Lost Key

[LaurieJim]

Several days ago as I left a meeting, I was desperately giving myself a pat down. I was looking for my keys. . .
but they were not in my pockets.

A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I
headed for the parking lot. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. As I burst back out through the doors, I came to a terrifying conclusion - The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, I called my wonderful husband. "Honey," I stammered and stuttered, "I left my keys in the car, and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his loving voice. "You Idiot," he muttered, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my time to be silent. Slightly embarrassed, I said, "Well, would you please come get me? "

He snorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your f@#)*! van."

Yep, some days are like that & I can't remember the others.

Laurie

 

[blonde]

Oh no, bless your heart. Good news it wasn't stolen and I totally understand about having those days. I think just about every other day sums it up for me.

 

[weesie]

Ha!! Boy, do I have days like that!

 

[samoas]

As a matter of fact, I had one of those days today! At least you can laugh at yourself, Laurie.