good way to build your immune system, i guess.

Luckily for me, when younger, the only time a pocket gave way and emptied itself while in a VERY busy arcade that I always used to haunt on the southeast, it happened to be the token pocket during the money talks and roller coaster era

 

[ChopleyIOM]

MVFME has been updated to V1.1, loads of new games added and quite a few quality of life improvements, bug fixes, and general fettling.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Very subtle subliminal messaging going on with the thumbnail here.