Jackpot party monthly bonus increased wr

[ChopleyIOM]

Is this the great 'I'm quitting' epiphany then?

It may well be TBH.

At the minute I am in PRIME DEPOSITING TERRITORY, just finished the weekly BF3 session with the chaps (we have our own BF3 server and our own Teamspeak server, so we get to play the maps we want and the modes we want, full voice comms, private invite only, no plebs or hackers), family tucked up in bed, fresh glass of wine on the go, probably not gonna be in bed before 2am, nothing stopping me lobbing £100-£200 at any casino I fancy.

But I'm not going to, I just don't want to - it's as simple as that.

There's a difference between a 'social cigarette' and an 'EV neutral or better only gamble' - namely that the first one will kill me quicker but the second one will net me some cash over time.

Never say never and all that, but at the moment I'd say I'm done with straight deposits at online casinos to play the slots.

 

[PCJACKPOT2008]

So, no deposit bonus for me last week (or this week). Did anyone but Chopley get a match deposit bonus last week?

I do not like the way this site is changing.

 

[akrus88]

So, no deposit bonus for me last week (or this week). Did anyone but Chopley get a match deposit bonus last week?

I do not like the way this site is changing.

No match for me either .. the last deposit match I got was maybe 3 weeks ago "50% with 10xDEPOSIT wr"

 

[AC7X]

So, no deposit bonus for me last week (or this week). Did anyone but Chopley get a match deposit bonus last week?

I do not like the way this site is changing.

I got one; 100% up to £50 with a 10xB WR.

Obviously cashed out TE3 B1G C01N!!!11

 

[aceking123]

hi the mrs just asked me about promos there , shes plays a little bit there not often as i used too , but she did say shes had nothing from them either ,although she only plays once a week there same deposit same machines ,finds it a little odd considering her other account with ladbrokes seems to give her lots of promos weekly

 

[AC7X]

hi the mrs just asked me about promos there , shes plays a little bit there not often as i used too , but she did say shes had nothing from them either ,although she only plays once a week there same deposit same machines ,finds it a little odd considering her other account with ladbrokes seems to give her lots of promos weekly

The bonus they sent me was a "welcome back" bonus, so maybe they only go to players who have stopped regularly depositing there.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Ooohhh a welcome back bonus, 100% match up to £100 on a 10xB WR, needless to say I'm going to have a pop at that.

LET BATTLE COMMENCE.

£1000 to wager from a £200 bankroll, but the 92% RTP on those base games can really sting......

 

[Balthazar]

LET BATTLE COMMENCE.

Post screenshots

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Nothing of note yet. Playing Bruce on 30p spins and balance is kind of holding steady, reasonable bonus round frequency but haven't breached BIG WIN territory yet.

(Note that WMS slots have far saner thresholds than NetEnt slots, so you're 25x stake for a BIG WIN, 100x stake for a SUPER BIG WIN and IIRC 300x stake for a MEGA BIG WIN.)

Also, I'm off out to the pub at 6pm so I might well not be done by then! (It's 3:45pm UK time at the moment.)

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Just about edged up into SUPER BIG WIN TERRITORY, balance was £208 after the win had been added onto my balance.

£802 wagering left to do, over to Alice and the Mad Tea Party I think.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

126x stake on Alice, bankroll of £263 to wager £755.

I'm going to risk an excursion onto Gusher at 30p spins, if that can kick me up over £300 I'd like to say it's starting to look sort of in the bag. Gusher is dangerous, certainly up in the Bruce Lee category variance wise but a lot 'lumpier', on a dead run it's really horrible.

JPPs hits however are but a distant memory to me.

 

[lotusch]

I just did a summer clean-up,booting casino's I don't play anymore and JPP was one of them...
Never ever managed a payout from that place...

Play the WMS slots now @ Betsafe as they don't steal RTP from basepay to put in some ridiculous jackpot system.

 

[PCJACKPOT2008]

250x bet for Mega Big Win on VMS-slots.

I haven't gotten a deposit bonus offer (minus the £10 match) in months from JP and i'm a freequent depositor. I did get a freechip earlier this week, though.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Well you'd be hard pushed to get a worse result than that when achieving all three of 2-3-4 wild.

For starters it only dropped in the third wild reel on the last spin, and as you can see, lobbed a load of shit in on reel 1 and even then made hardly any 5OAKs.

Round total was just under 50x stake.

I'll see it out for another three wilds round, (they can cost a lot.....), and then move on.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Gusher is indeed having one of its stampy sessions, back down to my starting balance of £200 with £576 to wager.

It's a hugely EV+ position to be in and I could probably do it on Super Jackpot Party at 20p spins and pretty much be certain of getting my money back at least.

I'm quite determined to see Gusher out to a decent hit though, so let's see how that pans out for me.....

 

[ChopleyIOM]

And Gusher's on one of its rampages.

There's fuck all in the way of decent wins in the base game (almost Evolution-esque) and just the one free spins round, so if that's not playing ball it's a pretty tawdry experience.

Balance down to £150 with £460 still to wager, off out to the pub soon but I'll keep spinning until my mate turns up

Jesus, another free spins round just completed at under 10x stake, this is starting to get tedious and annoying. And you can wait hundreds of spins for one of the fuckers too.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Managed to see this out when I got back from the pub last night. Since I'm pathologically stubborn I stuck to Gusher at 30p spins but it refused to cough a really good win, managed to get all three of 2-3-4 wild a couple more times in free spins but it simply would not drop in decent symbols on reel 1, let alone make any big 5OAKs.

That said, a couple of wins in the 100x stake region meant I made wagering with £80 in the tank, but of course that would have represented a loss so I carried on playing with my 'stop point' being either a bust or getting my money back. Fortunately a final 100x stake win meant I was able to withdraw £113, which represents a £10 profit (the spare £3 being for the NET+ card withdrawal fee).

I was getting properly fucked off with it by the end though, staring down the barrel of a bust-out on a 100% deposit match with a 10xB WR is a grim place to be, and it just made me think 'Jesus, how the hell did I use to play these things on straight deposits? I must have needed my head reading.....'

Needless to say I'll withdraw the cash from an ATM as soon as Jackpot Party pay, no question of it being deposited anywhere else.

 

[Balthazar]

Never played Gusher but from what I see here, it appears to be a Black Knight clone? If so it's a pretty shitty game IMO, with a pay table on par with most NetEnt games.

WMS has recently released Black Knight II (in B&M casinos), which is much higher variance and has big potential with stacked high paying symbols on reels 1 and 5 during the bonus round.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Never played Gusher but from what I see here, it appears to be a Black Knight clone? If so it's a pretty shitty game IMO, with a pay table on par with most NetEnt games.

I must respectfully disagree, I'd have to work it out but there are certainly 1000x-1500x stake wins possible with the right 5OAKs with the three reels wild.

There's bugger all of note in the base game, it's all about getting the wilds in free spins.

 

[Balthazar]

I must respectfully disagree, I'd have to work it out but there are certainly 1000x-1500x stake wins possible with the right 5OAKs with the three reels wild

Just looked at the paytable and a king in the middle of reel #1 and in the middle of reel #5 with the 3 expanding wilds = 733x (at minimum bet, it makes 11 lines that worth £20 each). So top pay is probably 1000x if you land both reels perfectly and all symbols on reel 1 match those on reel 5, with the kings in the middle.

There's only *one* 1000x screen in there and it's probably nearly impossible to get. Sounds a lot like NetEnt to me.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Just looked at the paytable and a king in the middle of reel #1 and in the middle of reel #5 with the 3 expanding wilds = 733x (at minimum bet, it makes 11 lines that worth £20 each). So top pay is probably 1000x if you land both reels perfectly and all symbols on reel 1 match those on reel 5, with the kings in the middle.

There's only *one* 1000x screen in there and it's probably nearly impossible to get. Sounds a lot like NetEnt to me.

Well yes but it's possible to get several spins with all three middle reels wild, so they could add up to something quite substantial.

It just doesn't feel like a low variance NetEnt slot to me, it really doesn't, and it'd be a very 'un-WMS' profile as well.

 

[007sam]

I've quite enjoyed reading your mission diary.....

 

[threescatters]

Any chance you could put your videos back online chopley? I enjoy your writing style but never got to see the videos before they got taken down Understand if not.

 

[aceking123]

Any chance you could put your videos back online chopley? I enjoy your writing style but never got to see the videos before they got taken down Understand if not.

anychance old choppers can add them too video winners screenys , i watched them ,there were funny )

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Jackpot Party do still send out the odd bonus offer on the old 10xB WR, I got one yesterday which was a 100% match up to £100, which gives a £200 bankroll to wager £1000.

That's clearly worth having a punt at (solidly EV+), so I set about Ruby Slippers at 90p spins, landed a couple of wins in the £60-£100 range and the very nice £250 win shown below, decamped to Bruce at 60p spins and he quickly coughed a couple of £70 wins.

With my balance up over £600 I then set about grinding it out on the lower variance slots at modest spins of 60p or less, Super Jackpot Party behaved itself well for over £300 of wagering (balance hardly moved) then just saw it out on a variety of slots at a penny per line.

Ended up cashing out at £563 which makes a very pleasant profit of £460 (Neteller charge me £3 for the NET+ ATM fee).

Since I effectively quit online slots back in June for nothing other than ruthless EV+ bonus play, I have actually done very well, and more than repaired the damage that that dreadful month inflicted upon me, and that's before you factor in my continuous profits from the AWPs in the pubs around here.

I absolutely cannot bring myself to play online slots now on anything other than an EV+ bonus, at the outside I will just about have a go at an EV neutral bonus if I'm in the mood.

But a straight deposit just to chance my luck? Hasn't happened for months now.