- Joined
- May 22, 2012
It's not against the law for me to go down the pub, impress some random lass with my awesome fruit machine playing skills, and shag the night away with her before returning in the morning and instructing Mrs Chopley to get my breakfast made whilst washing my knob in the sink. It still makes me a lowlife cheating bastard though.
1. For fuck's sake don't tell her you fancy sausages.
2. You're either really tall or have a very low kitchen sink. I'm 6'5" and only just managed that standing on tiptoes. (not in your house I hasten to add)