Lighthearted News Thread

[goatwack]

It's the new North Korea thread, but with more sense

 

[Kroffe]

It's the new North Korea thread, but with more sense

Wich does not necessarily mean there is much sense to be found here.

 

[paul7388]

Wich does not necessarily mean there is much sense to be found here.

To be fair there rarely is any sense in threads once you and the goat start partaking.

 

[dionysus]

To be fair there rarely is any sense in threads once you and the goat start partaking.

there is...providing you come at it from the right angle

 

[Kroffe]

To be fair there rarely is any sense in threads once you and the goat start partaking.

Hmmm, did Goatwack ever create that "Pauls misery corner" thread.
I understand that you are a bit pouty because you were not let in to the Swedish group, but theres no need to be rude.

 

[Kroffe]

there is...providing you come at it from the right angle

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I really wish you would stop "coming" at the threads, no matter what angle you do it at.
Gross, and waaay TMI.

 

[dionysus]

I really wish you would stop "coming" at the threads, no matter what angle you do it at.
Gross, and waaay TMI.

dont be jealous cuz i can do it from a distance (and around corners)

 

[Kroffe]

dont be jealous cuz i can do it from a distance (and around corners)

Its hard not to be.
=)

 

[paul7388]

Hmmm, did Goatwack ever create that "Pauls misery corner" thread.
I understand that you are a bit pouty because you were not let in to the Swedish group, but theres no need to be rude.

Don't need Swedish group can't be arsed with google translate.

Besides i am starting my own private group with only me allowed.

Even talking to myself i get a better conversation.

 

[Kroffe]

I thought with how cold it is in Canada, it would be more like this.

 

[dionysus]

well, that's how icicles form from the roof
dont lick them

 

[pinnit2014]

Don't need Swedish group can't be arsed with google translate.

Besides i am starting my own private group with only me allowed.

Even talking to myself i get a better conversation.

You not have your Sunday Munchie Box to alleviate the grumpness?

 

[Jasminebed]

Did someone say ice cream

 

[paul7388]

You not have your Sunday Munchie Box to alleviate the grumpness?

Since when was i ever grumpy.

And i don't eat munchie boxes i prefer chinese food.

 

[Kroffe]

 

[steveh35]

Pussycat Dolls forget to sing err mime

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[steveh35]

China to send 100,000 ducks to Pakistan to fight locust infestation.

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Mr Lu told the newspaper: “One duck is able to eat more than 200 locusts a day. They have three times the combat capability.”

 

[steveh35]

Nottingham Teacher banned from teaching for:
1) using the words twat, prick, retard and blockhead to students
2) Putting children in headlocks
3) Pulling chairs away from under students
4) Firing staples from a staple gun at students
5) Telling a girl who said her drawing looked like a vagina that if her vagina looked like that she had a problem
6) He told a pupil she had nice breasts
7) He dragged pupils across the floor
8) he put glue on the side of a piece of paper then stuck in on a students face
9) He put his foot on a pupil's head

He has been given a indefinite ban from teaching which can be appealed in 2022, he showed no remorse and didn't even turn up to the hearing.

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[dionysus]

2 years?
sounds like the man shouldnt be responsible for a hamster, let alone a class of kids

 

[steveh35]

2 years?
sounds like the man shouldnt be responsible for a hamster, let alone a class of kids

Just to clarify he has been given an indefinite ban but it can be appealed in 2022.

 

[dionysus]

Just to clarify he has been given an indefinite ban but it can be appealed in 2022.

ah
so more like prison board of appeals
shuffle the paperwork, nod
rubber stamp NO..next!

 

[bamberfishcake]

China to send 100,000 ducks to Pakistan to fight locust infestation.

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Mr Lu told the newspaper: “One duck is able to eat more than 200 locusts a day. They have three times the combat capability.”

I saw this and thought it was a brilliant idea.

Couldnt see the states or uk doing something like that. Makes too much sense and no money to be made from it.

Apparently they did it once before and it worked well.

Nottingham Teacher banned from school for:
1) using the words twat, prick, retard and blockhead to students
2) Putting children in headlocks
3) Pulling chairs away from under students
4) Firing staples from a staple gun at students
5) Telling a girl who said her drawing looked like a vagina that if her vagina looked like that she had a problem
6) He told a pupil she had nice breasts
7) He dragged pupils across the floor
8) he put glue on the side of a piece of paper then stuck in on a students face
9) He put his foot on a pupil's head

He has been given a indefinite ban from teaching which can be appealed in 2022, he showed no remorse and didn't even turn up to the hearing.

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Sounds like one of the students. Though some of my old school teachers wouldnt hesitate grabbing a kid and dragging them outside the classroom.

 

[dionysus]

Though some of my old school teachers wouldnt hesitate grabbing a kid and dragging them outside the classroom.

missed it by maybe a year, 2 max, but i remember kids got straps

 

[bamberfishcake]

missed it by maybe a year, 2 max, but i remember kids got straps

In my last year of middle school it was abolished. One kid i knew got the slipper from the Headmaster, after that if you were naughty you had to stand on the blue carpet in the main corridor which i dont think lasted long as singleing kids out in front of the school is not done anymore either.

I remember if your name was called out in assembly you had to stand on stage in front of the school and be told off. That was enough in most cases.

 

[dionysus]

ya, by my day, we got called for a 'stern warning' though i was a prefect by then
but ive 4 older brothers
they had it worse

 

[ternur]

Nottingham Teacher banned from teaching for:
1) using the words twat, prick, retard and blockhead to students
2) Putting children in headlocks
3) Pulling chairs away from under students
4) Firing staples from a staple gun at students
5) Telling a girl who said her drawing looked like a vagina that if her vagina looked like that she had a problem
6) He told a pupil she had nice breasts
7) He dragged pupils across the floor
8) he put glue on the side of a piece of paper then stuck in on a students face
9) He put his foot on a pupil's head

He has been given a indefinite ban from teaching which can be appealed in 2022, he showed no remorse and didn't even turn up to the hearing.

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So is @dunover taking up on slot reaction videos for fulltime then?

 

[steveh35]

British man wins world's best mullet 2020

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[goatwack]

That is a great cut. Classic yet understated

 

[steveh35]

Red Wine flows through Italian Taps

They might be suffering with the Coronavirus but one Italian town got a surprise gift through their taps.

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[dionysus]

snap
all i get is a funny smell and a huge calcium build up

 

[steveh35]

snap
all i get is a funny smell and a huge calcium build up

I wonder how many people started filling the bath up and sink and made as many bottles as possible.

 

[steveh35]

Pig's dung starts pen blaze

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A pig swallowed a paedometer and the battery reacted with the pig's dung and started a fire on the dry bedding.

 

[goatwack]

Good to see the fire crews rasher to the scene

 

[Kroffe]

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