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- Apr 27, 2009
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- the land of snow and maple syrup
Well, between the Kardashian anti-Christ..er baby, and the Royal bundle of big ears, I remembered this joke:
A woman slipped into a coma after a terrible car accident. She was 3 months pregnant at the time but no harm came to the baby.
She awoke 6 months later and unfortunately missed the birth.
The doctor came to her when she woke and said 'Congratulations, it's twins! While you were out you had a healthy beautiful baby boy and a precious little girl, fine as well'.
The woman was overjoyed, but then realized and exclaimed, 'Oh no, I didn't get to name them'.
'No worries' said the doctor. 'Your brother was in every day, and when they were born, he named them'.
'Oh no' said the woman. 'My brother's an idiot. What terrible names did he saddle them with?'
'Well', said the doc, 'the girl is called Denise.'
'That's actually quite pretty, What did he call the boy?'
The doctor looked at his shoes. 'Denephew' he said.
A woman slipped into a coma after a terrible car accident. She was 3 months pregnant at the time but no harm came to the baby.
She awoke 6 months later and unfortunately missed the birth.
The doctor came to her when she woke and said 'Congratulations, it's twins! While you were out you had a healthy beautiful baby boy and a precious little girl, fine as well'.
The woman was overjoyed, but then realized and exclaimed, 'Oh no, I didn't get to name them'.
'No worries' said the doctor. 'Your brother was in every day, and when they were born, he named them'.
'Oh no' said the woman. 'My brother's an idiot. What terrible names did he saddle them with?'
'Well', said the doc, 'the girl is called Denise.'
'That's actually quite pretty, What did he call the boy?'
The doctor looked at his shoes. 'Denephew' he said.
