Lighthearted News Thread

[paul7388]

But when i imagine a future wife, its not you Paul.
I dont know any other places than Peru where they eat Guinea pigs.

Now i am feeling Hungry.



And my hamsters ran and hid in a corner

 

[Kroffe]

Now i am feeling Hungry.

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And my hamsters ran and hid in a corner

Ive actually never tasted "small game" or whatever it is called.
Squirrels,hamsters,etc.

Im not about to fire up the grill to find out what it tastes like, but i got to admit, im a bit curious.

 

[dionysus]

If you go out with a pet owner you will never be number one in their lives be warned.

truth
my puppers live here; everyone else is a guest

 

[Kroffe]

List of people not to marry.
-----------------------------
- Paul
- Dio
- Sufferinsilence
- Pinnit

Now i just got to find out where Halle Berry stands in this question.

 

[steveh35]

Doncaster baker makes lifesize cake of Karl Legerfeld

I am not sure if that is hair on his head or if he is wearing a rainhood.

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[Kroffe]

This is that "hyper realism" i keep hearing about eh.
You cant even tell wich one is the baker.
Stunning.

 

[steveh35]

This is that "hyper realism" i keep hearing about eh.
You cant even tell wich one is the baker.
Stunning.

They both have weird hair and blank expressions

 

[Kroffe]

"Do you love the distinctive smell of McDonald’s so much you would actually want the scent of one of its burgers wafting in your home?

Well, the fast food giant has a product just for you."

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[steveh35]

We had the dog story yesterday so today for balance here is a werewolf cat

I believe he might have just had a 6 scatter trigger on Bonanza which paid less than 10x

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[Kroffe]

This thread is quickly making its way up the "best threads" list.

 

[Kroffe]

"The research showed that with a human staring at them, herring gulls took 21 seconds longer to approach a bag of chips then when left apparently unobserved. "

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[steveh35]

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[steveh35]

Lovely to see Quaden Bayles smiling as he leads out an all star rugby team in Australia.

Show those bullies Quaden

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[steveh35]

35 year old woman starts naked cleaning company.

Claire O'Connor from Kent has caused uproar in Walderslade by charging various fees to clean in states of undress, she found this inspiration from another woman doing a similar job in Plymouth.

She charges £75 for lingerie, £85 for topless and £95 per hour for the full monty.

“I'm quite outgoing, I'm not a shy kind of person. It might be kind of awkward the first few times, but the more you get to know the client, the more it will subside.

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[Kroffe]

35 year old woman starts naked cleaning company.

Claire O'Connor from Kent has caused uproar in Walderslade, Kent by charging various fees to clean in states of undress, she found this inspiration from another woman doing a similar job in Plymouth.

She charges £75 for lingerie, £85 for topless and £95 per hour for the full monty.

“I'm quite outgoing, I'm not a shy kind of person. It might be kind of awkward the first few times, but the more you get to know the client, the more it will subside.

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Hmm, i think i know a woman that would be perfect for the job.
Or more like, the job would be perfect for her.

 

[pinnit2014]

List of people not to marry.
-----------------------------
- Paul
- Dio
- Sufferinsilence
- Pinnit

Now i just got to find out where Halle Berry stands in this question.

Just seen; that’s very hurtful

That would be some 5 some( you included)

Fairly left/liberal leaning: Will tell Playford that, where we lack in looks, we make up for it in kink.

 

[Kroffe]

Just seen; that’s very hurtful

That would be some 5 some( you included)

Fairly left/liberal leaning: Will tell Playford that, where we lack in looks, we make up for it in kink.

No amount of kink can make up for saving hamsters instead of me.

 

[pinnit2014]

No amount of kink can make up for saving hamsters instead of me.

If it's any consolation it's the same choice that most would make.

 

[Kroffe]

If it's any consolation it's the same choice that most would make.

Well yeah, i mainly made the list so i wouldnt forget, i know its common sense.

 

[dionysus]

Ya, I'm good not being considered for the kinky polygamy list.
If I were vanilla ice cream, it would be with the vanilla flavour extracted

 

[goatwack]

Hmm, if I were to be an ice cream it'd have to pistachio flavour, being of Persh heritage

No idea why we even like pistachios so, I think we're genetically predisposed. It's an ok flavour but not God's gift

 

[dionysus]

Hmm, if I were to be an ice cream it'd have to pistachio flavour, being of Persh heritage

No idea why we even like pistachios so, I think we're genetically predisposed. It's an ok flavour but not God's gift

could be worse I suppose, while maple flavoured has its merits, id imagine poutine flave would be kinda nasty

 

[goatwack]

could be worse I suppose, while maple flavoured has its merits, id imagine putine flave would be kinda nasty

They have Russian flavours now??

 

[dionysus]

lol, typo fixed
but probably, its doused in vodka and set on fire
ya gotta eat it pretty fast

 

[paul7388]

How did we go from rescuing poor innocent hamsters and letting stoopid bears perish to ice cream flavours.